In which we look back at the week that was ...

· Next time you want to stick something in your ass, be sure to clear it with Tristan Taormino first.
· So apparently there's this site called "MySpace" that all the kids are talking about and which has nothing whatsoever to do with this all-girl masturbation movie of the same name. Maybe you've heard of it?
· Lucy Pinder surrendered to the will of the people, then the people surrendered to the power of her nipples.
· The star of "Jaws" gets mentioned on the site and a heroic editor resists making a "we're gonna need a bigger cock" joke.
· In case you hadn't heard, Joanna Angel is very Jewish. Another heroic editor resists a slam dunk matzo ball joke.
· Whatever Sophia Santi is talking about is way over our head, so we just nod politely and keep staring.
· Whoever gave Mia Freak her name knew what they were doing.
· Our frequent flyer miles ran out, but we don't think anyone in Miami noticed we were missing.
· Who's your 2008 presidential candidate? More importantly, who is Tera Patrick's? Only 19 more months of this crap and it will all be over!
· Dana DeArmond loves her fans ... as long as they stay the legally-mandated distance away from her.