By Dashiell Bennett, 9:58 AM on Sat Jul 14 2007, 10,626 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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A look back at our week that was ...

· It doesn't help to be given a glimpse of what our lives could have been.
· Cruising for sex in public places can be fun and liberating, but you should bring some bail money with you just to be safe.
· But don't worry about your dalliance getting caught on tape? Because it definitely will be.
· Dana DeArmond would like to share her life with you ... all of it..
· Fixing your public image has never been easier. Thank you, Playboy!
· Disability? What disability?
· Hardcore spanking is not for the weak, but even pros need a little recovery time.
· Some days there's only one phrase that can accurately sum up what it's like to do this job: WTF?
· You can teach an old dick new tricks.
· Remember, there are roughly 13,000 porn movies released every year and you really do not need to watch all of them.