A look back at our week that was:

· Old pornstars never retire. Seriously, it's not allowed.
· Natalie Portman's ass is still worth the price of admission, even when you don't need to go to a theater to see it.
· Gee, the White Stripes rock a lot harder than we thought. Or, like, not.
· We can rebuild her. But can we put her on our expense account?
· What's in a DVD cover? Oh right ... everything you need to know.
· We never thought we'd see someone turn down tentacles, but there's a first time for everything.
· Ibiza is quickly becoming our favorite getaway destination. Now, if someone would just tell us where to find it.
· Remember, robots are people too. Aren't they?