Cummin' At You 3D

Studio: Tommy Gunn Entertainment
Director: Tommy Gunn
Cast: Tommy Gunn, Sindee Jennings, Riley Evans, Tony DeSergio

Review by: Gram Ponante

Were this movie not 3D, it would still be an excellent interactive couples' title. The story is simple: Sindee Jennings wants to audition for producer Tommy Gunn's porn movie and, of course, she needs to be put through her paces. Along the way she is also tried out by Tony DeSergio and Riley Evans. (Almost) needless to say, she is rode hard and put away wet, as Ms. Jennings is a copious squirter.

But with 50 percent of the cast being Playgirl-friendly dudes, the interactive elements of "Cummin At You" leave plenty of room to see the guys from the females' point of view. To his credit, ladies, Tommy Gunn looks soulfully into your/Sindee Jennings's eyes as he eats you/Sindee Jennings out.

But what is truly revolutionary about this movie (which producers Gunn and Marcus London call a "preview of something even bigger") is that, either with the new breed of 3D-ready HDTVs or with the attached red/blue 3D glasses ("Or you can use the same glasses from the matinee of 'Up,'" Gunn said), you can experience the performers cumming—with whatever substance they have at their arousal—at you.

It's like "A Bug's Life 3D" at California Adventure except with the long-raging argument about whether female ejaculation is real or just urine.

I have had the opportunity ("pleasure" just isn't the most appropriate word) of Sindee Jennings squirting in my face in real life. But the virtual version is really cool. Not only that, but viewers get the illusion of the performers' ankles resting on their shoulders.

3D in mainstream movies is like parodies are to porn; some seem gimmicky and some exploit the genre in a suitable way. But 3D in porn just seems like the right way to go.

And it's worth mentioning that Gunn and company could have gotten this wrong in so many simple, porny ways, but they didn't.

"We knew we had to get Sindee," Gunn said.

Exactly. Because 3D is not about subtlety.

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Harnessing some sort of NASA technology, Tommy's created a porn that's both choose-your-own-adventure and 3D—and even gives viewers the opportunity to experience the action from a lady's POV (though we're pretty sure that's not a first, we still find it exciting). The press materials we received included a flowchart outlining the many, many options the viewers are provided. Without giving away too much, here's a glimpse of what we're talking about:

And if you'd like a hint at what's going on in there, here's a small selection of that craziness:

So, uh, yeah. Highly customizable. In fact, we hear there are over 50,000 scenarios. God willing we should have the time to masturbate to them all.

But, of course, all that means approximately squat if the porn itself isn't hot. Alas, we have yet to get our hot little hands on a copy (the screeners are on their way to Fleshbot HQ though!), but we have seen some of the preview stills. And, we think they speak for themselves (though some of them are in 3D—so get out your special glasses!).

· Cummin' At You Interactive 3D! (cumminatyou.com)

· 3D Porn (current.com)

And if, perchance, the thought of 3-D cam shows makes you more queasy than curious, never fear: Jess does plenty of hot porn in regular 2-D, too. The third dimension stuff is just an added bonus.

· Undress Jess (undressjess.com)

Seriously, 3D porn? Isn't that something that should have been done back in the fifties, when 3D technologically actually seemed like something new and impressive? Is there some reason that people have waited this long to combine the power of porn with the power of 3D technology?

Oh right, there is: nobody wants 3D porn.

· 3D porn to revolutionise industry (livenews.co.au, via Gizmodo)

· Nudes3D.com (nudes3d.com, via gearfuse.com)

But don't think for a second that these three lovely ladies are total perverts or anything: according to Gaby, some of the email they receive as a result of their labors of love "can the shame redness drive us into the face even still". Which strikes us as awfully sweet, despite the fact that some of their work is enough to give us nightmares for weeks. Think they'd be up for meeting us for a drink after work sometime?

· 3d Erotic Studio (hreher.de, via Unscathed Corpse)

Previously: Digital Porn Art By Felipe Cama, The Art of J.K. Potter, Oddly Sexy Art By Japi Honoo, Sexy Digital Art by No Para Innita, Hot Vector Babes, Randy Trap: Exposures

3d retro eros (Flickr, via Boing Boing)

Previously: 3-D Fetish Photos By Charles Mons: You Are There, 3D Hollywood Nudes

Don't bother trying to click on the English-language "Entry" link when you visit photographer Charles Mons' site: the navigation for his sumptuous online portfolio of fur-clad and rope-bound fetish nudes doesn't seem to have been translated yet. But once you find your way in, we're sure you'll have no problem exploring the various rooms of his chateau: what you'll see in "Le Boudoir" and "Le Donjon" is pretty much what you'd expect even if your French is limited to words like, say, "boudoir" and "donjon". The real treat, though, is Mons' gallery of anaglyph photos, which is worth tracking down a pair of 3-D glasses for in order to appreciate fully. For some of you, looking at those hyper-realistic scenes of restraining devices, suspension bondage, and models in garter belts pissing on each other will be an exercise in delicious frustration; for the more timid, knowing you can experience them from a safe distance without getting your wrists chafed or feet wet will probably be more than enough.

· Charles Mons Photographie (charles-mons.com)

Previously: Flesh Flicks: Sometimes, Love Don't Feel Like It Should, Deep Inside Kink Dot Com: Smut With A Smile, On The Set at Fuckingmachines, Fräulein Ehrhardt Teaches Us A Lesson, Kinky Erotica from Indepth Photography, Antone Pavlov and Molly: Fetish Muse

· Drew Barrymore is delighted to be outside in a bikini. We were just happy that we couldn't see our breath as went out to the mailbox this morning. (egotastic.com)

· If you take classes at the University of Iowa you will be forced to watch "Disco Dolls in Hot Skin" in 3D and like it. Homework assignments sure are tough these days. (dailyiowan.com)

· The Flickr servers went crazy this week and started randomly passing out porn. We believe that's called a "happy accident." (Valleywag)

· Ladies, get your boobs out for Jane magazine. Or just get them out anyway. You don't really need a reason do you? (fashionista.com)

· China "cures" its internet addicts the old fashioned way: electroshock therapy. Hey, if it's good enough for political prisoners ... (washingtonpost.com)

· Jaunted has a roundup of the weird sex news from around the globe. Was your continent crazy enough to make the list? (jaunted.com)

· A former strip club-turned-sports bar will not tolerate half-naked women dancing on its tables. You'll only be able to watch them on the beer commercials during every game. (news-journalonline.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

While we're on the subject of vulva as art today (and why shouldn't we be?), may we direct your attention to this profusely illustrated and informative site which aims to "help women and men visualize and understand female reproductive and sexual anatomy" through a selection of animated three dimensional renderings you can rotate and play with to your heart's content? Enlightening as the animations are, we can't help but wish there were some enterprising artists out there who'd use these images as the basis for some nice blown-glass 3D sculptures we could proudly display on our desktop or mantlepiece for all our visitors to enjoy. Talk about a kickass paperweight.

· 3D Vulva (3dvulva.com, via sexe.fluctuat.net)

Previously: Videos by Vulvax, The Genital Arts, Digital Art by Jeff Scott, Super Vagina!, "My Online Friends", Pretty Creatures, Vaginoscopio, Imagens, Vulva Projekt, Smell My Vulva

CGI smut is one of those things that either you like or you don't—or maybe we should be more specific where the Virtual Erotic Blog is concerned and say that either you're turned on by a hot computer generated blonde stripper-looking babe demonstrating her blowjob technique on a phantom penis or you wonder what the point is. Regardless of how you feel, you'll be able to add your feedback to the creations here and (possibly) have them incorporated into future iterations ... so if you want to see that virtual stripper babe wearing a fright wig, say, or maybe even demonstrating her technique on a real (which is to say CGI) penis, all you have to do is ask.

Virtual Erotica (virtualerotica.blogspot.com)

Previously: Adult Comix Blog, Second Life Escort Ratings, Digital Pinups by Gaspard Blate, Bel's House of Rendered Women, Beautiful CG Girls Competition