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· You might be shocked to learn this, but "Obama Girl" Amber Lee Ettinger once posed for Maxim magazine. That doesn't sound like her style, does it? (maximonline.com)

· Ugandan police claim that 90% of 911 emergency calls are just lonely women looking for sex. We think about 100% of Ugandan police officers must think pretty highly of themselves. (monitor.co.ug)

· Just a reminder, "Put it on my tab" doesn't work when it comes to ordering lap dances. Especially when you don't pay the tab after eight of them. (gazetteonline.com)

· You may think you're anonymous on the internet, but the law may say differently, so watch your mouths, you dirty sonsabitches. (xbiz.com)

· Circumcision rates in the U.S. are dropping, which means you might be seeing even more skin than you're used to in the next generation of pornstars. If you can stop looking at the chicks for more than five seconds that is. (ap.org + Gawker)

· Sexy roadside ads are major traffic hazards in Greece and one man is out to put a stop to them. But then how will they recognize the most popular underwear models when they meet them? (sky.com)

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