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I was wondering if you could do one of those PSI things to see if anyone recognizes the woman in the following clips.

I want to know if she's a pro or just the cutest, hottest, most enthusiastic amateur in the world. The videos don't appear to be "professional" but one never knows.

If you ask us, there's a slight resemblance to Casey Parker...but we're pretty sure it's just a resemblance. Your thoughts?

UPDATE: We have a reader reporting that it is, in fact, Casey Parker. Clearly we should learn to trust our hunches.

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Take this young lady for example. All she needs to be happy is a cozy bed, a couple well-licked fingers, and a camera. That's all! And if she really needs to step her game up, she just grabs a brush from the bedside table. It's important to have multi-use items lying around.

· Watch Me Orgasm (xtube.com)

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As the year draws to a close, we've reviewed our reviews from 2009, and scientifically determined just which toys were the best of the best this year. Below, our picks for the tops in toys.

10) The Real Touch: With a few rare exceptions, high end (and high tech) sex toys are almost exclusively targeted at women. The Real Touch is looking to change that. A high tech masturbator that syncs with POV porn, the Real Touch may just change the face of toys for boys. True, it has its problems (most notably, the fact that it won't work if you're not paying per minute for AEBN's porn)—but it's promising enough to give us hope for the future.

9) OhMiBod Freestyle: After years on the scene, the OhMiBod has finally reached its full potential. With the Freestyle's wireless connection, you can finally rock out to your tunes without being tied down to them.

8) Tenth Anniversary Tristan Butt Plug: The Tenth Anniversary Tristan Plug takes a good thing and makes it better (or at least bigger). A beefed up version of the original Tristan plug, the 10th anniversary edition is a must have for any butt aficionado in need of an upgrade.

7) Bolero Straitjacket **BEST LUXURY TOY**: This delightful bondage device combines the efficient immobilization of the straitjacket with the delicious eroticism of being nearly naked. True, it's not cheap—but if you're willing and able to invest in your BDSM toy chest, it's an excellent addition.

6) Imperial: With 11 inches of aircraft quality spun aluminum, the Imperial is bound to please any and all size queens—especially the ones who enjoy toys with the ability to pleasure and violently disfigure.

5) Bloomy: A wonderful dildo for the girls, and a p-spot stimulating butt plug for the boys—Bloomy's a toy that everyone can enjoy! (Just, uh, remember to sterilize it before sharing.)

4) Finger Tingles **BEST BUY**: Since the day we first discovered sex, we've wondered whether there could ever be away to improve on the erotic abilities of the simple little finger. The answer, friends, is yes: with the help of the Finger Tingles, your mild-mannered digit becomes a super finger.

3) Contour Q **BEST DISCREET TOY**: Don't be fooled by Contour Q's innocent appearance: these bumpy little massage stones know their way around a woman's body. And we do mean all parts of the body.

2) Sqweel: With the Sqweel, Love Honey set out to create a toy that replicates the sensation of oral sex. While they may not have quite achieved that goal, they did create a wholly unique toy that stimulates in a very unusual (and very pleasing) way.

1) Form 2: Small, sleek, and super-powered: the rabbit-inspired Form 2 has two silicone ears that are all revved up and ready to rock. And just like a real rabbit, this thing won't quit until long after you're satisifed.

Worst Toy of 2009: The Blowguard: Sure, it'll enable you to give a decent blowjob with absolutely no effort...at the cost of your dignity, your comfort, and your ability to control your drooling.

Jade Vixen explains her career choice as an extension of a youthful interest in fetish gear and culture. She models "to show [her] adoration for fetish fashion and to showcase [her] wardrobe of custom outfits," and her website really reflects respect for her community. Click through the gallery to get a free taste!

Jade is a versatile gal, especially compared to some other fetish models we've seen. She can pull a Doll Face style one moment, become a dominatrix the next, and neither option feels like a strain of range.

If her name sounds familiar to you, that's because Jade made quite a name for herself on the Howard Stern Show. Back in September, she competed in and won the Stronget Naked Woman contest, earning her a nifty cash prize and some niftier publicity. But we're getting off topic.

JadeVixen.com isn't a one-woman show, she collaborates with some of our favorite models like Mosh and Darenzia. In addition, there are a couple galleries with photos (like this one!) take by the luxurious Holly Randall of Suze.net.

You might be wondering, "Where does my money go? Why do I have to pay for this?" Well, Mr. Nosy, you're paying to keep Jade Vixen in Libidex catsuits, Agent Provocateur undies, and Wolford tights designed by Zac Posen. It's a delicious cycle of luxury paying for itself.

That being said, if latex, rubber, and leather rub you the wrong way, Jade's still got you covered. She shows off her lingerie collection in a bunch of galleries, as well as in a short movie of her stripping on a roof somewhere in Brooklyn. One of the niftier items on her site is a Links section where you can browse her photos by category. So if you're in the mood for corsets and high heels, you can cross-reference them and arrive at your ideal fap material for the evening.

Not everything is golden in the land of Vixen. Her website, while easy to explore, doesn't feel complete. While there are currently 52 galleries (with a calendar that shows when more will arrive), Jade only offers three videos. There's also a Model Index, but the only entry reads "Jade Vixen." Perhaps Jade is preparing to turn her outfit into an empire—which we totally support—but leaving empty space for others robs the website of the intimacy you usually find with private, independent paysites.

All in all, we're happy to have gotten a glimpse at JadeVixen.com and the precise, exciting fetish aesthetic Jade has cultivated. We wish her much success.

· All photos courtesy of Jade Vixen (jadevixen.com)
· There's also Jade Vixen's Blog (jade-vixen-blog.blogspot.com)

Assuming there still are nudie mags...in the future.

[NB: Seriously, what's her secret? Is it yams? Cindy Crawford's Meaningful Beauty? Photoshop?]

· Patricia Paay (totallynsfw.com)

And, um, kindly avoid taking inspiration from something along the lines of, say, Rammstein's "Pussy."

Are we all on the same page here?

· Via Filthy Gorgeous Things (filthygorgeousthings.com)

For Jules Jordan director Alexander DeVoe, the best kind of size just happens to be white and thick, with tig ole bitties and the kind of bubble that could knock out the sun at midday. You can call it a stereotype, but it wouldn't change a thing. It just doesn't get realer than this.

Naturally breathtaking beauty Avy Scott owns this volume, just by showing up and giving us a sexy sample of her juicy round goodness. Fine as fuck just doesn't begin to cover it. You can see the intensity, the raw heat between her and Marcus from the sample gallery alone! Her milky ass cheeks get peeled apart to expose that steaming candy slit before Marcus goes to work, sliding inch after inch all the way up into her tight hole, while shades of ecstasy race across her pale skin making her both sets of cheeks flush.

Velicity Von, Katie St. Ives, Sadie West, Kandy Kash, and Mellanie Monroe round out the fifth, their creamy white cheeks and bright pink gashes getting literally nailed down to the ground by miles of hard black cock. You won't want to miss seeing this.

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And don't start with that "Kelly's a brunette! Rhian is blonde! They can't be Wonder Twins!" because that's just silly. Everyone knows that hair color, skin color, weight, height, facial features, and genetics have nothing to do with activating powers with a twin. All that matters is relative cup size. Either way, even if they're not feeling activated by their boobs, we certainly are.

· Hot British Babes Pressing Their Boobies Together (dirtyrottenwhore.com)

Is it any wonder that Saturday's always been our most favorite day of the week?

· Una Healy and Rochelle Wiseman (taxidrivermovie.com)

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This movie has all kinds of naked people: the happy-giggling-welcoming types who are joyously conscious of their naughty bits, the chill-"I'm just doing my thing"-nudist types who don't care enough to wear clothing, and the angry-screaming-political types you're not supposed to enjoy looking at (but do anyway).

· "Taking Woodstock" (2009) (imdb.com)
· Kelli Garner & Various Actresses :: Taking Woodstock (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

But don't get us wrong, we love this style. The only thing better than a grungy lady is a semi-nude grungy lady.

· Velvet November 2009 | Georgia Frost by John Akehurst (fashiongonerogue.com)

Of course, Courtney is not to be outdone. If anyone's going to be channeling the Queen of Early to Mid 1990s Angst, it's going to be her. Although this shoot is missing the usual fuck-all attitude, it still contains a healthy dosage of nudity, and that always gets our spirits up.

· More nude Courtney at Dazed & Confused January | Nobody's Fool-Courtney Love by Yelena Yemchuk (fashiongonerogue.com)

Clever as that is, we were actually so distracted by the breasts we didn't even notice the panties (or their mosaicing) for a good minute or so. Clever advertising foiled by boobs...yet again.

· Magielle: Too Sexy (adsoftheworld.com)

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Fem Slave 2

Studio: JM Productions
Director: Mike Ramone
Cast: Aiden Starr, Sasha Knox

Review by: Gram Ponante

Director Mike Ramone, my former editor at AVN, has carved an interesting niche as the director of the "Slave" series, a high-concept day in the life of a group of Masters and slaves, Dommes, Dominants, and submissives that collectively provide the grimmest porn version of this highly ritualized, rule-based lifestyle.

In "Fem Slave 02," we follow evil pixie (she is 4'11") Aiden Starr through her dungeon as she takes fleshy, pink, and vulnerable Sasha Knox through her paces.

Rarely on Planet Earth is there a D/s pairing so attractive as Starr and Knox, and credibility slips a notch further with the relentless gloominess, updated Village People costuming (Starr is both a bottomless nun and a bottomless cop), and Cenobite-friendly soundtrack, but Ramone and Co., once we've suspended our disbelief as expertly as Starr does Knox, deliver an exquisite film about two delicious women playing at power exchange.

Knox spends her nights naked and enclosed in what looks like a giant hanging tea ball. In previous segments of the "Slave" series, audiences got a very intimate view of the proceedings, with just two people on screen. In "Fem Slave 2," the picture is opened up, so we catch glimpses of Starr's support personnel and, occasionally, the flailing feet of another hapless subbie.

One such leather-masked assistant lowers Knox in the teaball for the night's activities, such as getting fucked with a huge black dildo, performing analingus, getting tied up and hung up, penetrated with various objects, and repeatedly reaffirming her worthlessness.

Harsh stuff, and relentless in emphasizing the dynamic over the sex, but the world of the movie (and others in the "Slave" series) is pure and uncomplicated, which is just what those people need.

Starr is a dominatrix when she is not moonlighting in porn or watching SyFy, and Knox recently came out of porn retirement after her stint on "My Bare Lady" and the lonely world of clerical temping. Office work has made her vulnerable, and she, also, is perfectly cast.

While Ramone's days as an editor are over, however, I must take issue with his misspelling of "wont" in the title cards. In the rulebound world of lifestyle BDSM, bitches get slapped for typos.

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True, it wasn't a wild night at the strip club, but at least we got one last, parting glance at Eva Amurri's rack. And as we prepare for a long, cold winter...well, at least we have that to remember the show by.

· "Californication" (sho.com)

We figured that since you liked that bit of Lindsay from before, you might enjoy watching the same girl in motion. It's essentially the same nudity from before, but angstier.

After all, Kate Moss and Johnny Depp were doing their thing in the '90s, a.k.a. the Decade of Angst. This is just another step towards embodying the perfect Platonic form of Kate Moss.

· Lindsay Lohan Topless Video from Muse Magazine (egotastic.com)

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In fact, they can just go ahead and rename the months. It'll be just like the French Revolution! Except instead of celebrating your birthday in the month of Brumaire, it'll be on the 13th of Vikki Blows. Sounds way better, right?

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Sometimes it's not about the sex, it's about control. In this Sasha Grey directed film, it's about the control and the sex, as well as about sharing your favorite fuck toy with someone you love. Isn't that the true meaning of Christmas? Maybe Hanukkah? Kwanzaa? Happy New Year, Faye Reagan family.

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And you can tell she's a badass by how she positioned her legs. She didn't try to cover up act posh, she just dealt with the paparazzi. As the saying goes, she certainly knows how to "rock out with her stripe-y pink and red panties out."

· THE SATURDAYS Frankie Sandford Panty Upskirt (taxidrivermovie.com)

While the collection does contain a few legit porn pics from the early days, most of the files are graphic advertisements, both gif and jpeg. So instead of looking at some late 1990s beaver shots, we thought it'd be a hoot to reminisce about the flashy, alluring, and often disturbing pre-Y2K ads. We have to admit it, we definitely got tricked into clicking some of these.

· XXX Collection (internetarchaeology.org)

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And her customers don't even seem to notice! Poor, gorgeous, naked space woman... On our planet, you would receive enormous tips for serving beer in nothing but your calf-high boots.

· Busty and Naked Waitress (boobieblog.com)

We love when rounded things get pounded, but it's crucial to remember that the round has feelings too. They feel bouncy, firm yet yielding, and they love being treated to long licking sessions. Mike Adriano knows what's up. Of course, he eventually pounds it.

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In "Dream Lover," Amick plays a manipulative seductress who has her husband committed to a mental hospital. That's not really our scene. Still, we will cherish this moment, and will pretend it's Shelly asking us to take a long shower with her. It doesn't really matter who she's supposed to be, because Mädchen Amick is hot and naked.

· "Dream Lover" (1993) (imdb.com)
· Mädchen Amick :: Dream Lover (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

· The "Gangbang Squad" proves that the sixteenth time's the charm.
· Kayden and Rocco made a porno...within another porno.
· The must-see girls of 2010 have finally been unveiled.
· Asian party sluts...what will they think of next?
· Cameron Gold is on the hunt for cum...we're just on the hunt for Cameron.
· Ready or not, here comes Tiger Woods (parody) porn.
· And for those who hope the Tiger Woods porn will die a quick and easy death...remember that porno Sarah Pailn is still going strong.
· And as the decade draws to a close, we join Courtney Trouble, Babeland, and Tristan Taormino in looking back.

· Agnes (budsbabes.net)
· Aletta Ocean (asredas.com)
· Andrea Michaels (closepics.com)
· Candice Cardinele (foxhq.com)

· Carolyn Reese & Anastasia Pierce (pleasuregirl.net)
· Claudia (join2babes.com)
· Izabella Carr (porninspector.com)
· Laura Lion (sexyandfunny.com)

· Mariann (artinude.com)
· Marketa Belonoha (glam0ur.com)
· Megan Daniels (gorillamask.net)
· Megan Jones (100bucksbabes.com)

· Mia B (pmates.com)
· Nicole Graves (nudeparadisehotel.com)
· Nikki Sims (hottystop.com)
· Sharon (girlsofdesire.org)

· Silvia Loret (primecurves.com)
· Tommie Jo (nude.hu)
· Tommie Jo (bestbosoms.com)
· Zeina Heart (baberoll.com)

And don't forget...

· Anka Romensky
· Camille
· Erika MayShawn
· Mina & Lea Tyron
· Nikki Dial

...and all the rest of the Fleshbot Babes!

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