· Gemma Atkinson is dressed up like a Pussycat Doll for some reason. Keep looking and eventually you might figure out why. (gorillamask.net)

· Celebrity auction fans can buy nude photos of Kate Moss for around $40,000. Or they can just search through our archives and download them for free like a normal person. (washingtonpost.com)

· Big boobed megasite Danni.com is getting rid of DRM on all its member videos, so now when try to get them off a file sharing site you won't have to bother with finding files that have already been cracked. (sugarbank.com)

· Eva Longoria hasn't been in the news much lately, so she confessed to newspapers that she likes to be tied up in bed. Hey, that worked! (thesun.co.uk)

· A couple dozen girls in Louisiana were turned away from their high school prom due to excess cleavage. Isn't that what prom night is for? (nola.com)

· A report shows that abstinence-only sex education doesn't work any better than regular education, but that isn't bothering the federal government. After all, it's not like it's their money that's being wasted. (sciam.com)

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