A look back at our week that was ...

· What was the casting department at VH1 thinking? As if a pornstar and a rock star would ever be interested in each other!
· For everyone who says Jenna Jameson is starting to look like a cartoon, now you know why.
· Our girlfriend went to fetish slave training camp and all we got was this lousy paysite membership ... and the best girlfriend of all time!
· PEZ and bubble gum? Did you bring enough porn for every one?
· We've got so much that we can't even give it away, but Susie Bright will lend you some of hers.
· The U.S. military is still not a fan of gays ... or porn, for that matter.
· Bear with us as we work out our capitalization issues. We're still waiting for the Webster's people to call us back.
· Have a cold one for us this weekend and try not to spill anything, um ... in you.