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more about #80s more comments → stickman: Now all I need is Josie and the Pussycats! Mmm, Melody.... more » dirtybacon: damn it, a MATING DANCE!? that's why I went with "dating"... it wa the only courting ritual I could see. oh well: congrats! more » mgorf2005: WOOHOO! more » EthanBanks: 1.What is "The Arena"? 2. Raven De La Croix 3. Bowling more » Femalien: 1.The Arena 2. Raven De La Croix 3. Bowling ctrl+c, ctrl+p ftw ** ** I right-clicked and copied/pasted just to be different, atlas. :) I hope you... more » atlas: 1.The Arena 2. Raven De La Croix 3. Bowling ctrl+c, ctrl+p ftw more » buzzorhowl: 1. "The Arena" 2. Raven De La Croix 3. ...naked bowling? Or is merely "bowling" the answer you're looking for? more » dirtybacon: 1.The Arena (which I saw listed as both from 1970 and 1974) 2. Raven De La Croix (got this one without looking, I am a true Meyer fanboy!) 3. Bowling more » Conrad: Doesn't answering in the comments, make it so everyone wins? more » K-milo: 1) The movie was "The Big Bust Out". 2) That's Raven De La Croix 3) Bowling... more » -
#contest
We Have A Winner! The Great "Screwballs" Trivia Off
Last week, we offered you the chance to win a copy of "Screwballs." Many entered, but only one can win. Check below to the correct answers to our trivia questions (supplied to us by Severin Films, the distributor of "Screwballs.") More » -
#contest
Win A Copy Of "Screwballs": The 80s Teensploitation Sex Comedy Romp!
For the past few weeks, we've been running clips from "Screwballs," a T&A filled 80s teen sex comedy. Well, today's the day that this very special movie gets released on DVD—and to celebrate, we're giving away a copy! More » -
#movies
"Screwballs" Goes Bowling
The 80s were a very different time: greed was good, movies were filled with boobs...and apparently everyone went bowling in their underwear. Frankly, we don't really remember that part—but it's in "Screwballs," so it must be true! More » -
#fantasy
Fuq Pop — Jem Gone Porno
'Jem and the Holograms' is, by far, the sexiest of our favorite childhood cartoons. Could this be the next XXX parody dvd? Who can we talk to about this? More »
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#movies
"Screwballs" Heads To The Strip Club
Last week, we introduced you to the wild and wacky world of "Screwballs," the wild and wacky 80s teen sex romp that went where no other wacky, wild teen sex romp had gone before. More » -
#movies
"Screwballs": The 80s Teen Sex Comedy That Puts "Porky's" To Shame
There were many wonderful things about the 1980's—but one of the best would have to be all the T&A that got crammed into those delightful teen sex comedies. More » -
#fleshflicks
Practice! Practice! Practice!
How do you get to Carnegie Hall? The same way you get good at giving head, or spying on couples en flagrante delicto, with no one the wiser: practice, practice, practice. More » -
#fleshflicks
Lynn LeMay Is An Inspiration To Us All
With all the worry about the environment, we've been trying to be eco-friendly. One good suggestion: save water by taking a shower with a friend. One better suggestion: skip the shower, and just get naked with a friend. More » -
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#vintage
Vintage Erotica Takes Us On A Walk Down Porn Memory Lane
Like all artforms, pornography has evolved over time—and this trailer for VintageErotica.com is a really great way to appreciate and understand that evolution. More » -
#sexculture
"American Swing" Pages Through The Sexy, Seedy History Of Plato's Retreat
Some thirty years ago, a magical place existed on the Upper West Side of New York. A place where all your sexual fantasies could be fulfilled, in one single night. A place called Plato's Retreat. More » -
#boobs
We Love The 80s (And Its Nip Sliperrific Music Videos)
Do you remember the 80s? Cause we do: it was a time of great music, gorgeous women, and plentiful nip slips—well, if by "80s" you mean the music video for Sabrina's "Boys Boys Boys." More » -
#parodies
"Not The Cosbys XXX" Is Already Our Pick For Best Porn Parody Of 2009
Any doubts we may have had about the credibility of X-Play's "Not The Cosbys XXX" have been completely put to rest by this behind-the-scenes video. Because, damn, Heathcliff is spot on. More » -
#memories
True Tales: I Dated A Pornstar!
For all of you who've found yourself wondering what it might be like to date an 80's era porn stud (we know you're out there), we're happy to present this touching, romantic tale from Slate. More » -
#pornstars
Fleshbot Birthday Babes(TM): Erica Boyer
Back in the days when I got my news about porn movies from tatty magazines scavenged from the backs of bookstores, I saw a picture of Erica Boyer, whose 52nd birthday is today. -
#gingerlynn
Fleshbot Birthday Babestm: Ginger Lynn
Today is not Ginger Lynn’s birthday, though Trisha Rey turns 24, Erika Vution celebrates her 22nd, and Katrina Isis gets her MILF on at 32. But Ginger Lynn was not born 46 years ago today. -
#babes
Spend Your December With Centerfolds
Is your December passing ever so slowly? Are you dying to wake up on Christmas morn—or to party your way into 2009? Well, we can't make time pass any faster, but we can make the wait more enjoyable: sail through December in the arms of centerfolds. Specifically, Playboy's 31 Centerfolds of December. Every day, a new Miss December... it's almost enough to make us wish December would never end. (playboy.com) -
#dvdwatch
The Porn Parody Machine Marches On
Fueled by the success of such films as "Not The Bradys XXX" (one and two!), "Not Bewitched XXX," "This Ain't The Munsters XXX," and all the rest of of them, the porn parody machine continues to march on. In addition to the recently announced "Dirty Facts of Life" and "This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX," we'll also be seeing "Not Married With Children XXX" and "Not The Cosby Show XXX," which at least has the redeeming factor of giving work to black porn actors who aren't Jada Fire and Mr. Marcus. -
#parody
"The Dirty Facts Of Life": Coming Soon To A Porn Store Near You
You may have thought we were kidding about wanting to see a porn spoof of "The Facts of Life", but Abigail Productions apparently did not. They've just announced the upcoming release of "The Dirty Facts of Life," due out in mid-November. You fuck the good, you bang the bad, you pound them both and there you have… the dirty facts of life... (getgf.com) -
#carolalt
Legendary '80s supermodel Carol Alt has agreed to pose for Playboy at age 47, but if you're a long time fan like we are, then don't let the age thing bother you. We're talking about your age, because you are old. (accesshollywood.com) -
#wtf
Hustler Humor Hustles For Laughs
Hustler magazine has always been known for subtlety and intellectual rigor, but there are times when even when a stuffy porn mag wants to let its hair down a little. That's how you end up with a paper spinoff like "Hustler Humor," which is sort of the like Playboy Jokes page turned up to 11 in color. Sadly, we don't have copies of the actual magazine, but if this gallery of historical covers is any indication, it retained the dry wit and tasteful sensibility of the parent magazine—with a steady diet of vibrator jokes, angry middle fingers, and overt racism. Fun for the whole family! More » -
#kristenimrie
If you think the Page 3 Girl was invented when Keeley Hazell turned 18, then you need the kind of history lesson which Kirsten Imrie can provide. After all, she made a name for herself all the way back in the 1980s. That was like a whole century ago! (sexypix.thumblogger.com) -
#video
Remembering The Glory Days Of The Boob Tube
If you are asoldeternally youthful as we are, then you remember when television was just three channels and the best you could hope for when it came to boobies was a swimming pool catfight on "Dynasty." TV had to be a lot more creative back then and so did viewers looking for any kind of jiggly bouncy fun. Do you have any idea what it was like to rely on "Three's Company" for your dose of wild sexual hijinks? Then along came cable and the next thing you know TBS is showing "Sex and the City" reruns and Cinemax has stopped showing Shannon Tweed movies because they aren't scandalous enough. The point is that you are spoiled brats with your 24-hour internet fuckfests—and that this list of the 50 sexiest TV shows of all time makes us weep with horny teenage nostalgia. Check out this all-too brief clip from our personal favorite, "Red Shoe Diaries," and maybe someday you'll understand the value of good soft core nakedness. More » -
#musicvideowatch
"One Night In Bangkok" Makes YouTube Censors' Heads Hurt
Bangkok. Oriental City! A place where laws about what counts as legal paid entertainment probably differ from where you live. A city that was invented in 1984 for the premiere of Tim Rice/ABBA musical "Chess." You may be more familiar with the classic Murray Head version of this stirring tale, but as European dance club DJs are wont to do "One Night In Bangkok" has been given a 21st century update complete with thumbing bass line and a five-girl strip club orgy video. Honestly, if you can't go to Bangkok and see five party babes have a topless pillow fight/bubble bath, then what's the point of even having musical theater? However, you probably can't see it on YouTube for much longer—so we've preserved it here. More » -
#fleshbotcalendar
This Week On The Fleshbot Calendar: How To Relive Your Misspent Youth
Next week, the Clinton Street Theater in Portland will be hosting a special screening of two hardcore porn classics from the '70s and '80s on the big screen ... and on real film! (Afterward, you can head across town and catch "The Dark Cock.") How would you know about this? Because it's on the Fleshbot Calendar, of course! More » -
#vintage
Revenge Of The Sexy Magazine Covers
Since we studied history at our liberal elitist college, we always enjoy looking through dusty archives for relics of bygone eras. We also learned where to find all the dirty Victorian picture books at the research library. Maybe that's where the folks at Xpozio went to find all those sexy old magazine covers they keep posting? We've linked to a couple of their galleries in the past, but the collection has exploded to include pretty much every Playboy cover in every international edition ever as well as most of the covers from the illustrious history of Penthouse, Hustler, High Society, Juggs (yes, Juggs) and other classic spank mags. So in how many different languages can you say "Pamela Anderson Naked"? More » -
#politics
Former tough guy actor Sonny Landham, who is running forgovernorSenate in Kentucky, had bit parts in several 1980s movies like "Poltergeist," "48 Hours" and "Predator" ... oh, and a few hardcore porn flicks earlier in his career too. He's not ashamed to admit it either, because that would still make him only the third weirdest member of the "Predator" cast to be elected governor of a U.S. state. (ap.google.com + rightpundits.com + sonnylandham.com) -
#hardcore
Flesh Flicks: There Goes The Election!
So now you know the shocking truth—all those senators, congressmen, governors, mayors, city council members, school board presidents, county treasures, and dog catchers who got caught in a compromising situation with an intern, secretary, and/or page, were not just weak-willed public servants who gave in to carnal temptations. They were victims! Set up and taken down by the notoriously seductive Deep Throat Squad. They ruin careers and lives just for a little fun and some dirty pictures. Still, we have to say that for a man whose career just spilled out all over his office couch, he does takes the news pretty well. More » -
#vintage
When you're done looking through those Lui covers, you might want to take a peek at High Society through the ages. You might just learn a thing or two about moving on up in the world — or at least getting something to help you, uh, move up. (xpozio.com) -
#sexblogs
Sex Blog Roundup: Summer Lovers Redux
Now that those diplomas have been granted and the beaches are open, it's time to move to the next item on the June calendar: lining up that perfect lover for the summer. Maybe he's been around for a while and now you're aching to get him shirtless outdoors? Or maybe the ex is looking good now that you've split with the winter beau? For some, it's never enough so long as there are more lovers to be had, while others prefer devoting their attention to that special someone ... even if keeping her leashed in the park attracts the local law enforcement. Oh, those summer nights! (Sorry, same director, different movie.)
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#polls
Top Ten TV Sitcom Porn Spoofs We'd Like To See
According to its own press releases, X-Play's recent "Brady Bunch" porn parody "Not The Bradys XXX" is pretty much the most successful porn idea of all time. It's already spawned its own sequel—"Not Bewitched XXX" which comes out in September—and there's even been talk of knockoffs of "The Munsters" and (heaven, forbid) "Mr. Rogers Neighborhood." Also, even though "Bewitched" has yet to hit shelves, the word has just come down that X-Play now has two more spinoffs in the works—XXX versions of "The Love Boat" and "Three's Company." Both rather inspired choices, if you ask us, since to our impressionable young eyes those shows practically were porn anyway. More » -
#vintage
If we had to describe French men's magazine Lui by its covers—and there are a ton to choose from in this gallery that spans three decades worth—we'd say it's a sexy European answer to Playboy and Penthouse. It's in French, though, so we can't even pretend that we want to read it for the articles. (livejournal.com, via Otomano) -
#history
Even though this "blog" post is about the length of a novella, it does have some interesting stories from the glorious history of porn in San Diego. Is this why everyone is always reminding them to stay classy? (sandiegoreader.com, via adultfyi.com) -
#magazines
If you're a fan of Hustler, you'll enjoy this collection of dozens of the magazine's covers from the last four decades. You'll enjoy it even more if you're a fan of gratuitous pubic hair. (xpozio.com) -
#atthemovies
Indiana Jones Vs. Carolina Jones: A Pornic Comparison
Now that we've had a chance to see both of this summer's biggest blockbusters—"Indiana Jones and the Kindgom of the Crystal Skull" and "Carolina Jones and the Broken Covenant"—we think it's only fair to see how Dr. Jones measures up against his porn doppleganger. Are these sequels sympathetic to the original spirit of the Indy legend? And more importantly, are they faithful to each other? We decided to do a point-by-point evaluation to see which Jones did the best job keeping our hearts racing. (Oh, and spoiler alert!: major plot points of both films are revealed below, so if you still haven't seen either one consider yourself warned. We wouldn't want to spill which one of our heroes gets to have a threeway or anything.) More » -
#hardcore
Dave Naz' "Circa '82": Bring Your Own Pop Rocks
Superstar erotic photographer turned porn director Dave Naz has released his latest opus for Vivid Alt: it's called "Circa '82" and it focuses on the generation of disenchanted young adults who rejected both the hippy values of the counterculture that failed their parents and the rampant materialism of the Reagan years while embracing and angry punk rock music and hot experimental sex instead. Filled with period costumes and set decor, we're sure it reflects precisely the way things were back then ... only since we're too young to remember those years firsthand (don't forget, all of us here at Fleshbot are barely legal ourselves) we can't really be sure. More » -
#video
Desiree Cousteau In "Randy The Electric Lady": The Original Orgasm Addict?
We've been huge fans of porn legend Desiree Cousteau and her appearance as the hapless victim of evil orgasmic research in 1980's "Randy The Electric Lady" ever since ... uh, yesterday when our diode-twiddling colleagues at io9 rescued her from porn obscurity and bought her to our attention. (Hey, can we help it if we were still getting hooked on phonics when the movie was originally released?) In this bonus excerpt from the film, watch in amazement as Desiree-as-Randy is subject to the relentless probings of a proto-FuckingMachine-like device while the divine Juliet "Aunt Peg" Anderson cackles maniacally in the background. It's almost enough for us to track down the torrent file ourselves for the unavailable-on-DVD movie so we can see how the whole thing turns out! (Unless someone out there has a Betamax copy they'd like to lend us?) More » -
#video
Lesbian Kissing Makes Perfect Sense, Even When It Doesn't
A very confused tipster writes to us asking for an explanation of the following YouTube video. It starts off innocently enough, with footage of a random girl-on-girl makeout session: nothing confusing there, but then things take an abrupt turn when the show is interrupted by footage from late-70s schmaltzfest "Eight Is Enough." Then it's back to the lesbian makeout, accompanied by some adult contemporary/soft rock background music. Then you see the opening credits for CSI: NY. Then back to some more Dick Van Patten, then it abruptly ends. In other words, it's a big heaping spoonful of WTF? More » -
#80s
Flesh Flicks: Motherly Love
What kind of dirty lowdown porn site would we be, if we sent you away on Mother's Day weekend without discussing the naughtiest of all naughty taboos—mother/son bath time togetherness. It was all the rage back in the early-to-mid '80s when Tom Byron and Gloria Leonard took their turnexploitingexploring the love that rarely speaks its name. Unlike most MILF-centric fare of today, however, there's actually some big-time dramatic acting involved, probably because the term MILF had not yet come to dominate our lives. It's was a much simpler time, unless you know ... you had a thing for your pornstar mom. More »
