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advertising
Dimetto Hats: For Any Kind Of Sexy
To advertise their new line of unisex hats, milliner Dimetto has persuaded a bunch of beautiful young ladies to model nude, covering their lower bits with some very stylish hats—and no hands! (No hands? Wait a minute...) More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by cand86: Okay . . . the hands-free placement of these hands leads me to assume all these women are in fact... 3 Responses | Other threads
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babes
Ruffles Have Ridges. And Half Naked Girls.
The last time we ate potato chips, we were not bombarded with images of scantily clad women in various alluring arrangements. Maybe we should switch from Lays to Ruffles? Lord knows we don't see enough boobs already. More » -
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Will Lauren Be The 2009 Star In A Bra?
This is Lauren. She's a twenty-year-old student from Catford, London with a 32F rack, and she wants to be the face (and boobs) of BraStop, a British company specializing in D+ bras. And you can make her dream come true! More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by hoffmanbike: too many boobs.. can't decide.. must not fap.. must not fap..... more » | Other threads
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celebrity
Keira Knightley's Suspender Fetish
Keira Knightley recently appeared in a Chanel ad covering her breasts with nothing more than a flimsy pair of suspenders. Kinda like the time she appeared in Interview covering her breasts with nothing more than a flimsy pair of suspenders. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Conrad: Natalie Portman, Keira Knightley, and Winona Ryder should do a nude photo shoot together. They all look the same, it... 3 Responses | Other threads
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babes
Paris Hilton Vs. Audrina Partridge: Battle Of The Burger Babes
A few weeks ago, we told you that Audrina Partridge was doing her best to top Paris Hilton's legendary babe with a burger commercial. Audrina's spots are finally out—and now, at last, we can compare. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by LauraPorcupine: Audrina's ad actually seems to be about the burger but for hotness Paris has to win this time. But... more » | Other threads
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celebrity
Naked Lady Goes On To Become Kiwi TV Star
Two years ago, we ooed and ahhed over Elave's "Nothing to Hide" commercial, which harnessed the power of hot naked bodies to hawk skincare products. Well, apparently we weren't the only ones to get something out of the experience. More » -
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American Apparel: Selling Clothes, One Nipple At A Time
To be honest, Chicago, we kinda thought that the main things you had going for you were deep dish pizza and the Neo-Futurarium. But we see that we were mistaken: you're also the home of some sweet American Apparel ads. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by hodayathink is running for president of Naughty America: Hey, we also had that naked Katy Perry look-alike. 1 Responses | Other threads
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babes
Skinny Blonde: Because Beer Is Better When Boobs Are Involved
Because boobs and beer go together like peanut butter and jelly, the bottle for Australia's Skinny Blonde beer features a bikini-clad skinny blonde who's top disappears as the bottle heats up. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: I guess that's one way to make me a bit less sad about my beer getting warm. 1 Responses | Other threads
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American Apparel's Naked Influence Spreading Across Fashion Industry
American Apparel has long been known for its edgy, in-your-face advertising—or, in layman's terms, American Apparel has long been known for its blatantly sexy advertising. And it seems that they may be inspiring others to follow suit. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: That last line aside, Dov Charney still makes Al Goldstein look like Morrissey. more » | Other threads
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wtf
Oxfam (Sort Of) Uses Sex To Sell Environmental Message
If we were you, we would watch about the first thirty-eight seconds of this Oxfam commercial, pause it, and then watch the first thirty-eight seconds again. Trust us, the last twenty-two seconds...well, they're a lot less pleasant than that first thirty-eight. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Stewie Griffin: Seriously, what the frack?! That made no sense. Next time they should just cut to Keyboard Cat... more » | Other threads
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wtf
Playboy Puts Down The Martini And Picks Up A Quiznos Sub
In what is apparently a sign of the times, Playboy has decided to have its models shill for Quiznos. Yes, Quiznos. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by The HZA. [member of the zombie nation]: I like the innuendo of the original. "Put it in me." more » | Other threads
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advertising
Zero Jeans Knows What We Want Out Of Life
The only thing better than a girl in tight jeans? A girl taking off tight jeans. (Come on, you knew that was coming.) (copyranter.blogspot.com) More »
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group sex
Calvin Klein Celebrates The Joys Of Group Sex
Months ago, Calvin Klein explained the mysteries of threeways—now they've upped the ante and brought us a full-on foursome. Even in this economy, some retailers are giving us more bang for our buck. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by cand86: I'm diggin' the homoerotic ratio of boys to girls here. Of course, no clue how foursomes relate to jeans, but the... 1 Responses | Other threads
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German Bank Discovers That Sex Is The Solution To All Our Financial Woes
You know how the story goes: boy meets girl, boy woos girl, boy treats girl to a night of passionate, rousing sex—and suddenly, everyone's problems are solved. More » -
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This Is Totally What We Dream About. (Minus The Shaving.)
Who are these women? Why do they magically appear in a man's hotel room, strip down to their underwear, and proceed to shave him? And—most importantly—where can we get a set of our own? More » -
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Great Moments In Advertising: Blowjob Balloons
The Museum of Sex could have just thrown together some haphazard promotional for "Exploring the Pleasures of Oral Sex" (trust us, blowjob jokes are easy). Thankfully, they went a different—and far more clever—route. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by AirliaZeikfried: 'The Museum of Sex actually does not have any balloons. They never existed and they never will exist. The... more » | Other threads
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What Advertisers Will Resort To In This Economy
Louis Vuitton knows he needs to step it up to sell over-priced kicks in this economy. LV's new ad campaign boasts this provocative picture that might get a few pairs of shoes off their shelves. More » -
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Girls In Bikinis Can Persuade Us To Do Anything
We don't know what it is—maybe the wilderness, or the watch for crocodiles sign... but there's something about this ad that really makes us want dust off our bike and go for a ride. More » -
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Lingerie Clad Hottie Certainly Stimulating Something
"Stimulate" the economy jokes? Still stupid. This girl in purple lingerie? Hot enough to make us forget that. Hey, who knows, maybe over in Germany, the joke is still fresh. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by fragile: @Lux Alptraum: Hey, who knows, maybe over in Germany, the jo...: first hand I can tell you that it's not. more » | Other threads
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scandal
Too Hot For The Post Office!
This image appears on a promotional postcard for "Look," a film about the pervasiveness of surveillance cameras (and the shocking deeds they record). Or it was supposed to, until the Post Office vetoed it. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: & she responded -- Geez, I was just checkin' the maleGet it? Checkin' the male? 1 Responses | Other threads
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advertising
Extended Pleasure Condoms Lead To Better Sex, Bizarre Tan Lines
The latest addition to a long line of clever sexual aid ads: these ads for Hansaplast long pleasure condoms. We're kind of curious to know what sort of sex positions created those tan lines. More »
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Austrian Advertisers Will Show You Their Best Bits (The Dirty Ones!)
Most of the professional conferences we've attended have been dry, boring affairs: a lot of people droning on and patting themselves on the back, and absolutely no nudity. Oh, to be in Austria! More » -
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Girls In Bikinis, A Slip n' Slide, And Yogurt Drinks: A Winning Combination
If ever there was a video that made us nostalgic for our childhood, it'd have to be this YogiSip ad, featuring bikini clad girls writhing their way down a Slip 'n Slide. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by hoffmanbike: slip "n" slides in south africa????? never mind the yogurt drink, bikini clad girls, hip music, cheap sunglasses, and lack... 1 Responses | Other threads
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advertising
Coco De Mer Reminds Us That Eroticism Is Everywhere
Immersed as we are in graphic nudity and hardcore porn, it's often easy to forget that eroticism isn't just boobs and butts and X-rated action—sometimes, the most sensual experiences are also the most innocent. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by cand86: This is the first commercial in a long time that makes me just feel happy and like somebody "gets it". Well... 1 Responses | Other threads
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hype
Lifestyles Creates Safer Sex Ad That's Actually Sexy
We're so used to American condom ads approaching the topic of safer sex through (often sophomoric) humor that it's actually a little strange to see an ad that's upfront about what they're actually selling. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Are Showtime & HBO running ads, now? What network would possibly risk airing that? Spike after midnite? MTV during the... more » | Other threads
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altporn
Lazerbunny Launches First Ever DVD
What do you get when you combine Ariel Adore, Cherri, Brina James, Analise, Acacia and Nico Elise, a bunch of hot sex, and a noise rock soundtrack? More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by XuxaHaechler: just wondering are you refering to MUFF when you say PLOT ? hehehe more » | Other threads
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boobs
Breasts Used To Sell Breast-Related Item
We suspect that these ladies owe their firm, perky bosoms more to genetics than to some fancy "firming" cream—but as long as they're showing us the goods, they can hawk any product they like. More »
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advertising
The 6 Hour Power Ad: Titillating And Tantalizing... Or Just Stupid?
Slate wants to know if this is the most sexually explicit ad ever—which makes us want to know if Slate watches TV ever (or reads magazines, or goes on the internet, or...). More » -
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Three Olives Vodka Wants To See Your Best O-Face
We were fairly certain that by this point, pretty much everyone had gotten the message that "o-face" jokes are played out and boring (well, everyone except Details). Apparently we were being too optimistic. More »
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video
Pop Rocks: They Get Your Rocks Off
We all know about the Altoids trick, but were you aware that Pop Rocks help you get your rocks off? Perhaps inspired by Raven Riley, a hardcore fan decided to spread the word. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by BeautifulAgony: For eating pussy it's a pretty amazing sensation, if you don't mind having sticky sweet sugary bits on your pussy... 3 Responses | Other threads
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Diesel Exposes Its Models In Hot New "Intimates" Campaign
Much as we enjoyed Diesel's "SFW Porn" video, we're pleased to see them moving in a decidedly less SFW direction with their new "Intimates" campaign. True, there's no nudity—but that's clearly the next logical step, right? More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Prof_Derzshowitz: With the zoom on the first pic, I was like "ooooh, hot." Then with the zoom on the second... 1 Responses | Other threads
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hype
"One Eyed Monster" Wants To Stimulate Your Package
Will we ever get tired of those witty "stimulus package" double entendres? Well, actually... we already have. Our friends in Porn Valley, on the other hand, still think it's the height of comedy. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by blauhung: ok, the joke was kinda bad, but the movie does look like it may fall into the "so bad it's... 1 Responses | Other threads
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lingerie
Agent Provocateur Showcases The Power Of Beautiful Lingerie
Agent Provocateur shown us the sexy of pirates, witches, virgins, and Kylie Minogue on a mechanical bull. But really, it all boils down to one simple message: power is beautiful (and beauty is powerful.). More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by FalconryoftheEroticVariety: Okay, we could probably think of a lot of better (and simpler) ways to convey this whole power/beauty thing i am... more » | Other threads
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video
We'll Have What She's Having
This video isn't from o-face extravaganza Beautiful Agony, but it easily could be... for the first half, at least. And that first half is hot enough to make us forget about the rest. (adgabber.com)
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By Lux AlptraumComment by BeautifulAgony: For a moment I thought I got a shout out. ;) Great ad! Makes me sad that we Americans, by and... 3 Responses | Other threads
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The Sign Says "Do Not Disturb," But The Video Says "Please Watch"
What happens in hotel rooms stays in those hotel rooms... unless, of course, what happens is a part of a promo for Rachel Kramer Bussel's latest book of hotel erotica—then we all get to watch. More » -
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The Vassarettes: Our Favorite Lingerie Clad Girl Band
We're not going to lie to you: as a band, the Vassarettes are pretty bad—especially since they exist solely to shill Vassarette bras. On the other hand, they're hot girls. In their bras. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Prof_Derzshowitz: Now this is a band with an epic live show: [www.muchosucko.com] "Always remember, to use lube..." 1 Responses | Other threads
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Help Us, We're In Love
We've just spied this beautiful girl in an American Apparel ad over on Debauchette's blog... and we're dying to know who she is. We've determined that her name is Alex, but we must know more. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: So, are Mom Jeans the next "ironical" coopting for the hipster intelligentia? more » | Other threads
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autoerotica
Naughty Buses Need Love Too
"Southland Tales" showed us SUV sex, "Rock of Love" has buses getting busy. There's a tiny bit of us that's turned on—and a much bigger part that never wants to ride the bus again. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by BeautifulAgony: Does Bang Bus know about this? ;) more » | Other threads
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advertising
Nothing Satisfies A Hungry Tummy Like A Bowl Full Of Babes
If we understand this ad right, it's trying to tell us that noodles that are fat and swollen—like sumo wrestlers—are gross, while noodles that are lithe and thin—like babes—are delicious. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by daprincess: wait, we're deciding who to consume, right? if i were going to actually ingest someone i'd pick the ones with more... more » | Other threads
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fetish
Hello Kitty, Latex Fetishist
You may have heard about M.A.C.'s new Hello Kitty cosmetics line... but have you seen the commercial? The video—a sort of Alice-in-Wonderland-meets-latex-meets-Hello-Kitty fantasy—will ensure that you never see Ms. Kitty the same way again. More »
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By Lux AlptraumComment by Writestuff: Am I the only one who saw the hole to Hello Kitty Acid Land as a giant Va-jay-jay??? more » | Other threads
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