· A new survey says British women have the biggest breasts in Europe to which we respond, "Umm ... duh." (thesun.co.uk)

· If you're still not convinced, here's Michelle Marsh, or as we like to call her, Exhibit A. (celebpixx.blogspot.com)

· Speaking of big knockers, we hope the debate about stem cell research will finally come to an end now that doctors have found a way to use them to make boobs bigger. Scientific progress wins again! (bbc.co.uk)

· A fancy sport cars might mask your, uh ... shortcomings, but a penis pump works even better and they're much cheaper on eBay. (Jalopnik)

· We know this was a long time ago, but remember that teacher who moonlighted as a member of the mythical U.S.A. National Bikini Team? Yeah, she's in Playboy this month. Her students will certainly get an education out of it. (wftv.com)

· And speaking of Playboy, we salute their marketing department who designed this marketing supplement in their latest issue for recognizing the fact that reading and volunteering in one's community are important things—as are magnificant tits. Maybe people really do read it for the articles! (Thanks H!)

· Still looking for something fun to do with your Valentine's Day date? How about a romantic tour of zoo animals doing it? (ap.org)

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