· We're still not really sure what Vanessa Minnillo is famous for, but these snaps in the October Maxim are starting to make the picture a little clearer. (maximonline.com)

· More campus newspaper hijinks: "College is a Waste of Time, Money, and Lots of Sperm." Well, at least you learned something. (explodingunicorn.blogspot.com)

· Running out of major corporations to steal girls from, Playboy.com puts the call out for Victoria's Secret employees. Because their models are soooo ugly. (prnewswire.com)

· Karima Adebibe is the new real-life stand-in for cyberbabe Lara Croft. Enjoy these photos now, because you'll probably never hear from her again. (gamewad.com)

· Fresh off the success of Seattle's "HUMP!" festival, adult store Good Vibrations in San Francisco will stage its own amateur erotic film contest. Someday, we really will all be in porn. (goodvibes.com, via xbiz.com)

· So what exactly do you see when your life flashes before your eyes? Well, if you're a guy (or a certain female) of any age ... probably lots and lots of boobies. (flash video @ courir.tv, via adrants.com)

· A case to determine the constitutionality of Missouri's ban on nude dancing goes to the state supreme court. You know, if the Founding Fathers had just put the phrase "lap dances" into the First Amendment that would have solved a lot of our problems. (kansascity.com)

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