By Dashiell Bennett, 12:42 PM on Tue Jul 24 2007, 9,274 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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If you've been the parent of an impressionable teenager during the last twenty years or so, you probably let TV and video games do the bulk of child rearing for you. And why not? All the best life lessons can be found in that magical little box. Yet, somehow even us latchkey kids missed out the chance to get reproductive anatomy lessons from a pair of Italian plumbers. This unreleased "demo" from the archives of Nintendo Power (or clever comedy remix from some bored guys on YouTube) finds the world-famous Mario and Luigi teaching an overzealous fanboy about the glories of his changing body and how to play it safe in the sack. We gotta say that for a pair of Old World corporate mascots, they do seem pretty enlightened about the whole sexual revolution thing.

· The Lost Nintendo Sex Ed. Tape (YouTube, via adverblog.com + shakewellbeforeuse.com

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Previously: Sticky Joystick: Ten Sexy Japanese Video Games You Might Have Missed, The Wiibrator, Return of the Nerdcore Babes, Nintendo Revolution Sex Toy?