· It's good a thing Britney doesn't live in Iran, where not starring in a fake sex tape is still a punishable offense. Luckily, even the Ayatollah thinks dumping K-Fed was the right move. (reuters.com)

· At least someone made out okay from the whole Britney Sex Tape That Wasn't brouhaha: PornoTube, which somehow stayed in business yesterday despite the deluge in traffic. P.S. You're welcome. (adultfyi.com)

· UK model-cum-tabloid fixture Jodie Marsh is apparently still having trouble dressing herself, but at least she managed to put on underwear this time. Baby steps, Jodie. (taxidrivermovie.com)

· Gawker informs us that professional groupie-turned-author Karrine "SuperHead" Steffans has struck a deal to write two more books about her life in sex. Well, there's a reason they don't call her "Kind of Average Head." (Gawker)

· Sex workers lobby for anti-discrimination laws in Australia. If you're going to pay them for sex, the least you could do is be fair to them afterward. (abc.net.au)

· Apple is not thrilled by the rise of vibrators with names that rhyme with "pod." Well, come up with your own insertable, shaking MP3 player then and we'll talk. (mainichi-msn.co.jp, via wired.com)

* * * * *

Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

Contact information for this author is not available.