We resolved this week not to let Queen Latifah know that porn directrix Chi Chi LaRue tossed around more "bitches" and "whores" in five minutes than 2 Live Crew did in a career. We learned that Trina Michaels is a favorite of the parking class. And we watched in amazement as Ange Venus, above, channeled Rosasharn Joad.

Join us after the gap for more images of America's porn stars not as the cameras usually see them, but as they really are.

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Stormy Daniels, Ron Jeremy, and IS THAT THE GUY FROM COLOR ME BADD??? at the "Operation Desert Stormy" release party.

The affable and volcanic Trina Michaels among the valets.

We stared at leather bar The Faultline's neon display for hours at Chi Chi LaRue's mansex epic "Link: The Evolution" premiere party. It actually shot several globules of manchowder every 30 seconds onto an illuminated "2007". Despite this display of coming on an abstraction falling well within California's sodomy laws, I still found it unsettling.

Chi Chi LaRue called everyone in the audience a bitch or a whore at least twice, and yet they loved him.

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