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One reason why we like those adorable scamps at Box Magazine so much is because they know how to throw a party: instead of hosting a boring publishing industry bash full of cheap champagne and ennui like so many of the other ones we get invited to, they teamed up this weekend with the folks at NYC's Rififi and the gals of Burning Angel to celebrate the launch of their latest issue for yet another Rated X Panty Party. (You'd think we'd be getting tired of the same theme by now, but guess what? We haven't.)
After the jump, join our eminent colleague and professional penis enthusiast Slut Machine, nightlife photographer extraordinaire Nikola Tamindzic, and video gadfly Nick McGlynn for a look at what went down (and what came off) on East 11th Street on Saturday night. (More pics and outtakes are also on view at Ambrel.net ... if you dare.)
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I'm so sick of only ever seeing tit shots in all this nightlife coverage. I want more peen! So when I agreed to attend the Rated X Panty Party with boob whisperer Nikola—a man who practically has preternatural powers when it comes to getting girls to remove their tops—I knew it was all up to me to get boys to drop trou. I challenged Nikola to some very friendly competition: Boobs vs. Balls. The idea was to see who could get the most members of the opposite sex naked. For me, it turned out to be a hands-on job—I ended up fluffing all of the male participants, giving a whole new meaning to the term "service journalism." I really took one for the team here, since one of the dudes was Smegma City, and my palm smelled like Parmesan cheese after.
I have to say that my task was a bit trickier, since there were plenty of girls willing to bare their breasts, seeing as how the party was co-hosted by Burning Angel, there to debut the trailer for their cinematic masterpiece "Big Boobs Are Cool". But all in all, I didn't do too shabby. I think the final tally was something like 5 to 7, in Nikola's favor, obvs. ('Cause the exhibitionists in the Hot Body Contest didn't count, in my book.) Whatever, it just makes me more determined to be the victor next time. And there will be a next time, if I have anything to say about it.
· Rated X Panty Party @ Rififi, 9/29 (Fleshbot Gallery)
· Box Magazine (box-mag.com)
· Burning Angel (burningangel.com)
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Previously: Rated X Panty Party: "Cum On My Tattoo 3" Premiere, Box Mag's "Summer Of Play": Now With Creative Commons Porn!, BOX Magazine #5: Rated X Panty Party, Rated X Panty Party: The Return
