Russian Commercial Results In Actual, Factual No Panty Upskirt Shot

Straight from the soon to be pulled from YouTube files: one of the dancers in this commercial left her panties at home. Don't worry if you miss it in the commercial—the slow-mo follow up makes everything very clear. More »

Your Own Personal Lingerie-Clad Maid, Courtesy Of Damaris

True, there are only a few of us wealthy enough to afford to hire a lingerie-clad woman to do all our household chores...but thanks to this video (created to showcase Damaris lingerie) we can all feel like we are. More »

American Apparel's Sheerly Japanese Ad

Faye Reagan's not the only American Apparel model tantalizing the Japanese. We don't know the name of this fine young lady, but we're most certainly in awe of her sales skills. (americanapparel.net)

Breasts Used To Sell Glasses

We're not exactly sure what naked breasts have to do with men's eyewear, but Tom Ford's new eyewear ads certainly have us, ahem, seeing clearly. (fashiongonerogue.com)

Breasts Used To Sell Perfume

We can sorta see the connection here: after all, perfume is used to attract potential mates...and breasts definitely attract potential mates. So maybe what they're trying to say here is that this perfume is as effective as walking around topless? More »

All The Peoples Of The World Love Faye Reagan

We're not totally sure what language this American Apparel ad is in (is it Korean? Oh, Japanese!), but we are sure that it conclusively proves that everyone, from every corner of the globe, is susceptible to Faye Reagan's charms. (americanapparel.net)

Eva Mendes, Topless On Behalf Of Some Calvin Klein Product

Eva Mendes—no stranger to nudity, Calvin Klein, or a combination of the two—is, once again, (kinda) naked and in a Calvin Klein ad. More »

Ashley Greene Redux: Now 20% More Revealing!

Oh dear, her nipples pastied-nipples do look exceptionally good under those scales. We thought you could use a better look at them. More »

Unveiled Today: Sasha Grey's PETA Ad

Joining the ranks of many famous animal lovers: Sasha Grey, who's stripped down to remind us the importance of spaying and neutering pets. We think we can follow the logic there...can you? (peta.org)

Ashley Greene Makes Sobe Sexy

To the marketing genius who decided that the best way to sell Sobe was by photographing Ashley Greene in nothing but bodypaint: thank you. You deserve some sort of Nobel Prize (the one for sexiness, maybe?) (egotastic.com)

How Much Is That Underwear Set In The Window?

Aubade, a French lingerie company, had this babetastic silhouette prance around above a busy Parisian street for ten days to promote their new website. American advertisers: what have you done lately? More »

The Many Orgasmic Moans Of Asian Porn

Truth be told, this is no video. This is Durex's tribute to the sweet and strange sounds of success. More »

Nice Nipples Aren't Just Skin Deep

You can tell yourself she's just blushing really hard, but sooner or later you'll start seeing the skinless Lanvin model in your dreams. The worst part? She's still pretty hot. (copyranter.blogspot.com)

Kim Kardashian Makes Eating Salad Sexy

Following in the footsteps of Paris HIlton and Audrina Partridge, Kim Kardashian has signed on as the latest Carl's Jr. spokesbabe. More »

Tres Jolie Uses A Hot Striptease To Exert Their Powers Of Persuasion

What with the language barrier and all, we're not really sure what this ad is supposed to be selling. But nevermind that silly detail: whatever it is, we are so buying it. (adsoftheworld.com)

Magielle Ad's Boobs Overpower Its Cleverness

The message of this ad seems to be that Magielle lingerie is so sexy that, in a contest between a naked woman and her Magielle panties, it's the panties that need mosaicing. More »

WWF Takes A Page Out Of PETA's Handbook

Because what's the best way to get people to care about endangered species? Naked people! We're not sure how this proves that "their extinction is ours as well," but, um...naked people! More »

Forget The Mona Lisa Smile, We Want The Mona Lisa Boobs

We may never know who Mona Lisa really was...but, thanks to the Praga billboard, we now know what she looked like naked. (copyranter.blogspot.com)

Bouncing Boobs Sell Some Sort Of Product

Okay, okay...we know this is a commercial for something, but with all that boobtastic booblicious bouncing, we just can't quite figure out what, precisely, is being sold. Maybe if we stare harder at the boobs, we'll figure it out? (copyranter.blogspot.com)

Engage In Intercourse With The Oral Sex Phone

Let's be honest with ourselves: the only thing classier than talking into a vagina is talking into a vagina "superbly sculptured by a European artist." More »

Bundle Up For Winter, Somewhat

American Apparel has attire for every season, but you better believe that none of it covers up wintry-hard nipples. They've got their priorities straight. (copyranter.blogspot.com)