· See Playboy girl Cynthia Lea as photographed by Lil Jon & The Eastside Boyz. We're definitely feeling something, but we wouldn't exactly call it "crunk." (fuckingmotherfucker.com)

· Do you need a mouse pad with a little more ... support? Carpel tunnel syndrome never felt so good. (slashgear.com)

· Fleshbot travel tip #14: When visiting New Zealand, concentrate on the South Island. When in doubt, go where the boobs are bigger. (stuff.co.nz)

· Book 22 is an adult novelty store geared specifically toward (married) Christians. Despite our suspicions, their only product is not a picture of Jesus wagging his finger at you. (book22.com, via wired.com)

· If you thought the TSA screeners at LAX were thorough, get a load of these guys. Talk about unreasonable searches. (artnet.com, via sexblo.gs)

· Condoms: Not just for wearing on the penis anymore. (reuters.com)

· The Sydney Morning Herald has a nice post featuring links to several of the best places to find sexual information on the web, but we have to say we're disappointed by one glaring omission. (smh.com.au)

· Finally, Hulk Hogan ain't got nothing on Melissa Dettwiller. She gives "milkshake" a whole new meaning. (drunkenstepfather.com)

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