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What Color Are Your Panties, Vanessa Hudgens? [Upskirt]

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 12:30:01 -0500

If there's one we love in this big, wide world, it's big, wide shirts being used as dresses with little success.

If there's a second thing we love in this world, it's the combination of thigh-high socks and white panties that may or may not be an American Apparel ensemble. Ugg boots, however, are nowhere to be found on the list of things that we love. Sorry, Vanessa!

· Vanessa Hudgens Panty Upskirt (taxidrivermovie.com)

Zoiks! Screech Can Really Go! [Flesh Flicks]

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 12:00:00 -0500

No wonder he always fancied himself a ladies' man. (Don't worry guys, this has nothing to do with Dustin Diamond.)

Maybe Screech is a goofball, and maybe he'll never make the football team, but he has a sizable penis and that's the next best thing. Er, maybe the penis is the first best thing. After all, this is (Not) Lisa Turtle (XXX) we're talking about here.

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Carpe Diem! (And Her Too, Seize Her) [Gratuitous Nude]

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 11:45:01 -0500

Via SlutSoft (slutsoft.tumblr.com)

Popshots of the Millennium pt. II: When They Were Barely Legal [Popshots]

Gram Ponante — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 11:30:01 -0500

Continuing the proud porn tradition of misrepresenting people who are well into their twenties as "barely legal," we are still shocked and aroused by these ancient photos of porn performers at a more innocent time.

In this gallery of images captured between late 2002 and early 2003 (the duration of the time I worked at AVN before I was unceremoniously sacked for knowing too much), you will find the very first publicity picture of the Digital Playground creation called Jesse Jane, who replaced the disputed Digital Playground creation called Tera Patrick (seen with Evan Seinfeld), the mercurial Kiki D'aire (seen with Bunny Luv, who would go on to become Digital Playground director Celeste), a badass Belladonna seen with former Shane's World frontwoman Calli Cox, Jenna Jameson before she stopped opening her legs for this industry and, topping the article, Jewel D'Nyle and Manuel Ferrara.

Some of these people are no longer in the business, and eight years can take a toll on anyone (though I happen to think Belladonna looks better now), but what is striking about these photos is that they all look like such babies.

Dominika C (Watch4Beauty) [Fleshbot Babes]

Florabel Mulvaney — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 11:00:00 -0500

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There's Nothing "Bazaar" About Lily Allen's Breasts [Magazines]

Ottimo Massimo — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 10:30:01 -0500

Third nipple aside, Lily Allen's boobs are a pleasant familiarity in the world of celebrity nudity. This photoshoot from the Russian Harper's Bazaar presents nothing new, and we're just fine with that.

Although, maybe this signifies the expansion of Lily Allen's naked influence across the world. It could be too early to call a Global Domination Watch, but we wouldn't be surprised if the number of Lily Allen nipslips and upskirt panty shots were suddenly eclipsed by the number of Lily Allen naked photoshoots.

· More photos at Lily Allen topless in Harper's Bazaar (nudography.com)

"Mandy Candy" Is Dandy, But Kimberly Kane Is Insane(ly Talented) [DVD]

Ottimo Massimo — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 18:00:00 -0500

Mandy Morbid demonstrates that "Mandy Candy" is the only dessert that both causes and fills cavities.

Mandy Candy

Studio: Heartcore Films
Director: Kimberly Kane
Cast: Mandy Morbid, Kimberly Kane, Devi Lynne, Zak Sabbath, noname

Mandy Morbid, former Suicide Girl, hasn't blessed the pages of our website in quite a while. Imagine our excitement when we received "Mandy Candy" in the mail! Well, the excitement was short-lived.

Mandy has a gentle face (some have said she looks a tad like Anne Hathaway) and a bodacious rack; these are both wonderful to see in photos. Unfortunately, she seems less than comfortable in front of the video camera. The longest scene with her and boyfriend Zak Sabbath feels like a driver's-ed class: jerky, awkward, stop-and-start sex. Sometimes Zak has to put a pillow under Mandy's butt, or take it out, or he has to slap Mandy with his cock, or he has to spit on her tits, or whatever: let's just say it's really hard to work up a good lather with all these interruptions.

Like much of Ms. Morbid's other work, "Mandy Candy" has a sinister edge to it. Both the DVD menu and the opening credits have a grating, industrial soundtrack likely designed to unnerve viewers and create a state of vulnerability. In this same vein, one of the segues between scenes features little, dark subtitles describing Mandy's favorite pastime: picking up young, runaway girls off the street and paying them to masturbate on camera (an activity Devi Lynne later demonstrates). Beyond that bit of brooding, the four, straightforward scenes are really just standard fuckshows.

Due props must be given to Kimberly Kane: she is a solid rock in an otherwise shifting world of altgirl porn and her scenes in "Mandy Candy" are simply the best. First she rolls up on Mandy's hotel room with a long, black trench coat and duffle bag full of rope, dildos, vibrators, and strapons, and unceremoniously goes to work on Mandy's with the heaviest tools. It's like that scene from the first Matrix movie where Neo and Trinity try to pass security with loads of guns on them, except Kimberly Kane is far more attractive than Carrie-Anne Moss. For the final vignette, Kimberly throat-fucks the cameraman and beats him off with a cherry Ring Pop on her hand. It may be a bit anticlimactic, but it's the sweetest gag session ever.

So while "Mandy Candy" is a good snack of Mandy Morbid, you might feel let down if you were expecting a full meal.

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Rochelle Minami (Playboy's Student Bodies) [Fleshbot Babes]

Florabel Mulvaney — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 17:00:00 -0500

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A Special Present From Supreme Commandress Joanna [Pornstars]

Ottimo Massimo — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Joanna Angel gave her boyfriend butt sex for Christmas, and they filmed it, and now they've broken off a piece of that film and turned it into a present for you. Does that count as regifting?

It's hard to say really. On the one hand, it seems like we're just getting the fallout from James Deen's present, a sort of trickle-down stimulus from some genuine fun. On the other hand, maybe this is a present everyone can enjoy! It's 30 seconds of sharing based on a lifetime of caring.

· View the Big Ass Present! Free Porn (xoxojoannaangel.com)

Oversleeping Has Its Advantages [Gratuitous Nude]

Ottimo Massimo — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 14:00:00 -0500

Liala, via Sexoteric (sexoteric.com)

All We Got For Christmas Was A Hand(job)-Me-Down [Flesh Flicks]

Ottimo Massimo — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 13:00:00 -0500

But it's cool. We don't need one of those new-fangled Blowjobs from The Sharper Image; all we need is togetherness. And a little lube, too.

Sure, the handjob may seem a little worn out, but it's a timeless present! People have been giving each other (and themselves) these things for years, and not even Hallmark can step to that kind of tradition. If you really want to make it special: get naked! It's the little, personal touches that give a handmade gift meaning.

· Hand Job (xtube.com)

Popshots of the Millennium pt. I: The Gangbang Years [Popshots]

Gram Ponante — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 12:00:00 -0500

Porn parodies have, as you know, come back into fashion lately, but in the early part of the millennium folks were still working on Gangbang variations like so many sperm-bedecked Glenn Goulds. After the gap: "My XXX Fat Gangbang."

Two colorful porn veterans, the late, lamented Henri Pachard and the very-much alive Rob Spallone collaborated on this project, which was the culmination of years of gangbang extravagance, including Annabelle Chong's celebrated Porn Star 'til Graduation Era and the Houston 500 (which was actually something like 212 guys making a few attempts each).

I had never been to a gangbang outside of my confirmation class, so I was delighted, as a cub AVN reporter in 2002, to watch as heavy men took on heavier ladies (as well as comparatively petite ringleaders Kat Kleevage and Pamela Peaks) in "My XXX Fat Gangbang."

Its significance was only personal; I've since met the exact same kind of person hundreds of times on gangbang sets, both on the splooging and splooge-surface fronts, but that day it was a real revelation. I can still conjure up the smells of despair, bacon, and melon body spray.

Don't get me wrong - there are still dozens of gangbangs shot every year, but even then the day of the porn spectacle was slipping away like an expired domain name written with felt marker on someone's massive left breast. To me, however, it was magic.

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Florabel Mulvaney — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 11:00:00 -0500

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The "Maximum Risk": Combining Jean-Claude Van Damme With Nudity [Movies]

Ottimo Massimo — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 10:30:01 -0500

On the other hand, there's a 100% chance you'll see some Natasha Henstridge boob action. Sometimes it pays to take risks.

Every action star needs some love in his life, and there's nothing better for recuperating after a long day of roundhouse kicks than some dirty, impromptu bathroom sex. But if you really can't endure the sight of Jean-Claude's heavy brow interrupting this scene, just put a post-it over his face; it's worth it.

· "Maximum Risk" (1996) (imdb.com)
· Nude Celebs in HD - Natasha Henstridge (nudography.com)

"This Ain't Ghost Hunters XXX" Spooky Story Contest [Contest]

Ottimo Massimo — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 18:00:00 -0500

We know we said last week's contest was the last one of 2009, but we were wrong. This is the last contest of the year, and it's a no-holds barred battle for parody porn.

Even now and then, we like to step back and take inventory on our obsessions. While Sindee Jennings may not be our most beloved pornstar, we have to admit a strange, otherworldly attraction to her. And once we saw evidence of supernatural possession, we realized the truth: Sindee Jennings is a sexual specter from the netherrealm. We're pretty happy about that.

So for this contest, tell us a scary/sexy story. "Scary" as in campfire ghost story or urban legend, not traumatizing. Feel free to play with classic tales of horror; everyone from Edgar Allan Poe to Eli Roth is up for ~~plagiarization~~ allusion.

For example, you know the urban legend about the man hiding in the backseat of your car holding an axe? What if he was really holding a Hitachi Magic Wand?

You get the idea. Post your entries in the comments section. By next year, we'll choose the perfect blend of horror and horniness, and the author will win a copy of This Ain't Ghost Hunters XXX!

Speaking of blends, we ought to award the winner of last week's contest. Since there were only two entries, we'll make this quick.

offred's nonce form recipe was strangely appetizing. Observe:

1 Spicy Latina
2 cups Salsa and Spice
1/2 pound Chicken Heads
1/2 pound Sweet and Sour Porked
1/4 pound Dark Meat
2 Cinnamon Bunz
1 oz Dirt Pipe Milkshake
1 oz Cum Fart Cocktail
2 oz Beefeaters
minced Hawaiian Ginger
dusting of Asian Flower

Combine and stir with a Chocolate Stick. Pour into Big White Jelly Butts mould. Makes a Bakers Dozen.

Not only is it precise and elegant, but it's 100% porn titles. For his efforts, offred wins a copy of "Seasoned Players 11: Salt And Pepper."

But faithful Beaker's haikus are never anything to scoff at, so we're giving him a different chapter of Tom Byron's Seasoned Players series. It's (the day after) Christmas, and everyone is a winner.

Congratulations, offred and Beaker! Happy holidays to you both. We'll be contacting you through your profile pages to let you know how to claim your prize.

· Science Fiction Sindee via Sindee Jennings in the Breeding Machine (galacticgirls.com)

Hanna & Sally (Hanna's Honeypot) [Fleshbot Babes]

Florabel Mulvaney — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 17:00:00 -0500

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The Holiday Party By Which To Judge All Others [Babes]

Ottimo Massimo — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 15:00:00 -0500

For this holiday season, we had a lovely party at a fancy restaurant with tons of food and drink and good vibes. Still, there was a severe lack of naked British girls mingling with us writers.

It's probably our own fault. If we had just invited Alice Goodwin and her friends from Nuts, we could've have the perfect party. Oh well, maybe next year!

· Alice Goodwin's Christmas Party (boobieblog.com)

I'd Rather Wear Nothing And Fur [Gratuitous Nude]

Ottimo Massimo — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 14:00:00 -0500

Via Maxwell of California (maxwellofcalifornia.tumblr.com)

The Best Experiments Take Place In (With) A Vacuum [Flesh Flicks]

Ottimo Massimo — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 13:00:00 -0500

Yes, vacuums are great for cleaning, and they also present the perfect environment for physics problems. But did you know you can totally masturbate with one? For real.

Truth be told, this isn't the first time we've seen this kind of sensual suction in vintage porn, but it's one of the best. It makes us think that people in the olden days were much more intimate with their cleaning appliances. The next time you need to relieve some tension or feather your hair, look no further than the good ol' WetDry vacuum.

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Damage (Burning Angel) [Fleshbot Babes]

Florabel Mulvaney — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 11:00:00 -0500

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And A Happy Nip Slip To You Too, Susana Viera [Celebrity]

Ottimo Massimo — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 10:30:01 -0500

Now that Christmas is over, it's time to focus on Kwanzaa-oriented nip slips. What's the difference you ask? Nothing. They're just as good.

We figured you just deserved fair warning: there's six days of potential Kwanzaa jokes ahead. Let this nipple remind you of that.

· Brazilian Actress Susana Vieira Nip Slip (taxidrivermovie.com)

Best of Babelogs: Christmas Eve Edition [Babes]

Florabel Mulvaney — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 16:00:00 -0500

Deck the halls with boughs... and babes.

· Bryci (hottystop.com)
· Bryci (hottystop.com)
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· Demi A (galleries100.com)
· Eliza Keagan (coolios.net)

· Elizabeth Kelly (sexykittenporn.com)
· Erica Campbell (morebabes.to)
· Heather Rae (lettherebeporn.com)
· Ivette (freeporn.hu)

· Jaime Faith (novojoy.com)
· Jamie (asredas.com)
· Lidwina (artinude.com)
· Linda (kindgirls.com)

· Lorraine Sisco (dailyniner.com)
· Regina Deutinger (pokingblondes.com)
· Roberta (hq69.com)
· Sora Aoi (girlsofdesire.org)

· Shyla Jennings (hasbabes.com)
· Sylwia Romaniuk (2damnhot.com)
· Tania (closepics.com)
· Yulia & Amy (labatidora.net)

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· Amber
· Mika

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"Farm Fresh 2" From 3rd Degree Is The Holiday Season's True Squeakquel [Hardcore]

DCypher — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 15:30:01 -0500

For those of you who thought we were handing out clips of horses fucking barely legal teens on Christmas Eve, keep surfing. For those of you who love seeing fine ass sluts getting properly drilled, come on in.

There's a popular saying in some parts for a young girl who's freshly legal to fuck, ripe and ready, with that excited look in her young eyes, ready to transformed into a little lady—that's farm fresh.

3rd Degree director extraordinaire Danny Case hipped the world to this unique slang for tight, sexy twat, juicer than juice box, popping hot and fresh all down your legs when you run delirious all up in it. Now he's bringing you the sequel, and, from the way these girls sound, it's the season's true "squeakquel," and far more entertaining than being locked up at a kid's movie listening to chipmunks scream for two hours.

Hot ass Rebeca Linares kicks off the festivities, setting one hell of an example for the rest of these little ladies. Nesty, Valeska Mala, Dani Jensen, Ashlyn Rae, and Aleska show us what they know. With cream pies, hard anal, double penetration, and full blown filth we feel safe saying these ladies are hog wild. We also feel confident the sample they sent over pretty much covers any questions you might have. Pardon us while we head of to grab a couple cups of eggnog.

"Farm Fresh 2" will be out any time now. Keep your eyes peeled and a bottle of extra peppermint lube ready just in case. Our ears (and genitals) are still ringing.

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'Tis The Season: Vice Explores Icelandic Elf Sex [Wtf]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 15:00:00 -0500

Is there anything that says Christmas quite like sex with elves? Vice thinks not—and we're inclined to agree. (vbs.tv)

Mika (Pretty4Ever) [Fleshbot Babes]

Florabel Mulvaney — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 14:30:01 -0500

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Horny Holidays: Top Ten Amateur Christmas Sex Videos [Topten]

Kate Kant — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 14:00:00 -0500

What's that present hiding underneath the Christmas tree? Could it be a sexy new toy from Santa? And a skanky little dress? Oh, and a video camera? Sounds like a very Fleshbot-y Christmas.

Take it from the couples (and solo acts) in these videos—even if a lot of us don't celebrate Christmas, we still love to embrace the time allotted for spending with that special someone...by fucking their brains out.

Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

A Sexy Christmas Gift Wrapped in Red Ribbon (xtube.com)

what jews do on christmas (xtube.com)

My X-mas 3way! (xtube.com)

christmas morning fun (xtube.com)

my xmas gift (yuvutu.com)

Marry Christmas! (yuvutu.com)

Christmas Webcam Sluts (pornhub.com)

A Big Black Dick for Christmas (pornhub.com)

Close up of me fucking my gf (xtube.com)

Doggystyle Christmas Fuck (megaporn.com)

Best Lesbian Erotica 2010 [Sneak Peek]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 13:30:01 -0500

Welcome back to the Fleshbot Book Club-your chance to get a sneak peek at some of the hottest erotic literature out now. Today's selection comes from Cleis Press's Best Lesbian Erotica 2010, edited by Kathleen Warnock.

The following excerpt is from "Girona, 1960," by Stella Sandberg.

Then Charlie kissed her insistently and pressed her against the wall. It felt odd, but not unpleasant. The kiss soon made her breathless, and the grinding of Charlie's jean-clad crotch against her own made her clit swell. Charlie didn't waste any time before she undid Jamie's belt buckle and button fly and stuck her hand in her jeans. Charlie's fingers tugged slightly on the damp tuft of dark hair, out of recklessness rather than any studied sadism.

Jamie winced a little when Charlie touched her sensitive clit, and Charlie perceived it and avoided direct contact. Instead she let her hand slip and slide in the hot wetness of Jamie's cunt. Before Jamie knew it, Charlie had shoved a finger inside her. Jamie never let anybody do that, not even Doris. That was simply not the way it went. But she let it happen now, surprised at how easily she succumbed to the bittersweet pleasure of being taken. She'd thought her armor more solid than that. But it only took one cocky tomboy, unlike any she'd met before, and she was done in.

Charlie fucked her with her hand for a bit, kissing and biting Jamie's lips. She had her other hand around the back of Jamie's neck, tickling the short, downy hair there and teasing the nerves, making goose bumps all the way down Jamie's back. Jamie had hardly known she had such a sensitive neck. There was a lot she hadn't known about herself. Like how she longed to lose control, for instance.

Charlie turned her around, making her face the wall, still fucking her with her hand. The other hand had left Jamie's neck and was pinching and kneading her pale, muscular buttocks instead. Then the hand left her arse and fumbled with something else, presumably Charlie's own fly.

Something slid into Jamie from behind, something larger and smoother than a finger. Though not cooler-it must have been warmed to body temperature inside Charlie's slacks. Jamie was shocked. Not even she had one of those! Charlie's cruel mistress must be well equipped.

It stung ever so slightly but that was to be expected, since technically, she was-had been- Anyway, she was not the one to whine about a little pain. It felt right somehow, like penitence. She knew she had no other choice than to relax and receive. Bracing herself would only make it hurt more, and she wasn't sure she needed to repent that badly. Charlie wasn't going to stop. She'd seemed like a sweet enough kid, a bit forward but no match for Jamie. Or so Jamie had thought. But she must have some pent-up frustration from being that lady's toy-Jamie could tell from the determined way she thrust into her.

So she relaxed and received. Charlie had her in a firm grip around her leather-clad waist, both her hands pressing on Jamie's clit. With each jerk of her hips the pressure of her hands increased too. Now Jamie had an awfully sensitive clit. She used to get off just from riding her motorbike. She suspected Charlie did, too, from the way she was panting as she rubbed against Jamie's arse. Anyway, that meant it didn't take much for her to come, but she was unprepared for what the orgasm felt like with the cock inside her too. Normally, she felt the contractions as vague spasms, but now her muscles had something to grip and every time they contracted the pleasure intensified. It beat the breath out of her so that she couldn't suppress a groan.

Apparently pleased with her accomplishment, Charlie let herself go and came, as well. Jamie could hear her gasp right next to her ear. Her red curls tickled Jamie's neck as she momentarily rested her head on Jamie's shoulder, then her head was gone and she was all buttoned up before Jamie had the chance to collect herself. When Jamie turned around to face her, flushing cheeks and somewhat rapid breathing were the only signs she showed of any illicit activity. As for Jamie, she leaned heavily against the church wall, still fumbling with her button fly. She, who was always so cool and collected!

Excerpted from Best Women's Erotica 2010, an anthology edited by Kathleen Warnock and published by Cleis Press.

The book is also on sale at Amazon.

If you're an author or a book publicist and you want to participate in the Fleshbot Book Club, send email to Lux Alptraum.

Ho, Ho, Ho [Gratuitous Nude]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 13:15:00 -0500

Photo by John B. Root (rebootcash.com)

Sex Blog Roundup: Merry XXXmas [Sex Blogs]

Madeline Glass — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 13:00:00 -0500

...Has that pun been done to death?

Whatever, 'tis the season, we know you're not a ho (ho ho), Merry Christmas, Happy Festivus, Rock on, Kwan(za) and all that. You're stuck with family? Eating dinner in a Chinese restaurant with free wifi? Perfectly content watching the lights twinkle and shine? Have a gift of dirty stories! It's the best sort of gift: Small, portable and easily erased from your History tab, lest any curious in-laws decide they'd "like to play Solitaire on your laptop."

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Pantyless in Church

I hope that one day ill be fortunate enough to watch you getting fucked by another man while my cock is in your mouth. That would make me so happy. I hope you don't think I'm weird but its what I enjoy. I enjoy watching my beautiful little slut with another man's cock enjoying her tight, wet fuckhole.

—Archetype of the Temptress

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Femme Fatale

I crossed my arms and grabbed my handy dandy alarm clock from the shelf above my bed. I played with stroking the base of his penis as I contemplated the second hand on the clock. I gave him a few seconds of cock-sucking reward, for learning his lesson, then pulled back and tapped at the clock. "Okay, you have sixty seconds to get hard. And if you're not at the end of that sixty seconds…well. I wouldn't want to find out, if I were you. Oh and, you can take your hand off your head…time starts now."

—You Fucked the Suburbs Out of Me

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the countdown

I am going to fantasize about the last time you fucked me. How your cock filled me up, how when you stood up your cock pointed toward the heavens and my lips just melted around your beam like it was it meant to be. All that saliva and spit, flowing out of my mouth dripping on to the floor between us, as I devoured every inch. You taste so good. Looking up at your cock, glossed in my spit, and dripping in your own pre-fluid, making my head spin and cunt thump.

—Library Vixen

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Your jeans are on the floor. Through the lace panties you are still wearing I can see you are open, waiting; the lace, your cunt, are wet with your longing and I rub my cheek into your desire before I pull the barrier away. I am gazing into your openness. The breath rises in me as I try to maintain my concentration, try not to hurry. I place my mouth into you, nearly inhaling you, and trace your clit with my tongue…a wanting moan escapes you. I raise up and reach under the couch for the box we have hidden there and hand it to you. My new cock is waiting there.

—Scintellectually Yours

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Notes From the Cabin II

He tied me facedown spreadeagle to the bed using the under-the-bed restraints we borrowed from Ziztur (thanks Ziztur!). He left me that way for a few minutes, then came back in, leaned down and murmured in his low, deep voice, "I'm going to fuck you like no other." And commenced to use the arsenal of toys lined up next to the bed on me. I got flogged, ripped, spanked, eaten from behind, vibed, penetrated. He fucked my ass, then came around to mouth and came in it while spitting on me. Oh joy - Ass to Mouth. Tasted sweet from the lube.

—The Beautiful Kind

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My First Blowjob

John's idea of "saying goodnight" was to lure me into his backseat for a few kisses. Or so he said. Have I mentioned how inexperienced I was yet at this age? Ha! Pretty soon, he whipped out his cock and I hadn't a damn clue what to do with it other than put my hand on it. Very quickly, his hand on the back of my head increased the pressure of pushing me down to his lap until he had to outright tell me what he wanted because I just wasn't getting the hint.

—This Could Be Dangerous

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Xmas Wishes From Anna Friel [Upskirt]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 12:30:01 -0500

Merry Holidays! Whether you're trimming your tree and stuffing your stockings, or getting ready for a Chinese buffet and a matinee movie, Anna Friel has a very special gift for you. One that happens to reside right up her skirt.

Yes, in honor of this special time of year, Anna's decking the halls and spreading her legs to give us a very special upskirt. We can only hope that other celebrities will feel similarly moved by the holiday spirit...(ScarJo, we're looking at you.)

· Anna Friel Panty Upskirt (taxidrivermovie.com)

We're Fixated On Melrose Foxxx's Everything [Flesh Flicks]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 12:00:00 -0500

We'd wager that Sean Michaels knows a thing or two about asses in general (and black asses in particular)—so if he declares Melrose Foxxx's posterior worthy of fixation, well, we're not going to argue with him.

Of course, given that we have eyes and all, we can tell for ourselves that Melrose is worthy of fixation, period. And believe you us...we are definitely fixated.

· Buy "Black Ass Fixation 2" (evolutionerotica.com)

The Greatest Gift Of All [Gratuitous Nude]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 11:45:00 -0500

Photo by Ellen Stagg (staggstreet.com)
Model: Heather Vandeven (myheathervandeven.com)

We Wish Bobbi Starr A Merry Christmas [You Are There]

Gram Ponante — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 11:30:01 -0500

While she, like the infant Jesus, treasures her private time, Bobbi Starr nevertheless is a popular porn star and hautboy-wielding lady about town. We caught up with her at home while she put the finishing touches on her Christmas decorations.

"Ssippi and I eat our breakfast on this little area and our projects usually take up the rest of the table," Starr said of her co-artist and boyfriend, Ssippi, whose Christmas present (we are obliged not to reveal it because Ssippi is web-savvy) arrived that day.

Besides being a fascinating person in her own right, Starr's clothespin Santas and reindeer are pretty sexy themselves, and we resisted primal urges to steal all of them and squeeze her boobs. After all, it's Christmas.

Starr and Ssippi (we just like writing "Ssippi"- glad he doesn't come from Connecticut) are traveling for the holidays (afterward Starr will be signing for Evil Angel at the AVN Expo), but you can find her on Twitter in the meantime.

· Bobbi Starr (twitter.com)

Amber (LSG Models) [Fleshbot Babes]

Florabel Mulvaney — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 11:00:00 -0500

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Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

Our Gift To You: Lizzy Caplan's First Ever Topless Scene [Movies]

Lux Alptraum — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 10:30:00 -0500

Oh readers, we've been scratching our heads this holiday season, trying to figure out what to get you for this Winter Holiday. It had to be unique, it had to be special, it had to be, well, naked.

And this morning, just when we'd given up hope, we stumbled upon it: Lizzy Caplan's first ever topless scene, from 2006's "Love is the Drug." If you've somehow forgotten Lizzy Caplan, she was the star of one of "True Blood"'s very best nude scenes—and now, in this very special clip, we can all see where she got her start.

So happy holidays and merry nudeness...and, of course, happy nude year.

· Lizzy Caplan in "Love is the Drug" (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

Best of Babelogs: Festivus Edition [Babes]

Florabel Mulvaney — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 20:00:00 -0500

Here's a 'Feat of Strength' - ogle as many babes as you can!

· Alyssa Reece & Ashlynn Brooke (gals4free.net)
· Aria (girlsofdesire.org)
· Crystal Klein (dailypoa.com)
· Emma (kindgirls.com)

· Indiana A (galleries100.com)
· Jasmine Davis (models.ph)
· Jayla (asredas.com)
· Jessica Difeo (thousandbabes.com)

· Kim Farber (foxhq.com)
· Larissa Dee (newsfilter.org)
· Lily (hottystop.com)
· Ralina (nr1girls.com)

· Simella (baberoad.com)
· Sofi (exgirlfriendmarket.com)
· Tibby Muldoon (bigboobsalert.com)
· Zoe (babesdiary.com)

And don't forget...

· Cassandra Dawn
· Erin
· Inna A & Masha B
· Tory Lane & Angelina Valentine

...and all the rest of the Fleshbot Babes!

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Previously: Best of Babelogs Archive

How Does Your Garden Grow? [Flesh Flicks]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 18:30:01 -0500

With silver bells, and cockle shells, and pretty maids giving blowjobs all in a row? Forget those ceramic gnomes—we'd much rather see this sort of scene in gardens across America.

It'd certainly make mowing the lawn vastly more interesting.

· (xtube.com)

Cassandra Dawn (Playboy's Fresh Faces) [Fleshbot Babes]

Florabel Mulvaney — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 18:00:00 -0500

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Previously: Fleshbot Babes Archive

Angelina Jolie-Jennifer Aniston Rivalry Now Basis Of A Porno [Upcoming]

Lux Alptraum — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 17:30:01 -0500

The Jennifer Aniston/Angelina Jolie rivalry has long been the bread and butter of tabloids—and now someone else wants a piece of the action. Hustler's third volume of "Untrue Hollywood Stories" focuses on the two leading ladies.

It remains to be seen what antics the girls get up to (aside from Angelina's infamous blood play, which is featured in the trailer above)...but honestly, we're not going to say no to the chance to see Sadie West as Angelina and Rachel Roxxx as Jennifer Aniston. (Then again, we're not really about to say no to them doing anything, so there is that.)

· Hustler's Untrue Hollywood Stories: Angelina Jolie vs. Jennifer Aniston Parody! (hustlerworld.com)