By Dashiell Bennett, 9:40 PM on Mon Apr 16 2007, 8,396 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

Copy this whole post to another site

Slurp cancel

select site advertising consumerist deadspin defamer fleshbot gay fleshbot gawker gizmodo idolator io9 jalopnik jezebel kotaku lifehacker valleywag artists gawkershop

· Gemma Atkinson is dressed up like a Pussycat Doll for some reason. Keep looking and eventually you might figure out why. (gorillamask.net)

· Celebrity auction fans can buy nude photos of Kate Moss for around $40,000. Or they can just search through our archives and download them for free like a normal person. (washingtonpost.com)

· Big boobed megasite Danni.com is getting rid of DRM on all its member videos, so now when try to get them off a file sharing site you won't have to bother with finding files that have already been cracked. (sugarbank.com)

· Eva Longoria hasn't been in the news much lately, so she confessed to newspapers that she likes to be tied up in bed. Hey, that worked! (thesun.co.uk)

· A couple dozen girls in Louisiana were turned away from their high school prom due to excess cleavage. Isn't that what prom night is for? (nola.com)

· A report shows that abstinence-only sex education doesn't work any better than regular education, but that isn't bothering the federal government. After all, it's not like it's their money that's being wasted. (sciam.com)

* * * * *

Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives