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Sometimes we say good-bye to porn stars ... and sometimes we're lucky enough to welcome them back. Brittany O'Connell has returned to the adult industry after a ten year hiatus, which just goes to show you—sometimes wishes really do come true. (lisaannstalentmanagement.com + avn.com)
If you're like us, you were probably raised on a steady diet of "Dynasty" reruns and an old VHS copy of "The Bitch." So that means you're probably also interested in seeing an old-timey photo gallery of a burlesque star teaching Joan Collins how to take her clothes off. It's sexy and educational! (Flickr, via Otomano)
We just found out that next weekend is the fifth annual China Adult-Care Expo—which sounds kinda boring until you realize that "Adult-Care" actually means "sex toys." Who cares about that whole Olympics thing anyway? And anyone have an extra ticket to Shanghai they want to share with us? (shanghaiist.com)
movies
Sexploitation Clip Of The Week: "She Came On The Bus"
One of the things we can never understand about all these exploitation movies from the 1960s is whether the announcers are actually trying to convince people to see them or not. After all, the only things they talk about are the shocking violence and unsettling images and the deranged characters that no sane or rational person could ever like because they're so sick and twisted. That doesn't sound like any fun! And another thing: what difference does it make if the girl in the story arrived on a bus or not? (What's that? Oh, now we get it ... ) More »
Former tough guy actor Sonny Landham, who is running for
mondo boobo
An Ode To The "Treasure Chests"
Some of you may have a dirty old uncle who likes to sit you down on a rainy afternoon and tell you dirty limericks about women with three breasts, or maybe boobs that sprout somewhere below the belly button. The poetry might be hilarious—but of course you didn't think creatures like that actually existed, right? Turns out that you were wrong: back in the 1960s, two enterprising wordsmiths compiled a book called (what else) "Treasure Chests" which contained photos of these unique specimens along with poems explaining their stories. After looking through the entire thing online, we're convinced these fantastical females really do exist somewhere. After all, good old Uncle Bruce wouldn't lie to us, would he?
· "Treasure Chests" (landoftuh.com, via ponyXpress)
at the movies
· "Come Play With Me" (1968) (imdb.com)
· Clip courtesy of Bedazzled Blue (bedazzledblue.com)
Previously: Sexploitation Clip Archive
Sexploitaiton Clip Of The Week: "Come Play With Me"
We should warn you that this week's clip contains some really outlandish freaks. These are people on the "outer fringe of society"—outcasts who don't fit in with rest of us, but still manage to fascinate us with their bizarre alien-like ways. Who are these dangerous outsiders? Sexy college co-eds who occasionally make out with and spank each other! Seriously, when will the mainstream media start paying attention to their secret hidden world?· "Come Play With Me" (1968) (imdb.com)
· Clip courtesy of Bedazzled Blue (bedazzledblue.com)
Previously: Sexploitation Clip Archive
hardcore
So now you know the shocking truth—all those senators, congressmen, governors, mayors, city council members, school board presidents, county treasures, and dog catchers who got caught in a compromising situation with an intern, secretary, and/or page, were not just weak-willed public servants who gave in to carnal temptations. They were victims! Set up and taken down by the notoriously seductive Deep Throat Squad. They ruin careers and lives just for a little fun and some dirty pictures. Still, we have to say that for a man whose career just spilled out all over his office couch, he does takes the news pretty well.
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Flesh Flicks: There Goes The Election!
So now you know the shocking truth—all those senators, congressmen, governors, mayors, city council members, school board presidents, county treasures, and dog catchers who got caught in a compromising situation with an intern, secretary, and/or page, were not just weak-willed public servants who gave in to carnal temptations. They were victims! Set up and taken down by the notoriously seductive Deep Throat Squad. They ruin careers and lives just for a little fun and some dirty pictures. Still, we have to say that for a man whose career just spilled out all over his office couch, he does takes the news pretty well.
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When you're done looking through those Lui covers, you might want to take a peek at High Society through the ages. You might just learn a thing or two about moving on up in the world — or at least getting something to help you, uh, move up. (xpozio.com)
girl on girl action
Sorry to get all Vivid Circa 1998 in here today (as if we haven't been retro obsessed enough already), but we're suddenly feeling nostalgic for the hot blonde contract stars of yesteryear. These titanesses of the porn industry were always among our favorites, and it makes us feel all warm and fuzzy inside to have stumbled across this living tribute of Janine Lindemulder and Dyanna Laure in their prime ... with a brief cameo by Jenteal to boot! The best part about internet porn is that no one ever ages or retires, which is why we will never turn off our computers. Ever.
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Flesh Flicks: Janine And Dyanna, A Look Back
Sorry to get all Vivid Circa 1998 in here today (as if we haven't been retro obsessed enough already), but we're suddenly feeling nostalgic for the hot blonde contract stars of yesteryear. These titanesses of the porn industry were always among our favorites, and it makes us feel all warm and fuzzy inside to have stumbled across this living tribute of Janine Lindemulder and Dyanna Laure in their prime ... with a brief cameo by Jenteal to boot! The best part about internet porn is that no one ever ages or retires, which is why we will never turn off our computers. Ever.
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sex blogs
Sex Blog Roundup: Summer Lovers Redux
Now that those diplomas have been granted and the beaches are open, it's time to move to the next item on the June calendar: lining up that perfect lover for the summer. Maybe he's been around for a while and now you're aching to get him shirtless outdoors? Or maybe the ex is looking good now that you've split with the winter beau? For some, it's never enough so long as there are more lovers to be had, while others prefer devoting their attention to that special someone ... even if keeping her leashed in the park attracts the local law enforcement. Oh, those summer nights! (Sorry, same director, different movie.)
Make a new friend with Jefferson after the jump.
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here's looking at you
A New Perspective: Top Ten POV Sex Videos
Porn is all about fantasy—and what hotter fantasy could there be than getting the chance to watch yourself getting it on with a willing partner (or two) who you've never met before, especially if they happen to be a hot pornstar or someone else's girlfriend? You can't ask for better than that! OK, so maybe sometimes you have to settle for having someone else's dick stand in for your own (which can be a real problem if you don't have a dick to begin with)—but hey, nothing's perfect. And we did mention it was all about fantasy, right?
Check out our roundup of some of our favorite POV porn videos after the jump ... and perhaps you too will learn what it feels like to fuck a mile in a porn star's shoes.
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12:20 PM on Fri Jun 20 2008
By Lux Nightmare
73,320 views,
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Latest by josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance for you: @CloudCarrier: Should have know you would catch that! As well, the video is the closest Mike Stipe has been to heterosexual relations since he stopped using that one gal from the b52s as his beard. more »
60s
· "Meeting On 69th Street" (1969) (imdb.com)
· Clip courtesy of Bedazzled Blue (bedazzledblue.com)
Previously: Sexploitation Clip Archive
Sexploitation Clip Of The Week: "Meeting On 69th Street"
We've lived in New York City for some time now and weren't aware until today that there was a world famous brothel on 69th Street, which is outrageous. Shouldn't it be in all the guide books or stamped on the back of our MetroCards? We even celebrated another Fleet Week recently and despite the whole town being overrun by thousands of horny young men in uniform, we didn't overhear even one mention of anyone going that far uptown. So what gives? Is it some sort of classified military secret that only sailors have access to? We'd hate to compromise state secrets or anything, but if they just gave us a cross street we could probably figure out the rest on our own.· "Meeting On 69th Street" (1969) (imdb.com)
· Clip courtesy of Bedazzled Blue (bedazzledblue.com)
Previously: Sexploitation Clip Archive
primetime ideas
According to its own press releases, X-Play's recent "Brady Bunch" porn parody "Not The Bradys XXX" is pretty much the most successful porn idea of all time. It's already spawned its own sequel—"Not Bewitched XXX" which comes out in September—and there's even been talk of knockoffs of "The Munsters" and (heaven, forbid) "Mr. Rogers Neighborhood." Also, even though "Bewitched" has yet to hit shelves, the word has just come down that X-Play now has two more spinoffs in the works—XXX versions of "The Love Boat" and "Three's Company." Both rather inspired choices, if you ask us, since to our impressionable young eyes those shows practically were porn anyway.
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Top Ten TV Sitcom Porn Spoofs We'd Like To See
According to its own press releases, X-Play's recent "Brady Bunch" porn parody "Not The Bradys XXX" is pretty much the most successful porn idea of all time. It's already spawned its own sequel—"Not Bewitched XXX" which comes out in September—and there's even been talk of knockoffs of "The Munsters" and (heaven, forbid) "Mr. Rogers Neighborhood." Also, even though "Bewitched" has yet to hit shelves, the word has just come down that X-Play now has two more spinoffs in the works—XXX versions of "The Love Boat" and "Three's Company." Both rather inspired choices, if you ask us, since to our impressionable young eyes those shows practically were porn anyway.
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2:00 PM on Wed Jun 18 2008
By Dashiell Bennett
11,942 views,
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Latest by n/a: MacGuyver. He can make a dildo out of ANYTHING! more »
If we had to describe French men's magazine Lui by its covers—and there are a ton to choose from in this gallery that spans three decades worth—we'd say it's a sexy European answer to Playboy and Penthouse. It's in French, though, so we can't even pretend that we want to read it for the articles. (livejournal.com, via Otomano)
animation
· Eveready Harton in Buried Treasure, One of the First Pornographic Cartoons Ever Made (panopticist.com)
"Eveready Harton" And The Birth Of Cartoon Smut
People are always asking if we know where to find the world's first porn movie or the world's first nude model or the name of the caveman who invented jerking off. Obviously, we are much too young and spry to be able to recall such ancient history, but there are folks out there who know where to find such hidden gems. These intrepid internet explorers have tracked down what is believed to be the first pornographic cartoon, "Eveready Harton in Buried Treasure." Made in the 1920s by (allegedly) the same animators who created family favorites for Max Fleischer and Walt Disney, it's the heartwarming tale of a man and his giant penis just looking for a little satisfaction in a harsh and cruel world. Who says cartoons are just childish fun?· Eveready Harton in Buried Treasure, One of the First Pornographic Cartoons Ever Made (panopticist.com)
SuicideGirls Vs. Lithium Picnic: The Final Chapter?
"Free Lithium Picnic" boybeater tank top: $25. Limited edition print benefiting Lithium Picnic lawsuit relief: $450. Total Lithium Picnic lawsuit relief money raised: $3,675. Finding out the whole thing was just a "misunderstanding" (but that you can still totally keep "donating" to that legal defense fund if you want to): priceless. (warnermediagroup.com + sglawsuit.chipin.com + community.livejournal.com; more commentary + reaction roundup @ blueblood.net)
