· Yes, it's a Natalie Portman side boob! If it wasn't Monday, we'd be prepared to call it a week. (egotastic.com)

· In a related story, here's half of Maggie Gyllenhaal's milk-swollen ta-ta. Unfortunately, there seems to be a small creature attached to it. (Gawker)

· Great, another reason to worry about getting older: "You turn 50 and it's like all the breasts in the world know that you're 50 ... You are invisible to them." ("Naked" by Rachel Dretzin @ nytimesshorts.feedroom.com)

· Loyal Chinese citizens have ratted out dutifully reported over 13,000 websites since their government announced a crackdown on internet porn. Now that's a People's Republic. (chinadaily.com.cn)

· Maybe Kristine Lefebvre can use her business sense to save Playboy's stock price. You know ... after she puts her suit back on. (money.cnn.com)

· The Wall Street Journal proposes raising the minimum pornstar age to 21. But then who will star in our hot and horny teenage action? (opinionjournal.com)

· No debate about gun control is complete without pictures of naked chicks holding firearms. It's a First and Second Amendment double team! (wonderwinds.com)

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