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· We are fairly certain that this shot of a boob-baring Christina Aguilera being groped by someone in a Donald Duck costume making the rounds this week is a Photoshop job. Then again, considering what goes on at Disney theme parks these days, we suppose anything's possible. (break.com - thanks Paul)
· If you've got a camera (or even just something that looks like a camera), you've got a great Halloween costume and a license to see lots of boobies tonight. Just add a couple dozen really drunk girls and a good lawyer and you're all set! (clubplanet.com)
· Halloween apparently makes people in Washington very, very horny. Sort of like the way we feel the other 364 days of the year. (Wonkette)
· Apparently, millions of Americans are addicted to sex and it's all our the internet's fault. You're welcome. (Then again, porn still prevents rape, so maybe everything works out even in the end.) (eastbayexpress.com)
· Alessandra Ambrosio will see you now. We don't know her that well, but she seems like such a nice girl. (doubleviking.com)
· New Yorkers can now buy feather ticklers, vibrators, and flavored condoms at their local Duane Reade drug stores. Now do you see why it's called the best city in the world? (nypost.com)
· Online success story Danni.com gets bought by Penthouse, but will (hopefully) continue to provide bare breasts to the world. It's a heartwarming story, isn't it? (avn.com)
· Finally, you have a couple more hours to email your friends these sexy Halloween e-cards from Hegre—provided you aren't as sick of Halloween smut as we are right now. Or just save 'em and wait 'til next year, by which point your appetite for hot naked chicks wearing pointed witch hats will be renewed. (hegre-art.com, via Tiny Nibbles)
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