· The silver lining to all this Britney Spears exposure is that she can finally get some honest advice about how to choose a proper bra. Finally, someone to set this girl straight. (knickersblog.com)

· Eva Longoria's ass is in the eye of the beholder. Guess we'll just have to agree to disagree. (egotastic.com+ hollywoodtuna.com)

· Oh noes!!1! Social networking sites may soon over take porn as the most popular places on the web. We hope Gawker Media has a new blog for that too. (thechronicleherald.ca)

· If you took a taxi in San Diego recently and your cabbie was not wearing pants, look on the bright side—unlike some other cities a cabbie not wearing pants is still news in San Diego. (10news.com)

· Mike and Mandy's latest ladyboy gallery caters to all sides our reader demographic ... or at least those into chicks with boy parts. (mikeyandmandy.com)

· How do pornstars sell their houses? Very easily. (upi.com)

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