Too Hot For YouTube: Save The Boobs!

YouTube's long been known for its unfriendliness to porn trailers and vaguely suggestive videos—but now they've gone too far. The latest casualty in YouTube's war against sexy? A bouncy, breastacular, slow-mo bikini video...that raises awareness about breast cancer. More »

Hot For Teacher: Top Ten Sexy Teacher Videos

We wish our high school teachers had been this hot. We would have been a lot more psyched about being sent to detention if these women were the ones we had to answer to. More »

I'll Be Your French Maid: Top Ten Sexy French Maid Videos

Cleavage bursting at the seams, obscenely tiny skirts with frills a tickling feather duster constantly at hand, and a sultry foreign accent. Honestly, is there anything unappealing about French maids? More »

Jump On It: Top Ten Hottest Jump Rope Videos

We're about to change your mind about jumping rope forever. No longer is it a game we remember from grade school; no, it's a perfectly pornographic moment...just as soon as a hot chick decides to pick up that rope. More »

Playing With Your Food: Top Ten Sexy Food Videos

Our mother always told us not to play with our food. We followed that rule all these years...until we discovered these sexy videos of softcore food play. More »

"The Girlfriend Experience" Official Trailer With Sasha Grey

Contain yourselves now (good thing you can't see us freaking out over here), but here's your first glimpse at Sasha Grey's film, "The Girlfriend Experience," by Steven Soderbergh. More »

The Official "Not The Cosby Show XXX" Trailer

The more we see of "Not The Cosby Show XXX," the more we love it. The release by Hustler Video is scheduled for June 2nd, and we're nearly dying of anticipation. More »

Belldonna Is Made Out Of Magic

We knew that Belladonna was completely, totally amazing; but we didn't realize she was magic! Yet right here, in this video of Belladonna with a popsicle, is proof that she's truly more than mortal. More »

Pop Rocks: They Get Your Rocks Off

We all know about the Altoids trick, but were you aware that Pop Rocks help you get your rocks off? Perhaps inspired by Raven Riley, a hardcore fan decided to spread the word. More »

Shake That Ass!

The world has taken so much from us: our youth, our health, our optimistic outlook—but they'll never take young girls shaking their asses on YouTube. (And if they try, we've got a gun.). More »

Girls, Scantily Clad, Exercising. Nuff Said.

Consider this your moment of zen: four fantastic videos of scantily clad girls exercising. Like you had something better to watch this evening? More »

Sneezing: Your New Favorite Thing

Already exhausted your fart fetish? Don't worry, there are plenty of other bodily functions to fetishize—for instance, sneezing! (Sure, it's nothing new... but at least it's finally made its way stateside. Thanks, YouTube!) More »

Too Hot For YouTube: This Week In Banned Videos

You may have thought that YouTube's crackdown on "suggestive" videos would be limited to obviously borderline content—like those popular nipple-free porno trailers. But it's not just the pornographers who are taking a hit. More »

Fart Porn Goes Even More Mainstream

YouTube may be cracking down on "suggestive" videos, but at least fart fetish videos still count as family friendly. Just ask Mollie, who's more than happy to seductively describe all her tummy troubles. More »

Ning, YouTube Increase Restrictions On Adult Content; Twitter Still Loves Porn

Sad news for social media enthusiasts: both Ning and YouTube have announced new restrictions on adult content, thereby making the internet a vastly more boring place. More »

Shane's World Invades YouTube

First Playboy, now Shane's World: the pornographers are just loving YouTube these days. If you're a college student who loves YouTube (and, um, also Shane's World), you can upload a short video explaining why your school should be the next destination for the "College Invasion" series. Hint: showing what wild, horny partiers you are is probably a good idea. But remember, no nudity! (This is YouTube, after all.) (avn.com)

Britney Spears And Tasteful Nudity, Together Again

Hey, remember Britney Spears? Wasn't it fun all those years ago when she was crazy and showing her ladyparts to everyone? Those were good times, but it's over now and she's back to serious music making business. Also known as "rolling around naked in music videos" business. You have to look really hard to find the part of this clip that "may not be suitable for minors," but underneath all the wigs and dancing, there's our girl sexing it up again, the right way. And also, we think, providing a timely and incisive commentary about the shallow greed of America's broken investment culture. Is there anything she can't do? More »

Diesel Knows It's Better To Travel

We loved that SFW porn video Diesel made for their "Dirty Thirty" ad campaign, and it looks like the naughty fun won't be stopping there: click the thumbnail to enjoy their newest spot advertising their 30th birthday celebrations in Amsterdam. Dutch wives, indeed. More »

Lady Satan Channels Sarah Palin (And Not Vice Versa ... Yet)

Well, that didn't take long: San Francisco burlesque performer Lady Satan has unveiled the first of what will probably be many Sarah Palin-inpired dances, complete with guns and (hopefully) butter. We dare you to suspend the election in your pants. Catch burlesque's Last Frontier after the jump. More »

Balloon Fetishes ... They're Blowing Up!

Is ballooning going mainstream? Lots of people have been sending us this link to videos of people who like to climb inside balloons and do ... well, they just sort of hang out. Or maybe blow up other balloons! These particular clips probably weren't meant to be erotic, but we've long been aware of the sexual possibilities of steaming hot plastic air balls. It's also how we discovered Mausi, a German woman who seems to be building a non-nude, but sexually suggestive internet balloon empire all to herself. What does it all mean for society and the future of human development? If you're looking for the answer here ... don't hold your breath. More »

Tania Derveaux Lives!

Fans of Belgian politics will probably be excited to know that everyone's favorite fellatio-happy senate candidate is not giving up on her dream to make the world a sexually liberated, waffle-filled paradise. We're not sure if anyone ever got to cash in on Tania Derveaux's virgin smashing pledge in defense of net neutrality—but if you need proof that her nerd love was not just a gimmick, Tania has built her own YouTube channel! It's filled with brief interludes about how to seduce chicks, play video games, and other geeky internet topics. But mostly it's just her rolling around on a bed in low-cut tops. Like we said, it's the perfect thing for nerds in love. There's still hope for her VP campaign yet! More »

"One Night In Bangkok" Makes YouTube Censors' Heads Hurt

Bangkok. Oriental City! A place where laws about what counts as legal paid entertainment probably differ from where you live. A city that was invented in 1984 for the premiere of Tim Rice/ABBA musical "Chess." You may be more familiar with the classic Murray Head version of this stirring tale, but as European dance club DJs are wont to do "One Night In Bangkok" has been given a 21st century update complete with thumbing bass line and a five-girl strip club orgy video. Honestly, if you can't go to Bangkok and see five party babes have a topless pillow fight/bubble bath, then what's the point of even having musical theater? However, you probably can't see it on YouTube for much longer—so we've preserved it here. More »

Vintage (And Not-So-Vintage) Catfight Girls On YouTube

You kids today, you think you invented everything. The rusty trombones! The dirt pipe smoothies and the ass milkshakes, or whatever you're drinking in those hipster cocktail lounges these days! And what about hot girl-on-girl catfights? You think that no one ever filmed a crisp slap to the cheek or some down-and-dirty apartment wrestling before those newfangled camcorder thingamajiggies came along? Well, YouTube user girlfitewiz is here to set you straight: you'll find dozens of vintage and brand spanking new female wrestling and catfight clips via his (?) profile page, and thousands more on the free Ultimate Female Fighting Links groups that several of the clips will point you to. Sure, those early Hollywood and stag reel-type clips might seem a little tame by today's standards. But hey, even all that modern dirt pipe milkshake action had to start somewhere. More »

Rubber 55: Latex Goes Viral

Say you're a latex clothing company that specializes in unusual, hard-to-find and even harder-to-slip-into fetish wear—you know, the kind of stuff that most people need and don't even realize it. How do you get your message out to the non latex-wearing masses? Viral marketing to the rescue! Just shoot a video parody of "MTV Cribs" that shows off your sense of humor and your wardrobe collection at the same time, get it up on YouTube, and you'll be an overnight viral sensation. (OK, so it took a little over a year for this video to reach us—which means maybe the overnight part didn't work out that great. But then no one moves fast when they're wearing a rubber catsuit.) More »

Sexy Hotel Room Cleaning Method Will Leave A Funny Taste In Your Mouth

We all know by now that hotel rooms are supposed to be among the filthiest places on the planet, what with all those cooties crawling over even the most innocuous looking remote control. So they next time you check into, say, an Extended Stay hotel (for whom this viral video was allegedly made), hope that a lovely blonde like this one has taken the trouble to swab down everything thoroughly in advance of your arrival. And then wonder why they aren't charging you twice as much to stay there. (Video after the jump.) More »

"Get Smartass" Brings Back The Boob Tube (At Least) Once More

As we've noted before, no one finds a good gimmick and drives it until the wheels rust off quite like certain folks in the porn industry. The flavor of the last year or so is obviously the classic TV sitcom spoof, which finds at least two more incarnations coming your way: Ryder Skye and Penny Flame will soon attempt to settle mankind's most enduring mystery (Ginger or Mary Ann?) in "This Ain't Gilligan's Island XXX," which starts shooting this week—but not before Hustler wraps up "Get Smartass," wherein our brave hero Maxwell Smartass and his busty, er ... trusty sidekick Agent 69 (of course) do battle with the forces of evil. Too bad the latter production wasn't ready in time to beat mainstream Hollywood's "Get Smart" remake to the punch. Maybe when it comes to combing back issues of TV Guide for script ideas, the Porn Valley gang still has a long way to go. (Watch the "Get Smartass" trailer after the jump.) More »

YouTube might employ a secret army of meatbots to filter out porn uploads 24/7, but that doesn't mean they won't allow the occasional video of Kitty Lea doing a mesmerizing boob dance in her underwear to slip through every now and then. Which evidently means it's not porn, and therefore you shouldn't be turned on by it. Just so it's clear. (Click thumbnail for video.) More »

This Week In Bad Taste (And Timing)

Sure, there's a lot to make fun of where the Great Alabama Sex Toy Brouhaha is concerned, but autoerotic asphyxiation isn't one of them—contrary to whatever the person who made this YouTube video would have you believe. (Didn't he ever watch that episode of "Six Feet Under"?) More importantly, the minister in question died in June 2007. Dude, what took you so long? (YouTube, via pamshouseblend.com)

Introducing Your Newest YouTube Fetish: Boob Punching

We always try to do our best to stay on top of the world's latest fads and trends, be they an overly-specific fetish or a idiotic internet meme. Sometimes we get lucky and those two things are one and the same. But we were not aware until just now that "boob punching" is the hottest thing on the YouTubes since failed skateboarder nut shots. (Those never get old!) Sure, a little playful slapping is part of many a boob lover's repertoire, but girls hitting other girls in the tits and posting videos of it online is apparently all the rage. (And not really as violently sexist as some people think.) So now you know! And knowing is half way to finding videos of bouncing boobs on the internet. More »

With Love From The Cheeto Fucker

Here's a conversation you might find yourself having later today: More »

Getting Sweet On Stickysweetie (And Stuck Too)

The occasional heavily censored naked swinger party notwithstanding, YouTube isn't exactly the best place for finding "real" porn anymore ... that is, depending on what your definition of porn is, and unless you know where to look. After all, we can still count on it to help us find some of our new favorite fetishes, like the one Stickysweetie here has introduced us to. Who knew we would be so into watching videos of women in schoolgirl outfits and high heels getting stuck in giant wads of bubblegum and sticky pools of tar? (Then again, considering our already documented fondness for schoolgirls, high heels, bubblegum, sticky pools, messy shoes, damsels in distress, and girls getting stuck in general, we guess maybe it's not too much of a surprise.) More »

Obama Girl Vs. Incredible McCain Hulk Girl

The internet has once again found one of the few ways to get us to talk about politics—turn the presidential race into a big-breasted, torn-blouse catfight that somehow references an eternally rehashed summer movie franchise. So what if that muscled babe has green skin? You can totally see right down her shirt! (Video below, via YouTube) More »

Five Naked Models: More Than Just Skin Deep

If you've found yourself getting tired of looking at naked boobs and instead have started wondering what goes on in the head of a woman who takes her clothes off for a living (hey, it could happen), you might want to head over to this YouTube channel where five lovely models (including Fleshbot Crush Object Isobel Wren) share their thoughts and insights about what it's like to bare it all in front of a wide audience. (Alas, since the videos are hosted on YouTube they're not actually demonstrating the talents they're discussing ... but that's what you have us for!) After the jump, taste a sample episode starring Babelog alumna Carlotta Champagne. More »

How To Talk Like A Dirty Geisha

The art of the geisha is a tricky one indeed: it's not enough to simply please a man by performing whatever service he asks of you, you must also anticipate his desires before he even knows what they are. And you must be prepared for every possible situation, including telling some guy how awesome his cunt lapping skills are in a strange foreign language. There might be even more helpful advice in these instructional language clips allegedly tailored for geishas who cater to stupid American businessmen—but like most of life, it really only takes a few choice phrases to get through any situation. More »

As if we needed another excuse to nurture our shameful secret crush on Rachael Ray, along comes this long-lost audio clip from her days as a sex educator. (OK, we guess there might be the slight chance it's a fake—but hey, anyone who says things like "It's so big, I can barely get my fingers around it!" totally deserves to have their words taken out of context.) (YouTube - thanks Blakeley)

Sex And Videogames: An (Even Briefer!) History

Anyone who's spent any amount of time reading Fleshbot over the years knows that the relationship between sex and videogames has always occupied a special place in our, uh, hearts (and we totally have the callouses on our thumbs to prove it!) If you want to school yourself on the illustrious (and not-so-illustrious) history of pixelated T&A and don't feel like browsing our entire archives, however, you could do a lot worse than watch this amusing and informative semi-animated documentary which packs a surprising amount of material into its nine minutes, and makes a strong case for exploring and celebrating sexuality in the development of gaming as an art form. (OK, so there's not much by way of actual pixelated T&A; afraid you'll have to dip into our archives for that after all.) More »

And speaking of bad videos: if you've been following the so-bad-it's-hilarious series of faux retro porn videos being released to promote Chuck Palahniuk's new book "Snuff", you won't want to miss today's short but sweet final entry "The Twilight Bone". Hey, if you survived "The Wizard of Ass" and "Chitty Chitty Gang Bang" you really have nothing left to lose—except of course, your soul and/or your sex drive. (YouTube)