· If you're in London this weekend, you can actually see the pornstar finalists from Fox's "My Bare Lady" make their live theater debuts. We don't remember "The Cherry Orchard" having a lesbian three-way, but we never were much for the classics. (xbiz.com)

· Gang members in Colombia are facing a ultimatum from their wives and girlfriends: stop fighting or go without sex. But if they can't prove how tough they are, how are they ever going to get chicks? (guardian.co.uk)

· Canadians would rather talk to friends about how much money they make than who they're sleeping with. That's probably because they want to make sure to sleep with someone who is rich. (canada.com)

· A British naval chaplain is claiming sexual harassment against the UK Navy after being told that porn on board navy warships was "a fact of life". Wait ... it's not? (BBC)

· By the way, it's still okay to blame porn for all your failed relationships. It gets blamed for everything else, so what difference does it make? (kaleo.org)

· Finally, there are few conflicts in this world that we think can't be resolved by a good old fasioned pillow fight—especially if said conflict involves adorably accented Brazilian babes in bikinis. Need proof? See for yourself. (yourdirtymind.com)

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