By Dashiell Bennett, 8:30 PM on Fri Nov 9 2007, 12,399 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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So what did we learn this week?

· Some day soon, the MILFs will control us all.
· Only if the bionic lesbians don't get us first.
· Pay attention to Katie Morgan, because there will definitely be a quiz on this.
· Meet the boobs woman of your future dreams today.
· There's a party in their pants and no, you're not invited.
· You think you're weird? Well, you'll have to get up pretty early to out-freak these folks.
· Girls will always be girls, because let's face it, boys aren't changing anytime soon.
· We never liked the phrase "smoking pole," but suddenly it does make a lot more sense.
· Remember, if we can't see everything then she's not naked! Our lives are hard enough as it is, so stop teasing!