· Just when we thought the media was out of angles on the Britney crotch story, this gem comes along to thoroughly gross us out: "Like every other woman, they've got a certain amount of discharge and they are hanging around with other people." Please, make it stop. (jam.canoe.ca)

· Here's a top ten list we never thought we'd see: the Top 10 naked people visible from space. Whatever we're spending on spy satellites, it's money well invested. (googlesightseeing.com)

· Note to Apple: Next time you're selling a refurbished laptop, make sure you wipe all the porn off it first. (Unless you're selling it to us; considering the size of our collection already, a few more gigs won't make a difference.) (Consumerist)

· We gave you the Disney girls, now check out the most buxom babes from Marvel comics. All these drawings are making our wrists hurt. (bamkapow.com)

· Michelle Marsh and friend join the Mile High Club. (Sorta.) It's almost enough to get us over our fear of flying. (dailyniner.com)

· Thirty-one percent of Canadians say that they've had sex with their socks on. They didn't say what part of the body the sock was on, though. (thestar.com)

· A new law pretty much guarantees that if you ever get sued, everything on your computer is fair game for a subpoena. Start practicing your "I was just looking for a website about clowns" excuses now. (xbiz.com)

· German sex educators are working on developing a spray-on condom. If they can somehow combine it with a spray-on tan, then they'd really have something. (reuters.co.uk)

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