· Jane Magazine deserves total props for its Guide to Breast Health and accompanying reader boob blog. No faces, but still ... real boobs! (janemag.com)

· Pamela Anderson's kids are embarrassed by her. Er, embarrassed by her naked pictures, we mean. It was an easy mistake. (stuff.co.nz)

· Playboy's stock price jumps after announcing a nice first quarter profit. Take that, everyone who made fun them! Oh, wait ... that's us. (marketwatch.com)

· We can only describe this strip club commercial in one word: classy. (13gb.com)

· The island of Cyprus has banned a vibrating sex toy—not because they're a bunch of prudes, but because the electronic signals could disrupt the army's radio frequencies. How humiliating would it be to be conquered by an invasion of vibrators? (wired.com)

· News flash: Born-again media mogul Rupert Murdoch doesn't care that his company profits from porn. You don't think he's just in it for the money, do you? (xbiz.com)

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