· If you've been hearing all this talk this week about that hot girl-on-girl catfight action between Paris Hilton and Shanna Moakler and wondering, "Who the hell is Shanna Moakler?" (no, we don't watch "Dancing With The Stars" either)—well, here's your answer. Old Playmates never die, they just beat up skinny socialites. (Defamer + toxicmagazine.com)

· What kind of sick freak collects pictures of pornstars with their clothes on? We'll link to it, but we don't have to like it. Perverts. (hornyoyster.com)

· We've posted stuff for the tech geeks and game freaks earlier today; now "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" fans can get their jollies from these Mercedes McNab pictures in Playboy. No offense, but we think we've exceeded our nerd quotient for the day. (wwtdd.com)

· A group that's trying to stop an adult store from opening in Massachusetts has to be reminded that you have to be a charity in order to ask people for money. Nice try, though. (thebostonchannel.com + avn.com)

· The new fashion trend sweeping Paris is ridiculous hats that distract people from the fact that you aren't actually wearing clothes. Or maybe it's taking your clothes off to distract people from your ridiculous hat. (Gawker)

· A politician tries to smear his opponent by making him look like Hugh Hefner to remind people the guy was endorsed by Larry Flynt (which he wasn't.) Do you really want a Congressman who can't tell his porn publishers apart? (wftv.com)

· Speaking of politicians, the indefatigable Marey Carey will do just about anything to garner publicity for her campaign to become governer of California—including (shudder) attend the premiere of a Robin Williams movie. You'll never see Hillary Clinton doing stuff like that. (Defamer)

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