· Jenna Loves Hillary ... and you don't even have to go to hell to see it all happen! (justhillary.com)

· Gawker has more from the Cooch Party about how and where New Yorkers like to get busy. Apparently the only boundary is, like, Westchester County. (Gawker)

· Penthouse Pet turned real estate mogul turned high-class madam Lisa Ann Taylor turns featured strip club dancer to keep busy. Hey, a girl's gotta make a living (and pay all those legal bills). (accessatlanta.com)

· A new documentary shows a man contemplating the futility of life ... with a small penis. The world is what you make of it even if you can't make as much of it as you'd like. (smh.com.au)

· This website demands to know which celebrity has the best butt. We await the answer with bated breath. (javno.com)

· Some states in India don't like the way sex education is carried out, so they're just getting rid of it completely. If you don't teach them, they'll never figure out how to do it, right? (msnbc.msn.com)

· This just in: Sex appeal is an important part of success for female singers. The singing? Not so much. (forbes.com)

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