· Who would you rather see in a bikini: Uma Thurman or Courtney Love? Choose wisely: how well you sleep tonight may depend on it. (egotastic.com + hollywoodtuna.com)

· Celebrities ... their dates buy Magnum condoms even though they don't really need them. Just like us! (Gawker)

· Not surprisingly, the Chinese government is also not a fan of the porn. Those guys will censor anything. (xbiz.com)

· Yeah, what is "buck phone sex"? And is it really worth ten dollars? (copyranter.blogspot.com)

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