· How would you describe the taste of vagina? Do they make a chocolate chip cookie dough flavor? (metafilter.com, via Gawker)

· Meanwhile, the New York Times' Frank Bruni discovers that the Penthouse Executive Club (yes, that Penthouse) serves up some of the best steaks in NYC ... along with Buttery Nipples and a nice big helping of cheesecake on the side. (nytimes.com)

· Maybe this blogger is right and all British babe Nikkala Stott needs is a good sex scandal to grab some attention. Or she can just continue being this hot. (latenightpictures.com)

· Do you think Nikkala qualifies as a celebrity? Because she and any other mildly famous people could make a cool $5,000 just by selling their own sex tapes. It's easier than hawking used furniture on eBay! (avn.com)

· Did you know there was such a thing as pornigami? (You would have if you'd been paying attention.) It sounds like a lot of fun, but that's a nasty way to get a paper cut. (villagevoice.com)

· Speaking of sex scandals, you'd think a book called "Secrets of a Hollywood Super Madam", would bring down bigger names than Tommy Lasorda. As baseball fans we love the guy, but no one wants to think about him having sex. (latimes.com + sportsbybrooks.com)

· The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Party was a smashing success ... except for the whole hepatitis A thing. That kinda takes away from all the hot models. (abcnews.go.com)

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