Fleshbot: 60s

Vintage Video: Clearly, The Best Conversation Ever

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 16:00:00 EDT

If we could only hear what was being said on the end of the line, phone sex would never be the same. These days, you can't be sure what the other person is actually doing.

However, back in the 1960s, an elaborate system of jedi mind tricks ensured participants that real, live, bouffant nudity was going down during (or at least after) the phone call. Where have these techniques gone? Can we still learn them? We have a few prank calls to make.

·"Vintage Telephone Stripper" (archive.org)

Vintage Erotica Takes Us On A Walk Down Porn Memory Lane

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 15:30:01 EDT

Like all artforms, pornography has evolved over time—and this trailer for VintageErotica.com is a really great way to appreciate and understand that evolution.

Starting with the stag films of the 1910's, and going all the way up to the big haireds beauties of the '80s, the video shows a variety of clips from every decade along the way, making it very clear just how much has changed over the past century of porn—and, simultaneously, showing us just how much has stayed exactly the same.

· Vintage Erotica (vintageerotica.com, via avn.com)

Spend Your December With Centerfolds

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 11:30:10 EST

Is your December passing ever so slowly? Are you dying to wake up on Christmas morn—or to party your way into 2009? Well, we can't make time pass any faster, but we can make the wait more enjoyable: sail through December in the arms of centerfolds. Specifically, Playboy's 31 Centerfolds of December. Every day, a new Miss December... it's almost enough to make us wish December would never end. (playboy.com)

Today's tabloids have become so dirty and...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 11:40:43 EDT

Today's tabloids have become so dirty and exploitative—not like the good old days of responsible celebrity journalism. It's a little something called "class," people. Look it up! (more sex and weirdness @ Flickr, via sex-and-blogs.com)

Sexploitation Clip Of The Week: "The Orgy Of The Golden Nudes"

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 15:22:59 EDT

Are you tired of the same old orgy? Is your hedonistic group sex just not fulfilling you the way it used to? Perhaps you need something new to spice up your routine. Why not incorporate an idea that was in no way stolen from a James Bond movie and add some really expensive "golden" babes to the menu? They last longer, don't lose their value like silver or brass nudes, and it makes your King Midas role play fantasy that much more realistic. And if you decide to bomb Fort Knox afterward, that's an excellent way to recoup your investment.

· "Orgy Of The Golden Nudes" aka, "Honeymoon of Horror" (1964) (imdb.com)
· Clip courtesy of Bedazzled Blue (bedazzledblue.com)

Previously: Sexploitation Clip Archive

Sexploitation Clip Of The Week: "This Picture Is Censored"

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:25:00 EDT

This dirty old man would really like to show you some filth. But first, he wants to tell you about it and then maybe provide a history lesson about obscenity laws in the United States from 1921 up to and including 1965. When you're giving a lecture, it's important to provide examples and demonstrations to prove your point. It helps to make your arguments clear and also keeps your audience from falling asleep. Sure, you could just dispense with the talking all together, but then who would get to admire your mustache?

· "Censored" (1965) (imdb.com)
· Clip courtesy of Bedazzled Blue (bedazzledblue.com)

Previously: Sexploitation Clip Archive

Sexploitation Clip Of The Week: "Kiss Me Quick"

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 12:55:01 EDT

Unlike most sexploitation films, this one is not meant to scare you. Unless you find alien fat guys coming down to Earth with no knowledge of women and their sexual charms scary. If that's the case, then there is a solution—an insane Frankenstein-esque doctor who turns women into horny sexual freaks! Oh, and also re-animates the dead, like the original Dr. Frankenstein. But that's just a side project to the more important task of making the freak bots. Even scientists have to have priorities, you know.

· "Kiss Me Quick!" (1964) (imdb.com)
· Clip courtesy of Bedazzled Blue (bedazzledblue.com)

Previously: Sexploitation Clip Archive

Sexploitation Clip Of The Week: My My My ... "Delilah"

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 13:05:05 EDT

We've always loved that old Tom Jones song about his woman who gone and done him wrong, but we never really realized until now that it would make for an excellent sexploitation plot. Of course, this "Deliliah" is about swingers who gladly cheat on each other with anyone they can find, and it doesn't appear that any triflin' lovers get stabbed in the end. Still, don't you think this movie would be even better with a little T.J. on the soundtrack? Wouldn't every movie?

· "Delilah" (1969) (imdb.com)
· Clip courtesy of Bedazzled Blue (bedazzledblue.com)

Previously: Sexploitation Clip Archive

Revenge Of The Sexy Magazine Covers

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 11:40:03 EDT

Since we studied history at our liberal elitist college, we always enjoy looking through dusty archives for relics of bygone eras. We also learned where to find all the dirty Victorian picture books at the research library. Maybe that's where the folks at Xpozio went to find all those sexy old magazine covers they keep posting? We've linked to a couple of their galleries in the past, but the collection has exploded to include pretty much every Playboy cover in every international edition ever as well as most of the covers from the illustrious history of Penthouse, Hustler, High Society, Juggs (yes, Juggs) and other classic spank mags. So in how many different languages can you say "Pamela Anderson Naked"?

· Men's Magazine Covers (xpozio.com)

Sexploitation Clip Of The Week: "Hot Erotic Dreams"

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:25:15 EDT

This week's clip forgoes the standard formula involving an outraged narrator warning you to avert your eyes from (and also definitely go and watch) a sordid tale of sex fiends throwing their lives away for the sake of cheap thrills. In fact, it doesn't even pretend that there's a story to be told at all. This trailer simply levels with you: you want to see crazy swingers having sex under a background of smooth jazz, and that's exactly what you're going to get. It's refreshing, even if that kind of honestly isn't nearly as .... shocking!

· "Hot Erotic Dreams" (1967) (imdb.com)
· Clip courtesy of Bedazzled Blue (bedazzledblue.com)

Sexploitation Clip Of The Week: "Unholy Matrimony"

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:55:00 EDT

What happens when you mix S-E-X with LSD? Whatever it is, you probably won't remember it after you come down, but this movie sure makes it sounds like F-U-N. Well, except for the blackmail. Always with the blackmail. Can't anyone have a drug-fueled suburban orgy without some tough guy in a cowboy hat shaking you down for a few thousand dollars? No wonder everyone has to take so much LSD before they get freaky.

· "Unholy Matrimony" (1966) (imdb.com)
· Clip courtesy of Bedazzled Blue (bedazzledblue.com)

Previously: Sexploitation Clip Archive

If you're like us, you were probably raised...

Dashiell Bennett — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 11:30:00 EDT

If you're like us, you were probably raised on a steady diet of "Dynasty" reruns and an old VHS copy of "The Bitch." So that means you're probably also interested in seeing an old-timey photo gallery of a burlesque star teaching Joan Collins how to take her clothes off. It's sexy and educational! (Flickr, via Otomano)

Sexploitation Clip Of The Week: "She Came On The Bus"

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 13:15:08 EDT

One of the things we can never understand about all these exploitation movies from the 1960s is whether the announcers are actually trying to convince people to see them or not. After all, the only things they talk about are the shocking violence and unsettling images and the deranged characters that no sane or rational person could ever like because they're so sick and twisted. That doesn't sound like any fun! And another thing: what difference does it make if the girl in the story arrived on a bus or not? (What's that? Oh, now we get it ... )

· "She Came On The Bus" (1969) (imdb.com)
· Clip courtesy of Bedazzled Blue (bedazzledblue.com)

Previously: Sexploitation Clip Archive

An Ode To The "Treasure Chests"

Dashiell Bennett — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:50:17 EDT

Some of you may have a dirty old uncle who likes to sit you down on a rainy afternoon and tell you dirty limericks about women with three breasts, or maybe boobs that sprout somewhere below the belly button. The poetry might be hilarious—but of course you didn't think creatures like that actually existed, right? Turns out that you were wrong: back in the 1960s, two enterprising wordsmiths compiled a book called (what else) "Treasure Chests" which contained photos of these unique specimens along with poems explaining their stories. After looking through the entire thing online, we're convinced these fantastical females really do exist somewhere. After all, good old Uncle Bruce wouldn't lie to us, would he?

· "Treasure Chests" (landoftuh.com, via ponyXpress)

Sexploitaiton Clip Of The Week: "Come Play With Me"

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 13:50:44 EDT

We should warn you that this week's clip contains some really outlandish freaks. These are people on the "outer fringe of society"—outcasts who don't fit in with rest of us, but still manage to fascinate us with their bizarre alien-like ways. Who are these dangerous outsiders? Sexy college co-eds who occasionally make out with and spank each other! Seriously, when will the mainstream media start paying attention to their secret hidden world?

· "Come Play With Me" (1968) (imdb.com)
· Clip courtesy of Bedazzled Blue (bedazzledblue.com)

Previously: Sexploitation Clip Archive

Sexploitation Clip Of The Week: "Meeting On 69th Street"

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 15:25:39 EDT

We've lived in New York City for some time now and weren't aware until today that there was a world famous brothel on 69th Street, which is outrageous. Shouldn't it be in all the guide books or stamped on the back of our MetroCards? We even celebrated another Fleet Week recently and despite the whole town being overrun by thousands of horny young men in uniform, we didn't overhear even one mention of anyone going that far uptown. So what gives? Is it some sort of classified military secret that only sailors have access to? We'd hate to compromise state secrets or anything, but if they just gave us a cross street we could probably figure out the rest on our own.

· "Meeting On 69th Street" (1969) (imdb.com)
· Clip courtesy of Bedazzled Blue (bedazzledblue.com)

Previously: Sexploitation Clip Archive

If we had to describe French men's magazine...

Dashiell Bennett — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 13:20:00 EDT

If we had to describe French men's magazine Lui by its covers—and there are a ton to choose from in this gallery that spans three decades worth—we'd say it's a sexy European answer to Playboy and Penthouse. It's in French, though, so we can't even pretend that we want to read it for the articles. (livejournal.com, via Otomano)

Sexploitation Clip Of The Week: "Mr. Mari's Girls"

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 13:30:33 EDT

The voiceover for the trailer to "Mr. Mari's Girls" makes Mr. Mari sound like kind of a jerk: with all that violence and rape and murder, he can't be that much fun to hang around with. So why do the girls engage in clothes-tearing lesbian catfights just to join his harem? Are they (not to mention anyone who would watch this movie) actually, like ... turned on by that sort of stuff? It sounds so dirty and evil—and since when is dirty, evil sex a turn-on? Good to know that some things really have changed since 1967 ...

· "Mr. Mari's Girls" (1967) (imdb.com)
· Clip courtesy of Bedazzled Blue (bedazzledblue.com)

Previously: Sexploitation Clip Archive

Sexploitation Clip Of The Week: "A Taste Of Hot Lead"

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:03:57 EDT

Now this is how you do sexploitation: Violence! Murder! Co-eds—yes, co-eds—trapped alone with horny thugs! A gingerbread house stuffed with sex! (OK, maybe the gingerbread isn't necessary, but it definitely helps.) "A Taste Of Hot Lead" is like the perfect storm of 1960's cheesy hedonistic excess ... and in color no less! Where else will you find full-frontal lesbian nudity and point-blank gunshots to the head in one film? You have to watch this, so do what you're told ... and like it.

· "A Taste Of Hot Lead" (1969) (imdb.com)
· Clip courtesy of Bedazzled Blue (bedazzledblue.com)

Previously: Sexploitation Clip Archive

Sexploitation Clip Of The Week: "The Dirty Girls"

Dashiell Bennett — Thu, 29 May 2008 14:40:54 EDT

Ah, the French. They gave us fried potatoes, fancy salad dressing, Stouffer's French Bread Pizzas and, of course, erotic cinema that goes way too far. (Way farther than those snooty British!) Think about it: it isn't just any foreign film that can combine lesbian shower action with sadistic marching band majorettes. They also somehow managed to capture on film the elusive art of self love—which in France apparently means making out with a mirror. Boy, they really are kinky over there!

· "The Dirty Girls" (1965) (imdb.com)
· Clip courtesy of Bedazzled Blue (bedazzledblue.com)

Previously: Sexploitation Clip Archive