· Kirsten Dunst needs help applying sunscreen ... to her breasts. Too bad the position's already been filled. (hollywoodtuna.com)

· One of the nation's oldest nudist camps is closing after more than 70 years in the business. After a certain age, even profits start to sag. (latimes.com)

· Speaking of nudists, there's a reason why their resorts tend to flourish in places like Southern California, and not, say, Maine in the middle of winter. That's what called a "hostile environment." (upi.com)

· In the Netherlands, however, the first "Naked Sunday" was a smashing success at Fitworld gym. We wonder if muscles were the only thing bulging that day? (iht.com)

· We can finally reveal the real reason why they invented sunglasses. The world must remain safe for ogling babes. (haha.nu, via Boing Boing)

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