· Now we know why Tom Cruise was so eager for David and Victoria Beckham to move to L.A. Clearly, the city needed more upskirts. (taxidrivermovie.com)

· Looks like Eva Longoria has managed to grab our attention yet again. Unfortunately, we have ADD so if she's got something say she better say it quick. (toxicmagazine.com)

· Russians aren't really that bad at driving, they just can't stop having sex while they're behind the wheel. If wasn't for that, their roads would be perfectly safe. (theregister.co.uk)

· First it was English tutors, now it's baristas who are sexing it up to get more business. Those folks in Seattle really do take their coffee seriously. (seattletimes.nwsource.com)

· Moving from Manhattan to Prospect Heights, Brooklyn will save you money on rent and you'll also be more likely to see your neighbor's penis. So how can you lose? (Gawker)

· A burglar breaks into a home in State College, Pennsylvania, and all he steals is pay-per-view porn. We think that's what they call a victimless crime. (wgal.com)

* * * * *

Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

Contact information for this author is not available.