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· Kate Bosworth has been showing up in bikini pictures lately, like it's her job. Wait, what is her job again? (egotastic.com)

· David Bowie plans to turn New York City into a giant burlesque house and we welcome our new Martian spider overlords. (observer.com, via Gawker)

· German tax inspectors go after the only sector of the economy that never goes into recession. It's not the world's oldest profession for nothing. (timesonline.co.uk)

· Hiring strippers for a birthday party is usually a can't miss proposition, unless it's for your son's sweet 16th. Maybe a bike would have been a better present. (mg.co.za)

· Palestine, Arkansas, draws up plans to ban the sale of all pornography within city limits. Says the city lawyer: "I'm not sure that it is constitutional, but you must start somewhere." That makes almost as much sense as that completely unrelated picture of a guy building a fence. (thnews.com)

· Remember, guns don't kill people ... .22-calibre dildo rifles kill people. (edmontonsun.com)

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