· Breann McGregor is Playboy's Cybergirl of the Year. Bet you wish you could put that on your resume. The title, not the girl. (z0d.com)

· Speaking of which, what does it take for a famous athlete to get banned from the Playboy Mansion? Our guess is illegal use of the Heisman. (Deadspin)

· According to CNN, Adult Friend Finder makes $200 million a year in revenue and is one of the 100 most popular sites on the web. Does that mean hot babes in our area really do want to fuck? (money.cnn.com)

· India allows adult TV programs at night, but bans a fashion program with semi-naked models. Maybe they just should stick to internet porn like the rest of us. (xbiz.com + asiamedia.ucla.edu)

· Why would the Southern Baptist Convention turn down applicants for international missions because they looked at porn? It's the universal language! (christianpost.com)

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