· In case you were wondering, the naked babe who is not Elin "Mrs. Tiger Woods" Nordegren but who's still causing a bunch of fuss this week is actually Playboy model Kim Hiott. She also really needs to fire her press agent. (tabloidbaby.blogspot.com + tabloidrabies.blogspot.com)

· Not that we can read a lick of Portuguese, but apparently according to this article Daniela Cicarelli is going to sue the pants off everyone who published that sexy beach footage we posted about yesterday. Hey, don't look at us—we're just "reporting". (oglobo.globo.com - thanks TM)

· That military coup in Bangkok this week has shaken Thailand to its very core ... except for the sex industry, which couldn't care less. (yahoo.com)

· A new show is about to debut in the UK called "Masturbation for Girls," featuring an " orgasm coach" who teaches ladies how to take care of themselves. Somebody gets us a plane ticket or a really big satellite dish! (dailymail.co.uk)

· Resident Fleshbot gal Friday Violet Blue gets pwned at a series of San Francisco bus stops by way of some guerilla promotion for her SFGate.com sex column debut. We thought those photos looked familiar ... (tinynibbles.com)

· First it was the alphabet, now it's naughty nursery rhymes. We never though we'd say this, but won't someone stop thinking of the children! (boston.com)

· A man in Seattle gets $500,000 after the city denied him the permits to open a strip club. So what will he spend the money on? Strippers, of course. (seattletimes.nwsource.com, via avn.com)

· We talk a lot about how porn is all mainstream and everything, but honestly, we don't see Peter North doing a TV ad for Doritos anytime soon. (cineblog.it)

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