We wanted to continue the whole summer theme with today's Flesh Flicks, but believe it or not, there are surprisingly few pornstars named after our second (or maybe third) favorite season. Maybe Summer is just too obvious a name for a pornstar, so girls avoid it out of fear of looking unoriginal. It's the same reason we've never actually met a stripper named Crystal. All is not lost, however. After the jump, a selection of girls named Summer try to beat the heat, but sadly only make end up making the humidity problem worse.

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· "Summer's soap bubbles" (XTube)

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· "Summer Cummings black bra" (XTube)

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· "Devyn Devine 38DDD Goes Lesbo With Summer Nite" (XTube)

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· "Summer Rain" (shufuni.com)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Usually we wouldn't dream of posting a video in which a sleeping woman is tied up and then ravaged by some heartless, savage animal. But in this case ... that animal is just soooo cute!. It's not every day that you see a teddy bear take advantage of its owner like this, so we hope that at the very least it will remind women to keep their guard up around suspicious stuffed animals. We suppose this could just be a standard master/slave relationship and what we're seeing is merely a normal roleplaying adventure. (Safe word: Winnie) In either case, we can't help wondering what the age of consent is for miniature stuffed bears.

· Teddy Bear Fucking His Owner!!! (xTube)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks: Teddy Fuckers!, Flesh Flicks Archives

Not many of us would pass by a video with the words "sun umbrella in ass" in the title, but we must caution you that the umbrella in question is not opened up as if it were the favor in some tropical human cocktail drink. (We were disappointed to learn that too, which maybe says more about us than the person who shot it and uploaded it to the web.) Still, once you see which end does goes in—and just how far it goes—your "awws" are sure to into awe. This is a pretty impressive stunt by anyone's measure, and it comes with our standard "do not try this at home" warning label. Let's just say if someone did accidentally open up the umbrella in this position, you wouldn't be going back to the beach for a long, long time.

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· "Gina with sunumbrella in ass" (xTube.com)

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One of the most fascinating and bizarre aspects of the YouTube phenomenon is the rise of certain YouTube "celebrities"—folks who somehow become famous by posting personal videos on the internet. Well, the porno video sites are no exception, as they have also generated a handful of regulars who have followed the same path to web glory. One of the more popular users on xTube is "rashadub," an anonymous young woman who is quite beautiful despite not having a head. To date, she has posted 30 videos of herself—the latest is below—touching and rubbing the neck-down portion of her thin, naked body. You can see how that might make a girl popular in these parts, but it's not too late to join her growing fan club and get her attention. She'll be impressed once she meets Time's "Person of the Year."

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· Outside Shower, via User: rashasdub (xTube)

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And while we're on the topic of porn sharing today, do you really need another video sharing site to keep track of these days as well? Of course not, but a little competition never hurt anybody and even though the new kid on the block, Shufuni, is still in "beta" (aren't we all?) it looks promising. The "sharing" part is a little misleading, since unlike PornoTube, xTube and others you can't embed the videos in your site,. But the quality is decent enough, and there are lesser restrictions on movie length. Time will tell if the site holds up under the pressure—or the crushing weight of bandwidth fees as it grows bigger—but for now there's a nice collection of hardcore porno clips to amuse yourself with. The more the merrier, we always say.  

· Shufuni (shufuni.com)

Previously: Flesh Flicks: Welcome to Haporn, Watchme.com, YouPorn Beta, YuVuTu: Adult Amateur Videos, XTube, PornoTube

We can't quite figure out exactly what it is about this video that grabbed our attention. It's just two anonymous people having sex in a nondescript location, but there's something about the enthusiasm with which she demands to be fucked in the ass: after all, it's rare to see an actual porn actress take on ATMs and facials with such gusto, let alone someone who (probably) isn't being paid for it. In fact, they're both so happy to having sex on camera that it's almost cute ... in a nasty sorta way. That's the beauty of amateur porn—it's not about the money, it's about the joy of fucking. Now go have some fun out there!

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· Amateur couple (xTube)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

After last week's post on the subject gave us a new appreciation for musclebound ladies, we had to share this video of two female bodybuilders giving each other the respect they deserve. Judging by the hairstyles (circa 1987) and the music (circa 1952) this clip seems a bit dated, but since the genre has turned out to be surprisingly thin in content (at least as far as free online video clips are concerned), we aren't going to be too picky about it. We are going to start complaining about mainstream lesbian porn, however, because we now realize it doesn't contain nearly enough of girls carrying other girls around like rag dolls. That's one technique we really need to start seeing more of.

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· "Worshipping Lynn McCrossins' muscular body" (xTube)

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Previously: Body Builder Porn, Flesh Flicks Archives

The handjob is often maligned as the last sexual refuge of the desperately horny, but we think it deserves more credit. Especially when we see such skilled practitioners as this young lady, doing double duty on a couple of unseen gents. A lot of folks aren't coordinated enough to pump one dick up and down, let alone two simultaneously—and work the mouth into the equation as well. That takes real talent, people. So the next time you're on the receiving end of a handy show some appreciation, will ya? After all, you could be stuck doing it yourself.

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· "2 cocks getting sucked and tugged by a cutie" (xTube)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

We hate to pick on amateur pornographers, since it is very kind—and brave—of them to share their sexual exploits with the world. Plus, you know, they're amateurs, which means you can't expect the same level of technical sophistication and wardrobe assistance that you get from your better porn studios. However ... if you are going to dress up like a slutty nurse and fuck your husband for the camera, at least try to get a convincing hat. Sorry to be such nitpickers, but when you watch as much porn as we do it's the little things that matter. Like the timing on this money shot, for example, which in its own goofy way sort of makes up for the lack of costume design. See, we don't have to be so negative all the time!

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· "Wife suckin and fuckin in nurse outfit" (xTube)

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Most women (and drag queens) will tell you that walking around in high heels isn't easy, but if you really want to see some talented feet, then look no further than these practitioners of the fine art of the footjob. It's something that usually gets relegated to the fetish niche part the porn world, but that's mostly because there's so few who have mastered this exciting and potentially dangerous technique: there's a thin line between erotic toe and arch stimulation and a swift kick to the groin due to a sudden muscle spasm, so be careful if you choose to follow the example of the pros in these clips and choose your partner wisely. No shirt, no shoes is the only way to go.

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· Big tits and footjob (xTube)

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· Double Footjob (pornotube.com)

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· Footjob expert (xTube)

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· Footjob Threesome (pornotube.com)

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· Pantyhose Footjob (pornotube.com)

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· Footjob - Pierced Clit (pornotube.com)

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· Amber Michaels Footjob (pornotube.com)

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· Fiorella's POV Footjob (pornotube.com)

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· Emma's Toe Gripping FootJob (xtube.com)

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Boobs: We all love them, and without them we'd be unemployed and you'd have to spend your days playing computer solitaire or—perish the thought!—doing your job. While we appreciate them in all shapes and sizes, today's post featuring preview clips from the delightfully named OhSoBusty.com is specifically about the more well-endowed ones out there. It's a lot of work hauling those big beautiful things around, and we want those ladies who do carry that burden to know that we appreciate it. The world would be a little bit darker without you. Actually, there'd be fewer shadows, but it would still be darker.

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· Busty Tory Lane (xTube)

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· Velicity Von (xTube)

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· Lisa Sparxxx (xTube)

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· Busty Stacy Silver (xtube.com)

· See more @ OhSoBusty.com (paysite previews @ ohsobusty.com)
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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Thousand (if not millions) of sexy photos get posted to the web everyday, and rarely do we stop to think about what it took to bring those images to your screen. Which is probably a good thing, because if you actually had to sit through all those photo shoots you'd get bored real quick. Seeing naked models is cool and all, but when you also have to see the crew walking around in the background, and hear the noise of the equipment, the photographer barking out instructions, and a TV in the distance—and notice the disinterested looks on the girls faces when the cameras aren't snapping—it kind ruins the magic, doesn't it? Then again, you still get to see babes like Jana Cova and Jesse Capelli touching themselves (and each other) in this shoot for Earl Miller, so it's not a total loss.

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· Jana Cova and Jesse Capelli (xTube.com)
· See more: Earl Miller (paysite preview @ earlmiller.com)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Here's something you don't see every day: a dirty amateur video that actually advertises foreplay as a selling point. Instead of the usual "hot slut gets fucked" titles that we see a thousand time a day, this clip takes a more gentlemanly approach. It's not a selfish expression of male dominance, because her pleasure matters, too: the couple featured here doesn't just have sex, they make love. Don't worry, there's still plenty of hot fucking and a horny babe taking a hot load and all that other stuff. It's just done, you know ... nicely.

· Foreplay leads to Love Making with my Girl (xTube)

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There's an old saying: if you can't be with the one you love, then love yourself with anything in the house that happens to vibrate. Whether the batteries die on your Rabbit or your Magic Wand is in the shop, there are always other alternatives that can buzz your little heart out when you're in a pinch. Four out of five dentists even recommend electric toothbrushes for their patients who like to masturbate. For best results, you should do it after every meal—and even in between meals if you've got that much energy.

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· "toothbrush fun" + "more toothbrush fun" (xTube)

· See more @ Extreme Holly (paysite preview @ extremeholly.com)

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Normally we'd complain about the camera work in a clip like this—too far away, not the best angle, etc.—but we'll cut the "director" some slack since he obviously has his hands full with a lot of other gadgets. It's hard enough to keep track of who is tied to what and what toy you're inserting in where when you're wearing a full head mask, never mind trying to operate a video camera at the same time. Still, if you've ever wondered what goes on in the bedroom of that German couple down the hall who you just know is freakier than they let on, it just might look something this. And if you do know a couple like that, maybe you should offer to play cinematographer next time? (By the way, "dildoficken" is totally our new favorite word. Try to use it at least once in conversation every day this week, won't you?)

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· "Dildo fucking - Dildoficken" (xTube)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

The most frustrating thing about hardcore video sharing sites is that most of the clips are less a minute long—many last just ten or fifteen seconds—but occasionally, you do find an actual short film ... and sometimes even a whole start-to-finish sex scene! This particular P.O.V. video clocks in at over ten and a half minutes which makes it like the "Gone With The Wind" of xTube clips. (OK, maybe more like the "Titanic.") Also, all that background noise lets you know that this is a real sex in public clip and not, say, something staged on a porn set made to look like a changing stall at a public pool. So put some popcorn in the microwave and get comfortable. You're in this one for the long haul.

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· Sex in the Changing Room (xTube)

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Today is Repeal Day in the United States—the day on which the 21st Amendment was ratified, ending Prohibition and securing forever our Constitutional right to get absolutely shitfaced. Too bad then that no one we know really celebrates it here; there is, however, a recent movement (at least by alcohol companies) to make it an official national holiday and when we think of all the things we wouldn't have today if alcohol was still illegal in this country, we understand why. No beer commercials! No New Year's Eve parties worth going to! No babes flashing their tits and making out with each other during Mardi Gras! No St. Patrick's Day! No painfully awkward drunken office holiday party hookups! No Lindsay Lohan! Fortunately, our elbow-raising civil liberties are safe for the time being and so on this Repeal Day we honor those whose inebriated antics provide us with so much hilariously horny entertainment. Pour yourself a long cool one and enjoy the inebriated antics after the jump.

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· "When Mary Jane got drunk" (attuworld.com)
· Drunk party girls, Wild party girls, Copenhagen party girls + Mardi Gras girls (phun.org)

· Random hot girls getting drunk in a bar (hornyoyster.com)
· Drunk Nude Girls (TGP galleries @ drunknudegirls.com)

· Drunk Sex Orgy (paysite preview @ drunksexorgy.com)
· Drunk On Cam (drunkoncam.com)

From the Fleshbot archives:

· Lady Liplocks on YouTube
· Britney Spears Upskirt Photos: No, Really
· Tours Gone Wild
· "Cocktail" Magazine Covers

· LastNightsParty: The Book
· Drunk University
· Dirty Wine Labels
· (Save The) Mardi Gras Babes

The title says it all ...

· Titties & Beer (xTube)

And, finally, a more sober look at that the future that wasn't:

· I love Scotch (YouTube - thanks C.)
 

Have you been eating fucking your vegetables? We admit that with all the yummy holiday treats lying around that there hasn't been as much of the green stuff in our diet lately as there should be, and we fully intend to start eating better once the new year rolls around: It's all about maintaining a good balance, and while we do love our sweets, the garden menu can be pretty filling too. It doesn't even matter if you shop organic or not—we like our health, but we're not freaks about or anything. Unlike some people.

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· "Fucked with a cucumber!" (xTube.com)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives Vagetarian Porn

Technology has done a lot of wonderful things for the world of porn, but if this video is the best that we can do when it comes to amateur cell phone smut, we've got a long way to go. It's like the Blair Witch Project of porn—confusing, amateurishly directed and mostly out of focus. We share it as a challenge more than anything, because phone camera technology on the cusp of 2007 has to be more advanced that this. We're calling on amateur pornographers to get out there, make your own clandestine porn videos, and then send us the links. We'd do it ourselves, but our bosses don't allow us to any devices that might enable us to call for help.

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· Me and My Girlfriend(recorded with cellphone) pt1 (XTube)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Did you enjoy your Thanksgiving? Did you have a nice meal at home with the family? Good ... now back to the depravity. It must have been difficult to go a whole day without going online to look for porn, right? Who are you kidding? We know you snuck a quick web surfing session in between servings of pumpkin pie. That's okay—sometimes you need a break from all of that holiday cheer, which is why we figured a sample clip of a five-way interracial gang bang scene would be a nice way to welcome you back. If nothing else, it will help wake you up from that turkey coma you've been stuck in.

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· "Black Gang White Bang" (xTube.com)

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Here's a video that at the very least, should you give something to talk about at the grown-ups table during any lulls in your Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow. Maybe during halftime of one of the football games you can fire up the laptop and discuss why the man in the wheelchair is being sexually humiliated by the always delightful Alana Evans. Actually, we're not sure how being "forced" to have Alana sit on your face would be considered "humiliating," but maybe it's just that silly head bandage that this "slave" finds degrading. Perhaps this is the year that your uncle finally explains what his "alternative lifestyle" is really all about. The holidays are a time for sharing, after all.

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· Gimp Slave - Alana Evans (xTube.com)
· Meanbitches (meanbitches.com)

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Somewhere today, in a nondescript cubicle in some gray corporate office park, a guy is going to get an email forward with the subject line: "FOOTBALL IN PUSSY LOL ROTFLMAO!!!" The guy will be skeptical at first: "How is that possible?" he might mutter. The email came from a trusted source, however (the brother of one of his old frat buddies), so he'll glance around to make sure no co-workers can see his monitor. Then he'll click the link, he'll end up here, and he'll press play on this video. A few seconds later, he'll lean back in his chair, scratch his head, and think to himself, "I'll be gosh-darned—that girl really did have a football in her pussy, even if it looked like a Nerf variety and not a standard pigskin! How about that?" Then on Monday, he'll be fired for inappropriate use of an office computer. Still, he'll realize it was worth it. And we'll have moved on to something else already. Such is the way of the world.

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· "Football in pussy" (xtube.com)

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If you've ever been to New York and feared for your life while in the bowels of the city subway system, it was with good reason: a lot of scary shit goes on down there, as evidenced by this clip of two people passing the time while waiting for what we can only hope was not our train. Yeah, the guy looks a little nervous and chickens out after just a few seconds, and this blowjob video is somehow doubling as a bizarre online personal ad, but that's not the truly frightening part: The dude is smoking on the platform! A clear violation of NYC's stringent ban on indoor tobacco use. Once the cops see this, he is so going to get a ticket.

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· NYC Subway Suck (xTube.com - thanks, Richard!)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

While we're on the subject of merrie olde England today, we're reminded that it's been a while since we first heard about dogging—the British term for fucking in public places and encouraging others to watch, a practice which (regrettably) still doesn't seem to have caught on on this side of the pond. Sure, we have our share of exhibitionists in the US, but there aren't many websites pointing out where the fornicators can be found—nor do they generally allow other spectators to join in the fun. We guess we'll just have to amuse ourselves with these amateur voyeur videos instead while we wonder why we never seem to stumble upon this kind of action whenever we go to the park. At least that would be an incentive to go out and get some fresh air once in awhile.

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· UK Dogging Part 5 (xTube)
· Swinging Heaven > UK Dogging (swingingheaven.co.uk)

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This week's edition of "Open Source Sex"—the San Francisco Chronicle column penned by our Fleshy cohort Violet Blue—looks at the proliferation of adults-only video uploading sites. You know ... the YouTube clones that allow us to bring you things like teddy bear fucking every day of the week. Since the original YouTube decided not to exploit the thousands of webcam videos, homemade jerkoff clips, and XXX movie trailers just waiting to be monetized, there's plenty of competitors willing to give it a shot, with varying degrees of success. We're still waiting to see if any of them can take over the market and become a bona fide web business, but honestly ... as long as we can embed videos of a rubber slave having his nipples tortured by a dominatrix and her cage-dwelling assistant, we don't really care where they come from.

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· Femdoms In Latex And Their Slave (xTube)
· "GooTube's Porn Opportunists" (sfgate.com)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

While foxy boxing is a time-honored sports tradition, we're pretty sure we've never seen a fully padded glove administer a leathery handjob. You also don't see a lot of couples that feel it's necessary to wear headgear while fucking. All we know is, athletic activity can be arousing, but it's got to be hard to undress without the use of your thumbs (and fingerbanging is obviously out of the question.) This special Flesh Flicks two-for unveils a sport you won't see on ESPN, since it involves very little actual boxing ... but probably a fair amount of sore jaws. Among other parts.

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· Erotic mixed boxing (xTube)

· Cumbox (xTube)

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We hear that today is World Vegan Day, and while we could never go 24 hours without some bacon and/or good ol' American cheese (each slice individually wrapped with love), we celebrate the day in spirit through this cucumber-flavored video. Some vegetables just seemed to be designed for insertion duty, and even though the quality of this clip is not the greatest, it helps us understand how some folks manage to live without regular hot beef injections. Just remember to wash up before tossing that salad for dinner.

· Masturbating with vegetables (xTube.com)
· World Vegan Day (worldveganday.org)

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Previously: Vagetarian Porn, Flesh Flicks Archives

Sure, you can't turn on a porn DVD these days with running across a girl/girl scene or four, but has lesbian smut become too much of a cliché? Has sapphic love been done to death, overplayed, and beaten into the ground? Has it become too mainstream to be titillating? Is frottage just not as hip as they used to be? Is it just—dare we say it—not exciting any more? Or is it still as hot as it's ever been and we're just searching for an excuse to post this clip of two girls humping each other into screaming puddles of orgasmic bliss? We'll leave that question to the philosophers. (Bonus points to anyone who can tell us where this clip comes from. We need to do more, uh, research.)

· Lesbian straddling (xTube.com)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Your initial reaction to the first few moments of this video may be along the lines of "What are they doing to that poor rabbit?" Sure, the sight of two barely legal girls fitting their favorite plush toy with a strap-on may be a little disturbing—until you see him sandwiched in the middle of a hardcore threeway and realize he's the luckiest bunny on earth. Only at the end did we discover that he's not alone, and many other stuffed animals are also learning about the ways of the flesh at TeddyFucker.com (not to be confused with Teddy Babes, of course.) We're not naive enough to say see we've seen everything, but we are sure that we don't envy this website's lawyers once the Disney folks get an eyeful of free tour ... even if the Mouse Himself doesn't seem to be complaining.

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· "Young girls are experimenting with toys" (xTube.com)
· TeddyFucker.com (teddyfucker.com)

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Since many of you seemed to enjoy our "squirt or no squirt" debate from last week, we thought we'd wake you up this morning with one last piece of "evidence." The general consensus seems to be that there is something going on down there, with a few commenters swearing that they've seen the real deal in action. Like all good scientists, we only seek the truth and will continue to thoroughly investigate all possibilities. But no matter what we find, it will be tough to top this lady in the categories of distance and power; fake or not, she's packing some serious heat.

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· Power Squirting (xTube)

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Previously: Fleshbot Poll: To Squirt or Not To Squirt?, Flesh Flicks Archives

The good news: There's yet another site in the increasingly crowded field of upload-it-yourself smut video sharing sites—because really, when it comes to things like porn featuring European amateur couples and hot grannies seducing innocent teen virgins, could you ever have too many resources at hand? The bad news: There's no search feature, and the limited selection of videos which have been uploaded so far (the site's still in beta after all) is a bit heavy on things like porn featuring European amateur couples and hot grannies seducing innocent teen virgins—which may not be such a bad thing though if you find yourself getting dizzy by the glut of material on places like Xtube and PornoTube. The worst news: Because of its rather derivative site name and logo, we have a feeling YouPorn isn't going to be around forever. So grab what you can now. (And at least give them credit for not using the word "tube" in the title.)

· YouPorn.com (Lite) - BETA (youporn.com)*

* Another day, another site down due to bandwith issues. Like, bummer.

Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives, YuVuTu: Adult Amateur Videos, Xtube, PornoTube, Veoh View: Canceled?, YouTube Babes, HotTube

Today's Flesh Flicks video pick is for the foot fans out there: granted, not everyone is down with toe sucking, but we think most people can appreciate a nice looking pair of feet, especially when all the extremities are clean and pointed in the right direction. You can probably also appreciate a cute Japanese girl slobbering all over someone else no matter which body part is involved. So even if you think you don't have a foot fetish, you should at least give this video a chance. It wouldn't hurt you to try new things once in awhile, would it?

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· Japanese Foot Love (XTube.com)

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First of all, do not try this at home; we can't be held responsible for what happens to your insurance premiums should you attempt this ever-popular on-road blowjob fantasy scenario while on the highway. We're also not sure that this particular "advice" giver can be completely trusted since she's ignores a cardinal rule of driver safety: try not to make a mess. In other words, maybe you should just watch this video instead of acting out the scene on your own. After all, that's why we invented porn in the first place.

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"How to give a Blowjob in a Car" (XTube.com)

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