· So what exactly is on sale in this American Apparel ad, the model or the clothes? In their world, we guess it doesn't matter. (copyranter.blogspot.com)

· Ladies, just because your boyfriend is bad in bed that's no reason to stab him. Besides, wouldn't staring in your own porn series be much more humiliating? (upi.com)

· Scores West in New York City gets its liquor license revoked due to the whole strippers-selling-sex thing. There's still a two-drink minimum, but a glass of water now costs $17.50. (therealestate.observer.com)

· Sending your friends text messages about goat porn is hi-larious ... unless you're running for Parliament in Australia. Then it's more like career suicide. (news.com.au)

· Companies are doing everything they can to keep employees off, uh ... "unproductive" websites, but most workers are "less afraid of getting caught there than at home by their wives." Maybe they shouldn't have married IT administrators. (kansascity.com)

· MySpace.com: Where Tila Tequila has 1.7 million friends, but a mom gets booted for posting breast-feeding pictures. All is right with the world. (Idolator + kirotv.com)

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