A look back at the week that was ...

· Why do the pornstars keep leaving us? This certainly isn't helping our fear of abandonment issues.
· Now that everyone knows how to pick up a stranger in a bathroom, banging someone in a public place just doesn't seem as fun as it used to. Thanks a lot, Senator.
· Don't give away the surprise ending to "Rim My Gape 3". (Hint: It involves gapes.)
· We no longer have to hide our forbidden feelings for Optimus Prime. Take that, Decepticons!
· ¿Quién es mas macho? Ricardo Montalban o Petter Hegre?
· Remember, when celebrating this Labor Day be sure to have on clean underwear. Or none at all. See you next Tuesday, little sliploos!

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