Nice Nipples Aren't Just Skin Deep

You can tell yourself she's just blushing really hard, but sooner or later you'll start seeing the skinless Lanvin model in your dreams. The worst part? She's still pretty hot. (copyranter.blogspot.com)

'Tis The Season: Vice Explores Icelandic Elf Sex

Is there anything that says Christmas quite like sex with elves? Vice thinks not—and we're inclined to agree. (vbs.tv)

The 1 Contest Makes The Dreams Of Naked Girls Come True

Are you a beautiful woman who's dying to become an actress, musician, pro-wrestler, or what have you...but just don't know how to break into the biz? The 1 Contest is here to help (as long as you'll get naked). More »

Nerve Picks The Top Porn Parodies Of 2009 (Mostly)

Nerve's got their picks for top ten porn parodies of 2009. It's a pretty solid list...provided you can overlook the fact that almost half the titles came out before this year. (nerve.com)

Internet Archaeology Unearths Ancient Adult Advertising

The brilliant scholars of Internet Archaeology put together a collection of pornographic images from the early days of the world wide web. Let's boot up the modem, double-click Netscape Navigator, and wait an hour for the porn to load! More »

Engage In Intercourse With The Oral Sex Phone

Let's be honest with ourselves: the only thing classier than talking into a vagina is talking into a vagina "superbly sculptured by a European artist." More »

Porn Negative Space: Porn, Minus The Porn

If you take the porn out of porn, what are you left with? Porn Negative Space crops and edits porn clips to remove any trace of naughty action, in an effort to see what remains. More »

We're Taking A Lunch Break

In our underwear. In the woods. And did we mention the aforementioned underwear is made with organic ingredients? More »

Fisting: You're Doing It Wrong

Uh, we're not trying to tell you how to do your job or anything, but, uh... wow. That is not what we meant. Good hustle, though! More »

Damn Girl, You Got One Fine Art Collection

Maybe you need to "justify" your porn viewing habits with a "legitimate reason" for looking at naked girls. Here's one: they pose nude in front of famous artwork. More »

Knee-licking: The Hot New Thing From Loewe

Oh you never licked a knee before? Step your game up. More »

Vice Gets Naughty In The Copy Room

We've all been tempted to use the office copy machine for, ahem, non-work related purposes. In their latest fashion spread, Vice put balls to the wall glass plate and actually had models photocopying their naughty bits. More »

This Ad Really Speaks To Us

Close your eyes, and try to think of the two greatest things ever. Okay, open your eyes. You were thinking about sausage and breasts, right? We thought so—and that makes you the target audience for this Slovenian ad. More »

Marge Simpson: Perpetually Pushing 40 With Perky Boobs

Have you ever wondered what Marge Simpson's nipples look like? We haven't. And yet now we know. More »

The Pants That Drive The Ladies Wild

Apparently, the pants advertised in this commercial are so sexy that your ladyfriend will be overcome with lust at the sight of them—and should you get the least bit distracted, the pants might just take your place. More »

Too Hot For Disney: Ho White And The Seven Dwarves

We sure hope the Jamieson's Beer people have sold some beer, because Disney now wants their heart cut out and put in a box. More »

Swag Of The Moment: Hustler's Sarah Palin Parody Mask

We received our screener packet for "You're Nailin' Palin" today. Included in the mix? A "parody mask" of Lisa "Sarah Palin" Ann, to be worn by the special someone you wish to pretend is Lisa Ann (or Sarah Palin). More »

The Secret Barbie-Lives Of Humans?

Some people enjoy using their Barbies to imitate adult situations, and some prefer using their bodies to imitate Barbies. Icon worship comes in many forms. More »

The Secret Sapphic Life Of Barbie

In our childhood, we often used our Barbie dolls to channel some of our still forming, and poorly understood, sexual urges (yes, we totally put Ken on top of Barbie and rubbed them together). More »

What Will Bart And Lisa Think?

In celebration of the 20th anniversary of "The Simpsons," Marge Simpson will appear nude on the cover of November's Playboy—and in a three page spread inside the magazine, too. More »

Rammstein Goes Hardcore With "Pussy"'s Porno Music Video

Of all the things that shocked us about the very hardcore video for Rammstein's newest release, "Pussy," perhaps the most shocking of all was that Rammstein is still together and releasing songs. More »

Giant Soapy Breasts Somehow Advertise Arts Festival

Why, hello there, you giant soapy breasts, you. You know, just looking at you is giving us a hankering for a ticket to Slovenia's 28th Graphic Arts Biennial...wait, that's what you're advertising, too? You really know your audience, don't you. More »

Stormy Daniels' Wild Weekend

Over the course of a long weekend, Stormy Daniels' chances to be taken seriously as a U.S. Senator from Louisiana got a whole lot better. And sex with a citizen of a former occupying country was the least of it. More »

MILFs Meld With Teens In Apocalyptic New Porn Title

Coming July 29: Vivid's "I Was a Teenage MILF." Coming July 30: Armaggedon. (Hey, that's what happens when you bend porn genres beyond all possible recognition.) (avn.com)

Porn For The Deaf Giantess Fetishist (Yes, It Exists)

We know about porn for the blind—but what about porn for the deaf? More specifically, what about porn for the deaf giantess fetishist with a love of CGI? As with all things, it's somewhere on the internet. More »

Ancilla Tilia Dances Her Way Into Our Hearts (And Brings An Environmental Message With Her)

Once again, we have a video that starts of super sexy...and then, somewhere along the way, goes horribly wrong. Take our advice: enjoy Ancilla Tilia's dance until the weird man shows up. Then just peace out. More »

College Rivalries: National American University Vs. Naughty America University

File under "Lamest Lawsuit Ever": National American University is suing Naughty America, claiming that the site Naughty America University (not Naughty American University, as USA Today incorrectly reports) infringes on trademarks and is potentially confusing. Because we totally thought the orgies were happening at National American. (usatoday.com, thumbnail)

Oxfam (Sort Of) Uses Sex To Sell Environmental Message

If we were you, we would watch about the first thirty-eight seconds of this Oxfam commercial, pause it, and then watch the first thirty-eight seconds again. Trust us, the last twenty-two seconds...well, they're a lot less pleasant than that first thirty-eight. More »

Playboy Puts Down The Martini And Picks Up A Quiznos Sub

In what is apparently a sign of the times, Playboy has decided to have its models shill for Quiznos. Yes, Quiznos. More »

Road Signs Used To Illustrate Sexy Story

On a recent trip to Canada, we amused ourselves by trying to figure out what the foreign road signs signified. This interpretation of road signs is far, far more amusing than ours was. (jalopnik.com)

Jumbo Grab Bag: Amateur Porn, Bag Included

For the most part, Jumbo Grab Bag is just like any other run-of-the-mill amateur porn site. Except for the fact that all the models have brown paper bags on their heads. More »

Man Charged With "Hacking" For Using Adult Site At Work

Richard Wolf logged on to AdultFriendFinder while at work, and—in the tradition of AFF users—uploaded naked pictures of himself to the site. As a result, he's been he's been convicted of hacking—a felony charge. More »

Brush Up On Your Trivia With Your Favorite Pornstars

If you're like us, you find that learning is way more exciting in the presence of beautiful women—and you'll probably enjoy "Random facts from female pornstars," which pairs trivia with photos of...female pornstars. More »

Joanna Angel Is A Woman Of Her Word

About a year ago, Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel went on the Jason Ellis show and—by ways of whatever—promised she would film herself getting banged in the ass and screaming "Red dragons!" More »

This Is The Greatest And Best Porn In The World.... Tribute

We're not going to lie to you: there's a lot of bad amateur porn out there. But there's also a lot of amazing, inspired amateur porn out there. This clip falls in the latter category. More »

PornStarTweet To Make A Porn

Hey, if a blog can make a porno movie, why not Twitter? NaughtyTweet—PornStarTweet's parent company—has teamed up with Immoral Productions to make some sort of Twitter-themed movie, exclusively starring tweeting pornstars. More »

Heavy Petting: Pets In Porn

Amateur porn can be all the more erotic because it's, well, real. But sometimes things get a little too real—like when the action's interrupted by a ringing phone, or a pet walks into the picture. More »

But What About The Facials?

In a move that, well, we're mildly confused by, the Oregon House has passed a bill making it illegal to douse someone with semen, categorizing the act as a second degree sex abuse crime. More »