Fleshbot Crush Object^TM of the Year: Stoya

One of the great testaments to the Audacity of Hope this year was that there was something inevitable about Stoya getting this award, and we like living in a world where that can happen.

And What A Year It Was

Between Daniel Radcliffe's cock, Miley Cyrus's (covered!) boobs, and... well, Eliot Spitzer, it sure was a crazy year. The Daily Beast takes a look at the sexy highlights of the year that was. (thedailybeast.com, thumbnail)

The Best Of The Blogs: Top Ten Most Popular Sex Blog Roundups Of 2008

A picture's not always worth a thousand words—just ask the sex bloggers. While we spend our days digging through picture after picture of bountiful boobs, they're finding new and exciting ways to tantalize with text. More »

If FHM's new Hot 100 list helped you get your finger on the current pulse of sexy pop culture, this annotated version consisting of 100 links to all the finalists in swimsuits should help get your fingers on something else zeitgeist-related too. Just make sure you wash them afterwards, k? (torontopics.com; that's FHM's #8 Tricia Helfer in the thumbnail)

2008: The Year Of Ig ... Er, Eva Wyrwal

Ok, so we've finally resigned ourselves to the fact that Polish beauty Iga Wyrwal is now officially Eva Wyrwal (with a brief stop off at Eve), even if we prefer her original, less-Anglofied moniker. We guess that's a small price to pay to watch her take over the world with her magnetic, uh ... presence. We're not sure how we feel about the UK trying to adopt her as one of their own, however. More »

Meet Silvia Shon: Because It's Never Too Late For Naked Babe Calendars

What's the statute of limitations on selling a sexy calendar once you've already entered the year for which the calendars was meant to be used? We are almost, but not quite yet into March, so we suppose we can let this last one slide, especially since the statute of limitations on hiring a hot babe to dress up like videogame vixen Lara Croft will apparently never run out. As far as we can tell, Italian babe Silvia Shon was never officially linked to the game makers who actually own the Tomb Raider character, and they probably wouldn't have signed off on these sexy topless photos of her "in character". But honestly — who's going to tell her to stop? Chicks who are armed and hot don't have to care about silly things like what day it is. More »

Russian Bank Pinup Babes Invite You To Make A Deposit

While perestroika inaugurated a system of economic reforms that resulted in the collapse of the Soviet Union, let's not forget that it also ultimately allowed hot Russian bank tellers to become pin-up calendar girls ... all in the name of improved international relations! Retail and commercial banking group Expobank has published a customer giveaway calendar featuring twelve of the bank's sexiest employees, scantily clad in provocative poses with tongue-in-cheek bank slogans, as a promotion for VIP clients. "I keep getting compliments about the calendar from my VIP clients, especially from the men — but the women say nice things too," Miss March Anna Pogodina was quoted as saying in the Daily Mail this weekend. "I didn't expect, when I was having my picture taken, that I would see my name and full job title on the calendar. I was really surprised — and rather pleased." It does make you wonder, though, why these women are working in a bank. Imagine if Gisele Bündchen was processing the paperwork for your car loan? - JC More »

Keeley Hazell is back again! Sorta. These are slightly dated outtakes from last year's Page 3 calendar, but at least this time she's topless and brought some friends too. She's always so thoughtful of others! (dailypoa.com)

We suppose it's still not too late to pick up a 2008 calendar, particularly when it involves such sexy pics of French hottie Clara Morgane. Yes, it's almost February, but they're like in a different time zone over there, right? (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

Well hello, Sandra Martinez—those are some pretty dangerous curves you've got there. In fact, we hope there were traffic signs alerting drivers to your presence in that neighborhood where you were posing naked with all those fancy cars—otherwise, how were they supposed to keep their eyes on the road? (dailypoa.com)

It somehow seems appropriate that our first post of the new year involves naked pictures of Keeley Hazell. We have seen the future and it's just as sexy as it was yesterday. (dailypoa.com)

We suppose you could do worse in 2008 than by aspiring towards this list of eight New Year's resolutions, which are at least a lot more interesting than planning to lose weight or quit smoking. In fact, we're going to start working on that whole "Get naked more often" thing before the ball drops tonight ourselves! (blogto.com)

Hello, Nena Ristic. We were going to question exactly what made you so special to merit your very own calendar, but then we realized that we have a whole twelve months to study your qualifications in closer detail. Silly of us to even doubt you in the first place, wasn't it? (areaticino.com)

We're not surprised that Sophie Howard, Michelle Marsh, and the ubiquitous Lucy Pinder have earned their respective months in the UK's Hottest Babes 2008 calendar; we are surprised that all of them are keeping their boobs under wraps for it. Let's hope this doesn't mean we're in for a return to modesty next year—with all the progress we've made over the last twelve months, it would be a shame to start regressing at this point. (dailypoa.com)

Sophie Howard Makes Our Year Complete

We know you're all probably sick of us droning on and on about calendars and how they're such a vital source of hot babe nudity, but now, just days before we turn the final page on 2007, we've found the one calendar we had to have even if we didn't know we needed it. Of course, at this point you're probably sick of us talking about Sophie Howard too, but the girl is becoming a inescapable force of nature and even though we hate to play favorites, her January-December romance may be the hottest one we've seen yet. We guarantee* that this will be the last post about Sophie or calendars until the month is out, but at least you'll have something special to hold on too when the balls drop. More »

What should your New Year's resolution be for 2008? Fuck more. Yes, we know that's the same resolution you make every year, but this time you should really mean it! (suntimes.com)

The glossy, sophisticated elegance of the 2008 Stahlgruber calendar makes us look forward to a whole lot of caviar wishes and champagne dreams in the year ahead ... not to mention vintage automobiles, classic firearms, and more lovely naked boobs than we can shake all that caviar and champagne at. (noticiasdot.com)

The famous Cofani Funebri "sexy babes on coffins" calendar is back for 2008, proving once again that you should never let a little thing like death keep you from having a good time. (cofanifunebri.com, see also Copyranter)

"The Lovely Mistresses" Calendar Party: Mission Accomplished!

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Nerdcore Chicks Not As Nerdy As You Might Hope

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The Nerdcore calendar has become such a big deal that it even has its own launch party—in the back of a comic book store, of course. No offense, but we're guessing that place doesn't see a lot of naked babes very often. (destructoid.com)

(Italian) Calendar Watch 2008

Maybe we go a little overboard with the sexy babe calendars each year, but can you blame us? It's become such a popular medium for delivering high-quality photos (and we hope a lucrative outlet for the models) that just about any girl who can sit still for 12 consecutive pictures will put one out. Fortunately, our obsession appears to be outweighed ever so slightly by the country of Italy. More »

Need some political satire with your super hot pinups? Check out The Lovely Mistresses of George W. Bush 2008 calendar. Featuring some of our nation's most patriotic burlesque beauties, this calendar commemorates our President's final year in office with a peek at some of his most intimate associates—press correspondent Miss Representation, beauty queen Hal E. Burton, and Katrina re-constructionist Miss Appropriation, to name a few. Only a lame duck could pass this up. (thingstolookat.com)

With the addition of hottie Reda Lapaite's entry the Italian wing of our 2008 babe calendar shrine is nearly complete. Rome wasn't built with just 12 months of naked pictures, you know. (dailypoa.com)

Theresa LoSchiavo's Sexy Nude Amateurs

Washington state photographer Theresa LoSchiavo follows the classic route of tasteful black-and-white figure studies, but keeps it real (and hot) by only shooting amateur, first-time female models ranging from housewives to SWAT team officers. And if the images ranging from big-nipped babes in the throes of arousal to hot women with their 9mms don't convince you that the female-form art nude can be raw and riveting, perhaps a trip through her galleries will bring you over to our way of thinking. Just to be safe, we'll page through her galleries a couple more times to be absolutely sure that we think what we're thinking. More »

Nuts is featuring some of its favorite babes in its own 2008 topless calendar ... and they're actually topless! What a novel idea! (alienlinkz.com)

Calendar Watch 2008: Debora Salvalaggio Makes Us Hungry For Italian

Our according to our latest estimates, 32% of the world's females will putting out their own sexy calendar in the next few months. We welcome this flooding of the market because it ensures that we will never forget that 2008 is a leap year and because it helps us discover obscure, yet incredibly hot European babes that we might otherwise miss. More »

Hello there, Brigitta Bulgari. Although you're a big porn star in EUrope, you're not very well known here in North America ... so here's to a whole twelve months of getting to know you better. (2008 calendar @ areaticino.com)