· ABC News does some hardcore investigative journalism and finds out that some pornstars are popular outside of porn! We might have to give these "Jenna Jameson" and "Belladonna" characters a closer look. (abcnews.go.com)

· Here are some helpful pointers for shooting your own homemade smut. The most important tip: Always have sex with beautiful people. (uwaterloo.ca)

· Reno, Nevada, piles on Joe Francis and indicts him for tax evasion, even though he's already in jail in Florida. It's almost as though people don't like him. (lasvegassun.com)

· Angry letters to student newspapers make us smile. Why don't they have a "best pair of breasts of the week" award anyway? (purdueexponent.com)

· UK drinkers can no longer buy a Belgian beer with sorta naked girls on the bottle. Getting piss drunk and hitting on real girls is still allowed, of course. (abc.net.au + drinksint.com)

· Two college swimmers got kicked off their team for streaking, even though they were wearing only slightly less clothing than normal. You want them to move fast, don't you? (thestate.com, via Deadspin)

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