Fleshbot: Violet Blue

The Real Sex Bombs Of The "Mad Men" Era

Ottimo Massimo — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:30:01 EDT

Our former comrade/forever hero Violet Blue recently reminded us that one of the reasons "Mad Men" is so fun to watch is because it chronicles the emergence of American sexual independence. Who doesn't love that?

In the process, she also posted some classic (read: before pubic hair showed up) Playboy centerfolds and reminded us of all the good retrofap floating around on the internet. So instead of pawing through your father's garage in search of his nudie stash, why don't you check out what Violet has to offer?

Of course, we also have a few classic nudes that'd give your old man's collection a run for his money. (Did you know that the first Playboy cost 50 cents?) And if you don't feel like roaming for your next meal, we've got some vintage cheesecake right here.

· the real sexbombs of the Mad Men era (tinynibbles.com)
· Thumbnail Star: Hedy Scott, Miss June 1965 (freeweb.hu)

"OverStuffed 9": What To Do With Your Bat In The Postseason

Gram Ponante — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 11:30:01 EDT

To call it "charming" would be a stretch (literally) , but the exertions of the women in "Overstuffed 9," as we watch them fit bigger and bigger objects into themselves, is at the very least plucky.

Studio: JM
Director: Jim Powers
Cast: Allison Pierce, Kendra Secrets, Anjanette Astoria, Noname Jane, Anita Blue

Review by: Gram Ponante

There is a filter over the opening credits of Jim Powers' Big Things In Small Places movie "Overstuffed 9" that makes it look as if the camera lens is spotted with blood and something brown that we'll call dirt.

But then, you never can tell with Powers movies, because "Overstuffed 9" turns out to be as sunny as it is horrifying, because five bright and cheerful women seem to have a great time stuffing things inside themselves that might divert a mighty Western river.

First is Allison Pierce, who is seen tottering down a Porn Valley road in need of a ride. Luckily Powers and minion Johnny Thrust are right there to help. Pierce stumbles into the back seat, where she finds a pile of oversized sex toys. Eventually, of course, she asks (and is not commanded) to use them, which she does.

The sight of Pierce strenuously vaginally inhaling a window-mounted dildo while San Fernando Valley traffic goes by is glorious.

Then we meet the delicious petit-MILF Noname Jane, basking by the pool. At one point she uses her foot to hammer a dildo into herself. She is an American Original.

In a movie like this one, sometimes a consumer feels a little safer when there is a hint of plot. The next scene features Anita Blue devising a way to "stretch (my) ass out for Big Willie when he comes back from Iraq." Cue a baseball bat in the ass.

Anjanette Astoria and Kendra Secrets fill up the rear (literally), but by that time this reviewer was on his way to Sport Chalet.

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The Future Of Sex Approaches: Arse Elektronika 2009

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 12:30:01 EDT

Is it the end of September already? Why, that means that it's almost time for Arse Elektronika—San Francisco's annual festival devoted to sex, tech, futurism, and, of course, robots and the people who love to fuck them.

This year's edition (theme: "Of Intercourse and Intracourse") promises to be just as exciting as the past two installments; with both io9's Annalee Newitz and Fleshbot alumna Violet Blue on the roster of speakers, we're sure attendees will receive quite a bit of food for thought (and, er, fantasy). Full details are available on the Arse Elektronika website. And for those of you who can't make it out to San Francisco this weekend, never fear: we're sure we'll have more than a few highlights from the event covered right here on good ol' Fleshbot.

· Arse Elektronika (monochrom.at)

Kimberly Kane, April Flores, And Courtney Trouble Come Together—And We Get To Watch

Lux Alptraum — Tue, 05 May 2009 12:30:01 EDT

What do you get when you throw Kimberly Kane, April Flores, Courtney Trouble, and Carlos Batts together, and let them do whatever they want? Well... you can probably figure that out for yourself.

Last Friday, this magnificent team converged in San Francisco (at Violet Blue's house!) to make history... or at least hot porn. We don't know what the movie was about, or when we'll be able to see it... but from looking at the behind the scenes photos that Violet was kind enough to post online, well, we can pretty much guarantee that we'll be buying a copy as soon as it's available.

· porn's neu wave invaded my house friday night (tinynibbles.com)
· Photo Gallery (fotki.com)

Violet Blue, Patron Saint Of Sex Toys

auryn — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 15:45:00 EDT

Photo by merkley??? (threequestionmarks.com)
Model: Violet Blue (tinynibbles.com)

Violet Blue Schools G4 On The Future Of Sex

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 13:30:01 EST

Ever wondered what your sex life will look like... in the future? We're not just talking about who you'll be bedding and whether your porn will be in 3d—we're talking sci-fi sex here.

When will we be getting it on with supersonic fuckbots? Or having orgasms at the press of a button? Or doing it... in space? Our friend Violet Blue knows—and she was more than happy to go on TV and tell all to the viewers of "Attack of the Show."

Now if we can just figure out how to be a beta tester for that orgasm button...

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· future sex on Attack of the Show (tinynibbles.com)
· Thumbnail star: Pussean princess Alexia Milano (galacticgirls.com)

This Year In Underreported Sex News

Lux Alptraum — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 15:30:01 EST

While we've been busy rounding up some of the year's hottest moments, our friend Violet Blue has been doing more... meaningful work, using the season of listicles to draw attention to some underreported sex news.

Did you know Playgirl ~~folded~~ went online only? Or that sex toys are really, truly legal in Texas now? Or that Google has trouble locating the clitoris? What a wild and crazy year, eh? Let's hope next year's just as exciting (though if Google could learn to find the clitoris in the next 365 days, that'd be stellar.).

· The Child Porn Lie (And Other Hits) (sfgate.com)
· Thumbnail star Bree Olson, for no reason (penthouse.com)

Lick Nylons Tastes Like Chicken (But Looks Even Better)

Violet Blue — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 12:15:05 EDT

Bringing the delicious taste of girl-girl pantyhose action to a monitor near you, Lick Nylons looks like your average garden variety porn paysite template—only one that's been filled with hardcore content that actually looks pretty fucking hot instead of pretty fucking not hot, especially if you like the ladies in their 'hose. Legs, shoes, ass, lingerie and girls doing other girls is this new fetish site's game, and we think it's a winning combination. So what if it's all presented in HTML that's possibly older than the models, or that you have to pony up to get down? The site's free previews are explicit enough to have us enforcing the interns' pantyhose-only dress codes around Fleshbot Central, starting immediately. Casual Fridays be damned.

· Lick Nylons (licknylons.com)

Just when our heads are about to explode...

Violet Blue — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 11:45:41 EDT

Just when our heads are about to explode in the not-sexy way with Palin porn overload, there's something comforting and even sane about Susie Bright's take on why looking closely at Palin and sex actually matters. Oh, and we got a good giggle out of Bright's reporting on the current rise in butch lesbian fantasies about the candidate. Why can't we all get along and lick pussy, indeed! (10zenmonkeys.com)

Sarah Javin Fisher Takes A Tasty Self-Portrait

Violet Blue — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 10:35:59 EDT

Forget about the MySpace angles of today's camgirls-come-lately: the true art of the nude self-portrait isn't lost on photographer Sarah Javin Fisher, who manages to take extremely sexy photos of herself that look like she's not the only one in the room. They're creative, polished, and practically wankable in their hotness. But if her self portraits are the highlights of her online portfolio, the rest of her erotic photography is certainly worth a grope or two as well.

· Sarah Javin Fisher Photography (sjfphotography.co.uk, via Sex In Art)

Bookkake: Where Sticky Pages Are Part Of The Fun

Violet Blue — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 10:25:44 EDT

And speaking of books (if not testicles), the brand new Bookkake is such a good idea that we're paddling ourselves with our copy of "Porn 101" for not thinking of it first. But we're glad someone did: It's an online sex bookshop, and a damn dirty one too. We just hope they remember to wipe down the books before shipping them out. (bookkake.com - thanks Rachel)

Hedony Design Masters The Subtle Art Of Product Photography

Violet Blue — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 11:20:22 EDT

It's not enough that the stunning fetish fashion collections at Hedony Design are imaginative, unusual, do things with latex we'd never imagined, and look super-sexy. And it's not just that they're nippletastic across the board, with many designs leaving a breast or two exposed as part of the design. No, it's all in the presentation: put it all together on a bevy of gorgeous models, add fantastic photography and we're customers for life. Think they'd trade us some of our schwag from the last porn expo we attended for some samples?

· Hedony Design (hedonydesign.com, via 3XL)

Our infatuation with Miss Kittie Klaw began...

Violet Blue — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 11:05:58 EDT

Our infatuation with Miss Kittie Klaw began years ago, but just got a fresh boost with her superb (and ginormous) article for the Independent about sexual fetishes. Then again, just ogling Miss Klaw is enough to make us sit up and bark for more. (independent.co.uk)

Fetish Muse: KumiMonster Gets (Even More) Personal

Violet Blue — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 13:10:19 EDT

We've had a serious crush on fetish pinup goddess KumiMonster for years now, and have been known to spontaneously erupt into giddy squeals of lustful glee whenever we stumble across her bald and/or bewigged deliciousness during our online travels. (Seriously—just ask our interns.) There's just something about her that makes us turn into horny human accordions. Fortunately, now we can squeak all we want at Kumi's slick new FetishMuse site, which in addition to its paid membership content also includes plenty of tasty free niblets as well as her blog, where Kumi shares what it's like being a, yes, international Fetish Muse. We're totally going to have to spring for new sets of earplugs for the interns if we expect them to get any work done around here.

· Fetish Muse (fetishmuse.com, via Alt Models)

SexiestParty Judges The Election Via Erections

Violet Blue — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 11:55:47 EDT

It seems like every time an election rolls around someone ponders the sexiness of Democrats versus Republicans, sometimes with pretty entertaining (or more often, pretty tired) results. Now Red State and Blue State citizens alike can battle out their own version of "Hot or Not?" on the newly launched SexiestParty.com, where anyone who's not already burnt out on faux Palin porn can participate by uploading their own photos or just casting a vote for party hotness. Or notness. Each vote refreshes the page and you won't find out the party affiliation of the babe you're ogling until you cast your vote, which does give a gloss of scientific impartiality to the proceedings. Still, we suppose it will all come down to partisanship instead of actual, objective boinkability in the long run. Maybe each party can add a few hardcore TGP affiliate links to their websites to help shore up the economy in the meantime?

· SexiestParty (sexiestparty.com)
· See also: "Site Sparks Political Sexiness War" (10zenmonkeys.com)

Whore Doors and Dirty Birdies: The Art of Ken Keirns

Violet Blue — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 11:15:04 EDT

Painter, illustrator and sculptor Ken Keirns has a bio that's as good as they get, including such nuggets as "He has always wanted to be an artist, except for that short-lived stunt man period when he was nine." We're glad that he ended up being what he (mostly) wanted to be when he grew up, since we're already big fans of the whimsy, attitude, and general boobfulness of his work. Check out his "Whore Doors" full-size portraits of sex workers painted on (surprise!) actual doors; his "art toys", where vintage Fisher Price doodads are turned into porno playthings; and all those paintings of the muse who pops up again and again throughout his portfolio, whose very nice rack is worth a visit in its own right.

· K2: Ken Keirns (kenkeirns.com)
· Ken Keirns / k2 on Flickr (flickr.com)

Diesel Knows It's Better To Travel

Violet Blue — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 10:55:35 EDT

We loved that SFW porn video Diesel made for their "Dirty Thirty" ad campaign, and it looks like the naughty fun won't be stopping there: click the thumbnail to enjoy their newest spot advertising their 30th birthday celebrations in Amsterdam. Dutch wives, indeed.

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• Diesel XXX Amsterdam (illegaladvertising.com)

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Violet Blue — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 10:50:54 EDT

We may be a few days behind in catching up on worldwide sex-related death news stories, but we'd be remiss if we didn't remind you to be careful where you have sex—that is, unless you want to end up like the South African couple who were killed by a train while doing it on train tracks. Police told the local papers that the couple ignored the driver's shouts and "continued with their business." Remember: sex in the train is a better bet. (news.bbc.co.uk; image via jessie_cooks @ flickr.com)

The Guardian UK looked at the sexual allure...

Violet Blue — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 10:35:32 EDT

The Guardian UK looked at the sexual allure of cars this weekend with a piece by the author of "Cars: Freedom, Style, Sex, Power, Motion, Colour, Everything"—complete with references to the smell of leather and hot oil and a list of "The 10 sexiest cars ever", not a single one of which was made past the year 1968. We're really jealous that we never got to do it in the back seat of a 1951 Lancia Aurelia H20 GT all of a sudden. (guardian.co.uk, image via Car Stuck Girls)

Deeper Inside Carlos Batts (And April Flores Too)

Violet Blue — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 10:55:19 EDT

We're thankful for all the serious fap time we've spent with the fine work of artist and filmmaker Carlos Batts, whose "Kiss Attack" and "Voluptuous Life" left a lasting impression on our porn-addled brains (and some lasting stains on our porn-saturated couches, but that's another story). So we really enjoyed this in-depth video interview with Batts on Fine Art TV, featuring commentary by fetish photographer Eric Kroll and Batts' muse and helpmeet (and perennial Fleshbot Crush Object) April Flores, along with some descriptions of cool props he's made for his films. At least now we have a little something extra to keep our brains and other squishy bits occupied until Batts' next pornic masterpiece hits the streets; hopefully we'll get to enjoy more of his luscious muse Flores when that happens too.

· Fine Art TV: Carlos Batts Uncovered (finearttv.tv)
· Carlos Batts: C Batts Fly Productions (carlosbatts.com)

A court ruled this week that a man who sodomized...

Violet Blue — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 10:40:28 EDT

A court ruled this week that a man who sodomized a sheep will not have to register as a sex offender because the sheep cannot be considered a victim of sexual assault under Michigan law. We hope that after the injured livestock gets back on her feet she organizes a protest—or at least buys the dude a box of inflatable sheep sex dolls, or maybe even a ram dildo to beat him with (in an unpleasant way, of course). Hey, sheep are people too! (freep.com, thumbnail by yuridojc @ flickr.com)

Naughti Gras 2008 Is Not Just About Boobs And Beads

Violet Blue — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 11:30:35 EDT

It's no secret that we're big Mardi Gras fans here at Fleshbot Central, and when we heard that just before St. Louis’ own Mardi Gras celebration earlier this year there was a hyooge erotic art show and event called Naughti Gras to kick off the festivities, we were bummed that we didn't get to see it. That is, until we found out that the good folks at Lo-Fi Saint Louis (finally!) went ahead and posted their footage from the festivities last week, which included full coverage of all the art and performances as well as interviews with artists and promoters alike. Then we were only slightly less bummed that we didn't get to see it for ourselves. So when is Mardi Gras 2009 again ... ?

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· Lo-Fi Saint Louis #229 Naughti Gras, an Erotic Art Show (lofistl.com)
· Naughti Gras 2008 (stlnaughtigras.moonfruit.com)

Emmanuel Poncelet's Lickable Nudes

Violet Blue — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 10:55:45 EDT

We've never been totally clear on the distinction between porn and not-porn, especially when it comes to incredibly arousing photographs of insanely lovely, delightfully diverse, and happily naked girls. So since Belgian photographer Emmanuel Poncelet decidedly presents his work as not-porn, we'll just have to take his word for it. Truthfiully, though, we didn't care what it's called as soon as we started clicking through his galleries and found ourselves trying to lick our cinema displays, because his work is just that darn lickable. And the perfection of each image made sense too once we read his bio and learned that he's an electronics engineer turned erotic photographer. Maybe he'll use his expertise to come up with a drool-proof computer monitor someday?

· Emmanuel Poncelet: Sensual Photography (emmanuel-poncelet.com)

Are the days of the free, public nudity...

Violet Blue — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 10:25:30 EDT

Are the days of the free, public nudity of our favorite hippie Fleshbot Crush Object Sequoia Redd in jeopardy? Well, we think whoever's telling her she's not allowed to dance naked for the Tequesta Drum Circle and that "They probably won’t let you in if they recognize you. (...) as the event has grown in popularity, is open to the public and particuarly that there are children present" is either a prude on the prowl or someone who simply can't handle the kind of jiggly beauty our girl contributes to such an event. But we're still standing behind Redd's right to display her naked yumminess anywhere she wants. Especially if that's where the best view happens to be. (sequoiaredd.net)

Sabrina Fox Shares Herself Freely

Violet Blue — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 12:55:25 EDT

Sabrina Fox has all the ingredients we need for a hot serving of Crush Object deliciousness; brains, gorgeousness, and an enthusiasm in all of her thigh-tingling scenes that makes our heads spin (and our other bits warm and tingly). So when we found out she was visiting Fleshbot West for a bit o' bondage and and more than a bit of intense fucking at Kink.com we were delighted to track her down for an exclusive interview ... not to mention a full hardcore gallery of some of her finest Kink.com moments, both of which you'll find after the jump. Who says sharing isn't caring?

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Fleshbot: So what's a nice girl like you doing in a place like Kink?
Sabrina Fox: I definitely believe in being naughty and nice simultaneously. Having been in the BDSM community for quite some time, there's nothing better than taking my love of this lifestyle and sharing that part of myself with the world. I am an adrenaline junkie and Kink.com provides that fix for me. I love how intense and real the shoots are, and I have had the privilege of making wonderful friends in this exciting company.

FB: What do you love most about being a porn performer?
SF: Heh, it's a way of giving the middle finger to my evangelical self-righteous mother...Hi, Mom! It's rather funny, but I thank my mother for getting me into porn, seriously! She, being one of Jehovah's Witnesses, accused me of doing porn when I was glamour modeling. So, I decided that while I'm being accused of it I may as well have to the fun of actually doing it. Naturally, there is a certain amount of shock factor that goes along with telling a complete stranger that I am a porn model when they ask me what I do.... I really delight in those moments of discomfort and the expression that goes along with it. I also enjoy being sexually free and open, not being afraid of it like so many in our society are.

FB: What makes a scene really hot for you?
SF: It really varies, as vague as that may be. Some days I prefer no lipstick and some days I want bright red... there's no rhyme or reason to it. Sometimes I want to be manhandled and pushed around, and sometimes I want to be romanced and seduced. Regardless of what transpires, having chemistry with a partner in a scene and feeling comfortable to be myself is always a turn-on during a shoot. If I'm comfortable with a person then I'm having fun and that portrays well on video. It really excites meet when I'm pushed to my limits..it gives me a sense of accomplishment and an appreciation of my partner for being able to read me well enough to give me such and experience.

FB: Is there any kind of porn or a sex act that turns you off?
SF: There's not a lot in porn that would turn me off per se. I'm not into pissing but the humiliation of such a scene can still be hot for me; it depends on how the tools are used. However, a lack of confidence can be a turn off... someone who doesn't know how to handle a particular piece of equipment... bad kissing is definitely a turn off...

FB: What's the difference between sex you have for work and sex you have for yourself?
SF: I think for a lot of porn performers that line can become easily blurred, and there are times myself where I wonder if I know the difference anymore. I love fetish and BDSM porn because it is something I practice in my personal life, and I don't have to fake it or act on camera, it comes natural. For me, it's real. Every shoot I do for Kink.com is real, there's no pretense, and it's something I'm very passionate about. I suppose the main difference is that after a scene in real life, I'm cuddling with my partner... I'm affectionate and a snuggle bunny and after care is very important to me. In a professional atmosphere that's not always available.

FB: What false, lame or insulting perceptions do people have about your job that you hate?
SF: I have sex with random people for money, I'm a prostitute and therefore must be a drug-addicted low life that has no self esteem and who is ruining my life in addition to being a whore of Babylon....I'm selling my soul to Satan and will go straight to hell, do not pass go, do not collect $200. That also must mean that I have severe psychological and emotional issues and what is more, I cannot be trusted. I have to lie, cheat, and steal because modeling alone cannot possibly support my horrible crack addiction. ;)

FB: Any fantasies you'd like to try out on camera that you haven't done yet?
SF: I have yet to do a full out kidnapping/abduction scene. It's always been a fantasy of mine, to be kidnapped and taken off to some place nobody knows of and be sexually used.... all day, all night, and then some more. The idea of a gangbang really turns me on too, though I'm not sure if I could handle it in reality.

FB: Speaking for all of Fleshbot, will you marry me? We promise we'll try to share you with the rest of the world...
SF: Sharing is caring, I refuse to have a monogamous relationship. So, in light of that, yes! How 'bout tomorrow?

FB: What should we look forward to from you next?
SF: I have recently completed The Training of O... day one is up, day two soon to come. I have to say that this shoot for me was very intense as I went into it for personal reasons and to learn a little more about who Sabrina Fox is... and I was not disappointed.

I'm off to Germany very soon to perform and rig with Lew Rubens for an erotic event in conjunction with Oktoberfest. Other than that I am traveling quite a bit and attending as many community events as possible...it's where I got my start and giving back by teaching demos and performances is very fulfilling for me. In fact, I just got back from SpankFestival 2 in Wisconsin where I worked and performed with Graydancer, and the feedback and response has been overwhelming. Look for me at Black Rose, Dark Odyssey, and many more.

• Photos via Fucking Machines, Device Bondage, Ultimate Surrender, Hogtied, Wired Pussy and The Training of O
• Kink.com (kink.com)
• Sabrina Fox's clips4sale Studio (clips4sale.com)
• Sabrina Fox's Yahoo Group (groups.yahoo.com)

"6 In The Morning" Is Always The Right Time For Babes Rolling Around In Their Underwear

Violet Blue — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 11:15:27 EDT

Let's face it: as much fun as teasing can be, being told over and over again that you can look but not touch gets pretty frustrating after a while (unless you happen to be into that sort of thing.) But there's a lot to be said for the brand of tease served up by UK techno-pop group Client in their clip for "6 In The Morning", which features just the right amount of fetish-flavored babes rolling around in lacy lingerie and stroking each other to turn an ordinary music video into a softcore drool generator. We're ready for the hardcore extended dance remix version whenever they are.

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· Client: '6 In The Morning' (vimeo.com -thanks Dustin)
· Client (client-online.net)
· Client @ MySpace (myspace.com)

We're just as disappointed as anyone that...

Violet Blue — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:50:48 EDT

We're just as disappointed as anyone that the "raunchy, topless, bondage ad campaign" for ~~Rock the Vote~~ Declare Yourself, the voter registration site, is merely a nipple-free gussied-up photo of Jessica Alba looking like she's just seen a particulary bad example of fake Palin porn. Would it be too much to ask to take her top off for real next time? It is a really good cause, after all. (worldnetdaily, via scienceblogs)

Hot Thigh Crushing Action: The View From Up There

Violet Blue — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 12:20:22 EDT

Sure, one could look at this series of hapless male faces caught between a pair of pretty girl thighs, decide it's nothing more than Yet Another Overly Specific Japanese Fetish™, and move on to the next eel wrangling website. But we prefer to think that there's a naughty schoolgirl named Mimi out there who is stalking the streets of Osaka luring unsuspecting Japanese salarymen into her tender trap, where she straddles and squeezes their smug mugs between her bare thighs until they cry while she takes keepsake Polariods for her own perverse pleasure before she runs away giggling, pigtails flying, into the night. (Which may not be too far from the truth either.) Hey, we can dream, can't we?

· BCCKS: Mimi (bccks.jp, via Pussycalor)

Amateur Porn @ HUMP-O-Ween 2008: Be Afraid

Violet Blue — Thu, 22 May 2008 09:00:13 EDT

Those crazy porn-lovin' kids at Seattle's Stranger are at it again! No, it has nothing to do with their embarrassing get-off-my-leg-in-public habit (well, mostly): turns out they're having another amateur porn festival. Every year HUMP! has been a showcase of superlative indie porn that's shown only during the festival and destroyed afterward—prizes are awarded and everyone comes away with plenty of happy memories and wank material that lives on in their minds (and squishy bits) for years to come. This year they've moved the festivities to the end of October and are promising to scare the pants off all comers with HUMP-O-Ween. The deadline (heh) is October first and all details are on their website. We just hope that the clown porn thing isn't too much of a trend this year. Eek!

· HUMP! 4: HUMP-O-Ween (thestranger.com)

Previously: Dan Savage's Porn Problem, Their Humps: HUMP! Amateur Porn Contest 2007

And speaking of bad videos: if you've been...

Violet Blue — Tue, 20 May 2008 14:40:26 EDT

And speaking of bad videos: if you've been following the so-bad-it's-hilarious series of faux retro porn videos being released to promote Chuck Palahniuk's new book "Snuff", you won't want to miss today's short but sweet final entry "The Twilight Bone". Hey, if you survived "The Wizard of Ass" and "Chitty Chitty Gang Bang" you really have nothing left to lose—except of course, your soul and/or your sex drive. (YouTube)

"Chitty Chitty Gang Bang": Chuck Palahniuk Goes Deeper Into Cassie Wright

Violet Blue — Thu, 15 May 2008 12:50:15 EDT

With the imminent release of "Fight Club" author Chuck Palahniuk's book "Snuff" it's never been more clear to us that (a) his marketeers have some really excellent drug connections, and (b) Palahniuk's obsession with fictional aging porn star Cassie Wright is as surreal as his novels. After the awesome fake retro "Wizard Of Ass" trailer comes "Chitty Chitty Gang Bang", another wacky sendup of classic porn tropes complete with bad dialogue, scary sound effects and ridiculous scenarios. Which is nothing like real porn, of course. (Maybe it's better?)

Still, to get the full effect of the Palahniuk's book (whose title may or may not give away the ending), one only need look at the author's bizarre "interviews" with present-day Cassie Wright to realize that being in a Palahniuk novel might just be like being inside his actual brain. Watch the faux "Chitty Chitty Gang Bang" trailer below, plus a video where Palahniuk himself interviews a Divine-inspired Cassie Wright as she reveals how "Chitty Chitty" was her "chance to do real acting". (Ed note: So why hasn't anyone made a real porn movie called "World Whore 3: The Whore To End All Whores" anyway?)

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Fake trailer: "Chitty Chitty Gang Bang"

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Chuck Palahniuk Interviews Cassie Wright, part 1:

· Cassie Wright (myspace.com)
· Chuck Palahniuk (chuckpalahniuk.net)
· "Snuff" by Chuck Palahniuk (Amazon)

"Sticky: The Movie" Will Touch You In New Ways

Violet Blue — Tue, 13 May 2008 11:30:33 EDT

While we never exactly understood why there had to be a whole month set aside to raise masturbation awareness when we spend nearly every waking moment devoted to the cause, we nonetheless welcome May's status as a worthwhile excuse to dwell on our favorite national pastime. That's why we found the trailer and teaser for upcoming masturbation documentary "Sticky: The Movie" to be so very entertaining. With a swingin' soundtrack, interviews with everyone from adult booth babes and sex toy manufacturers to controversial pro-masturbation advocate former Surgeon General Dr. Jocelyn Elders, we can't wait to see the final edit. No release date is available, but we'll be, uh, jerking around in Sticky's forums until the impending release. Enjoy Sticky's trailer and teaser after the jump.

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"Sticky: The Movie" trailer:

"Sticky: The Movie" teaser:

· "Sticky: The Movie" (stickythemovie.com)

Twittergasms: The Real San Francisco Treat

Violet Blue — Tue, 13 May 2008 11:00:54 EDT

Cable cars, dot com gazillionaires and Golden Gates aside, San Francisco is known for many things: its values, homegrown institutions like Kink.com, and generally being the object of Sodom-by-the-Bay nightmares for the entire Bible Belt. And let's not forget that everyone's favorite city also midwifed National Masturbation Month, which is getting more tech-savvy every year. This time around the San Francisco Masturbate-A-Thon—a fundraiser for SF's Center for Sex and Culture hosted by Nina Hartley on Sunday, May 25—will not only be doing its customary livecast of the wank-off, but has also launched a snazzy new blog and Facebook page and is promising plenty of Twittergasms to all comers. Read what a Twittergasm is, how to have one, and why masturbatrix extraordinaire Carol Queen says you should never, ever fake one after the jump.

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Fleshbot: So what's a Twittergasm?
Carol Queen: A Twittergasm is a post to your Twitter profile indicating that you just had a real orgasm. You can use the codes ICSW (I came, so what?) and JOSW (jacking off, so what? related term to indicate you are jacking off), and we'll track, count and include your Twitgasms — though you can also add and create your own LOLTwitgasms if it gets you hot. By typing the character string: ICSW to your Twitter profile, you say with pride: I Came! Prudes of the world will be forced to realize once and for all, that no one really cares what adults do with themselves, and everyone does it. It's a way of coming out of the closet as someone who masturbates by posting to your twitter profile whenever you come. A secret handshake of sorts, only others who follow the Twittergasm profile, or who have read about the campaign will know, so your prudish friends will be left alone until they, too are enlightened.

We will be using the popular service Tweetscan to track Twittergasms in May and we will publish the results on the Masturbate-a-thon.com site and related blogs and social network sites. Twitterers can participate in national masturbation month in several ways.

(1) Become a follower of one of these profiles:
http://www.twitter.com/jackingoff (the profile off the masturbate-a-thon.com)
http://www.twitter.com/thebiggesto (a profile that tracks the orgasms of twitterers)

(2) Use this code on your twitter profile to indicate whenever you have an orgasm:
ICSW or JOSW when you jack off. (Hint: multiple orgasms can be indicated by using a colon and a number to indicate how many: ICSW:3) No faking!

(3) Ask your friends and Twitter followers to pledge to donate a certain amount to the Center for Sex and Culture for every orgasm you have in May. Visit www.masturbate-a-thon.com/twitter.php to register your twitter profile for participation in National Masturbation Month (May 2008) and send emails to your friends to ask them to make a pledge on your behalf. Send a link to that same page where they can sign up to donate as much as they chose for each time you come. Donors do not have to be on Twitter to participate.

Fleshbot: Can't we just fake it ten times in a row so we can hang out with all the cool kids?
Carol Queen: No, never! There are three very good reasons why you should never, ever fake a Twittergasm:

(1) Because faking orgasm — and Twitgasm — robs you of pleasure. It's a sign that pleasure-seeking (masturbation or other kinds of sex) is winding down, and orgasm isn't happening, you're not going for it, and you're not really telling anybody else you're not going for it. Not only that, you're not even admitting any of this; you're sending a false signal of "I'm done"-ness, when you could just as easily be authentic and say, "You know what? I'm done, let's go do something else."

(But some of you might protest that it's not romantic or sexy to just say you're quitting before the true Tweet of satisfaction. Maybe, but see Reason #2, and actually, authentic sexuality IS sexy. Plus, faking teaches other people to pleasure you the wrong way. If you're doing it while masturbating, you're teaching *yourself* to do it the wrong way: to give up before you're discovered real satisfaction. That's just not a good message to send. Instead, decide to use the energy you expend with a bit hot fake come to get a little more into your body, learn a little more about sex and arousal, fantasize about the things you *really* want to, and resolve to respect pleasure more.)

(2) It's not nice to fool people, but it adds to everyone's misinformation and fucked-upped-ness about sex and pleasure when we fool people re: orgasm. Because that affects other people's sexuality as well as out own — it means that partners are misled as to our sources of optimum pleasure (how self-defeating can you get?), it robs others of the intimacy-building experience of going REAL orgasm-hunting with us, and it misleads other people about what's real about sex.

(3) Twitter is a social networking endeavor, and like society itself, these only really function well when citizens are above-board, real, and express their real needs and experiences. Otherwise the whole entity will be flooded with fakeness, and people's initial desire — to be connected — is sullied. Besides, it wastes airspace that can better be used to send around genuine sentiments... and Twittergasms.

· Masturbate-A-Thon: Wankblog (masturbate-a-thon.com/wankblog)
· Twitter: jackingoff (Masturbate-A-Thon profile, Twitter.com)
· Twitter: thebiggesto (Twittergasm tracker, Twitter.com)
· Masturbate-A-Thon: Facebook (facebook.com)

See also:
· Masturbate-A-Thon (official site, masturbate-a-thon.com)
· Center for Sex and Culture (sexandculture.org)
· Carol Queen (carolqueen.com)

Ariel X Loves Her Job (And So Do We)

Violet Blue — Mon, 12 May 2008 12:50:02 EDT

We've had the hots for Ariel X for quite some time now, so when we heard she was passing through Fleshbot West and leaving her customary trail of broken hearts and handprints on asses in her wake we begged for a chance to ask her a few questions. Turns out, you have to beg really nice-like when you're talking to Ariel, and our knees are pretty bruised as a result. But finding out that her fantasy is being abducted and fucked by 5-10 girls was well worth the obedience lesson ... especially since that is so totally our fantasy too! Weird!

Read our exclusive interview and check out our deliriously hardcore gallery featuring a taste of Ariel's adventures after the jump.

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Fleshbot: Do you like your job, or what?
Ariel X: There are so many things I love about my job. Can I use a separate sheet of paper if I run out of space? I love that I can pretty much make my own schedule. I love that I see the same people all the time... They become like a distant family. I love that I can be a mega slut on camera and none of my coworkers aren't going to judge me for it... It's not like that working, say, a retail job. I love that I get bragging rights: people will be flipping through a porn mag and stop on a page with a hot chick on it and I can say, "I tapped that". I love that I get to sit in a makeup chair and have someone play with my face. I'll stop here cause I literally will go on and on for waaaaaaaaaaaay too long.

FB: No, really. Tell us what you like about your job.
AX: If the person I'm working with is REALLY into the actions we have to perform for a scene I get really turned on. If the person I'm working with is into ME I get really turned on. If a person I'm working with hones in on my personal fetishes.... bruahhahah on it's over... I'm going to get wet all over the place

FB: Anything have the opposite effect?
AX: As far as the stuff I'm watching. I will watch anything, just for shits and giggles. You know actually it takes a lot to turn me on just watching something.

As far as scenes I work, I would have to say that the only thing that would turn me off working with the fine girls I work with is when girls start moaning for no reason or doing "porn talk" to me; telling me to "fuck their pussy" or saying "fuck yeah" in a high pitches almost "baby talk" voice. I like to know that the girl I'm working with is going to be into the scene and not just doing what she does for every scene she's ever done.

FB: What's the difference between sex you have for work and sex you have for yourself?
AX: I've never been tied up and fucked in my personal life. I also fuck a man in my personal life, which up to this date and time in history I have never done on camera (it's 4/21/08). I feel as if sex in my personal life is a lot more intimate only because I'm able to really "get in there"... IE I don't have to play to the camera, show my tongue, spread pussy for the camera. Sex in my personal life becomes all about actually pleasing someone and getting them off where as sex for work becomes about showing the audience what I'm doing.

FB: What do people say about your job that is just plain wrong?
AX: People seem to think that all porn stars have AIDS. At least the genius members of MySpace all seem to think that. That irritates me, just the fact that people are uneducated yet think they are some kind of omniscient being who can asses the goings on of everyone's life.

FB: What's your number one, on-camera, not-yet-done fantasy?
AX: I'd like to be abducted on film, blind folded and abused by 5-10 girls I've never worked with before and then have to guess afterward who's puss was on my face. awww that's hot. Or I'd love to have my BF tie me up and bang me..but that's not gonna happen....boooo BF!!!

FB: What can we look forward to, Miss X?
AX: I'm going to be revamping my website, ArielX.com. I'm getting my tits done too, so keep an eye out for Ariel X with breasts. :)

· Ariel X @ Kink.com (Fleshbot Gallery)
· Photos via Fucking Machines, Water Bondage, Ultimate Surrender, Wired Pussy and Whipped Ass
· Ariel X (arielx.com)

The Nipple Gauge: Getting Our Faces Slapped Has Never Been Easier!

Violet Blue — Mon, 12 May 2008 11:10:44 EDT

While the sales copy promises us that "Getting her top off has never been easier!" we think that stopping a pretty girl on the street and asking to see whether her nipples are "Needle Nips" or "Cigarette Butts" is probably only a good idea if you (a) like to get kicked in the nuts a lot, or (b) enjoy that special feeling of being arrested for harassment. Still it's hard not to giggle at The Nipple Gauge, a titty-tip sizer that can be yours for a mere $6.95 and has not ever been Seen On TV&trade. The site's got some amusing amateur GGW-style pics and videos of boob-measuring at—you guessed it—Mardi Gras, once again proving that drunken coeds and boob flashing are like fine wine and good company: two great tastes that go great together, and ones that are always rewarding on their own merits.

· The Nipple Gauge (nipplegauge.com)

The Bodacious Daphne Rosen: More Than Just Boobs (Though Those Are Amazing Too)

Violet Blue — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:10:07 EDT

Once we got past the amazing Daphne Rosen's more obvious attributes, we found ourselves grooving over the fact that the only thing hotter than a gorgeous girl with bra-busting curves is one with brains to match. Rosen's a regular at San Francisco's Kink.com studios, so when we here at Fleshbot West found ourselves with a chance to ~~drool in her general direction~~ ask her a few questions (not to mention grab an exclusive hardcore gallery), we leaped the tallest pair of obstacles for the chance. Feast your eyes on Daphne's talents and enjoy the interview after the jump.

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Fleshbot: So hat's a nice girl like you doing in a place like Kink.com?
Daphne Rosen: Having the time of my life — I love playing with all sorts of things, different fetishes and such, and I love domming. I just got to dom a beautiful girl and had the time of my life!

FB: What do you love most about being a porn performer?
DR: I get to get paid for having sex. I don't know that there could be much of a better profession than getting to have sex, which is incredible, and then the added benefit of getting paid for it — can you really ask for more?

FB: What makes a scene really hot for you?
DR: Passion — P-A-S-S-I-O-N. I love passion in a scene.

FB: Is there any kind of porn or a sex act that turns you off?
DR: Yes: I don't like it when there's no creativity — when it's vanilla. And by that I don't mean what people typically mean by vanilla. But I like something different, something added to the scene.

FB: Do your boobs have names?
DR: They do. Lilith and Eve.

FB: Does your pussy have a pet name?
DR: Donna Troy. From Wondergirl.

FB: What false, lame or insulting perceptions do people have about your job that you hate?
DR: That we are all fucked up idiots that were molested. The more people you meet in this industry, the more you realize that we come from across the board. And so while that is the typical stereotype, to stereotype us at all is underestimating yourself, because there's so much more to us than you could ever expect. I personally am a strong feminist and I think the industry is very pro-woman. But there's a lot of girls out there that would prove me wrong.

FB: Any fantasies you'd like to try out on camera that you haven't done yet?
DR: There's one that I've had for the longest time, and I sort of half fulfilled it but not really. I love the idea of having sex on a stopped elevator. So even if it was filmed and not for real per se, I think it would still fulfill the naughtiness of it. I sort of had sex on a freight elevator, but it was not the same. There was too much room.

FB: Speaking for all of Fleshbot, will you marry me? We promise we'll try to share you with the rest of the world...
DR: Absolutely — when?

FB: What should we look forward to from you, what's next?
DR: Lots of stuff — you'll just have to wait and see. Watch DaphneRosen.com!

· Daphne Rosen @ Kink.com (Fleshbot Gallery)
· Photos via Hogtied, Whipped Ass and Sex and Submission

Fur TV: Because Watching Puppets Fap Will Never Get Old

Violet Blue — Fri, 02 May 2008 10:30:18 EDT

When we first saw the title of MTV UK's new raunchfest "Fur TV" we figured it was either a "Real World" for girls who don't shave or that MTV had decided to update "A Shot At Love" with a cast comprised entirely of furries (which we'd love). No such luck: "Fur TV" is a curious yet hilarious mix of "Meet The Feebles" and "Cribs", with a whole lot of lowbrow sex action and some very cute, underdressed UK babes humping puppets—which we also love, especially when their Paris Hilton sex video sendup gives us a taste of how hot that whole scene could have been, complete with a fluffy comeshot. Puppets hotter than Paris? Who'da thought?

· MTV UK: Fur TV (autoplay warning, mtv.co.uk)
· Fur TV: Sex Tape! (illegaladvertising.com, via Adrants)

Previously: Pornstar Bears, XXX Puppet Sex

The Lickable Lorelei Lee

Violet Blue — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:20:52 EDT

When we're not busy licking our monitors every time her picture appears, we're singing the praises of bright rising starlet Lorelei Lee as often as we can to anyone who will listen—especially since this beauty's got brains to match, as evidenced by her recent interview in the San Francisco Chronicle in which she talks about the realities of getting into porn. And now that we got our hands on an exclusive new gallery of lickable Lorelei doing all the nasty things we love to see her do (always with a big sweet smile) ... well, we're crushing on her more than ever. Check out all the hardcore hotness featuring Lorelei's scenes from Fucking Machines, Hogtied and Sex and Submission after the jump ... and try not to get your cinema displays too messy.

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· Lorelei Lee @ Kink.com (Fleshbot Gallery)
· Photos courtesy Kink.com
· See also: Lorelei Lee: Sex For Money, Not Love" (sfgate.com)
· Lorelei Lee (myspace.com)

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Previously: Lorelei Lee In "The Whore Within Me", Welcome Back, Lorelei Lee

We Haz Ur LOLpr0n Fucking Machines Contest Winnrz!!!1!

Violet Blue — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:00:45 EDT

O hai! Last week we asked you to send us your best LOLporn captions for a selection of photos from FuckingMachines.com ... and you splooged us with entries so hilarious that a half-chewed gummi boob actually shot out of an intern's nose while we were going through them. (We swear!) And because we received so many good ones, the LOL voices in our heads made us give away a grand total of five one month Fucking Machines memberships.

That's sledd's co-winning entry for Photo #1 above; see the rest after the jump.

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Teh Winnrz!!!1!

Photo #1 (Co-Winner):

- by Otiose

Photo #2:

- by QuinnM32

Photo #3:

-by Nobilis

Honorable Mention:

- by Xniphobe

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Winners: To claim your one month FuckingMachines.com membership leave us a message on our commenter profile page, which you'll find here; include your date of birth and a valid email address that we can use to set up your account. (Be sure to check the "Make this message private" box when you leave your info!) We'll send you your login info at the email address you provide.

Everyone else: Look for another Fleshbot LOLprOn contest, coming soon ... kthxbaai!!!1!