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  • #boobs

    The Real Sex Bombs Of The "Mad Men" Era

    Our former comrade/forever hero Violet Blue recently reminded us that one of the reasons "Mad Men" is so fun to watch is because it chronicles the emergence of American sexual independence. Who doesn't love that? More »
  • #dvd

    "OverStuffed 9": What To Do With Your Bat In The Postseason

    To call it "charming" would be a stretch (literally) , but the exertions of the women in "Overstuffed 9," as we watch them fit bigger and bigger objects into themselves, is at the very least plucky. More »
  • #thefuture

    The Future Of Sex Approaches: Arse Elektronika 2009

    Is it the end of September already? Why, that means that it's almost time for Arse Elektronika—San Francisco's annual festival devoted to sex, tech, futurism, and, of course, robots and the people who love to fuck them. More »
  • #youarethere

    Kimberly Kane, April Flores, And Courtney Trouble Come Together—And We Get To Watch

    What do you get when you throw Kimberly Kane, April Flores, Courtney Trouble, and Carlos Batts together, and let them do whatever they want? Well... you can probably figure that out for yourself. More »
  • #gratuitousnude

    Violet Blue, Patron Saint Of Sex Toys

    Photo by merkley??? (threequestionmarks.com)
    Model: Violet Blue (tinynibbles.com)
  • #thefuture

    Violet Blue Schools G4 On The Future Of Sex

    Ever wondered what your sex life will look like... in the future? We're not just talking about who you'll be bedding and whether your porn will be in 3d—we're talking sci-fi sex here. More »
  • #sexculture

    This Year In Underreported Sex News

    While we've been busy rounding up some of the year's hottest moments, our friend Violet Blue has been doing more... meaningful work, using the season of listicles to draw attention to some underreported sex news. More »
  • #hardcore

    Lick Nylons Tastes Like Chicken (But Looks Even Better)

    Bringing the delicious taste of girl-girl pantyhose action to a monitor near you, Lick Nylons looks like your average garden variety porn paysite template—only one that's been filled with hardcore content that actually looks pretty fucking hot instead of pretty fucking not hot, especially if you like the ladies in their 'hose. Legs, shoes, ass, lingerie and girls doing other girls is this new fetish site's game, and we think it's a winning combination. So what if it's all presented in HTML that's possibly older than the models, or that you have to pony up to get down? The site's free previews are explicit enough to have us enforcing the interns' pantyhose-only dress codes around Fleshbot Central, starting immediately. Casual Fridays be damned. More »
  • #palinexhaustion

    Just when our heads are about to explode in the not-sexy way with Palin porn overload, there's something comforting and even sane about Susie Bright's take on why looking closely at Palin and sex actually matters. Oh, and we got a good giggle out of Bright's reporting on the current rise in butch lesbian fantasies about the candidate. Why can't we all get along and lick pussy, indeed! (10zenmonkeys.com)
  • #photography

    Sarah Javin Fisher Takes A Tasty Self-Portrait

    Forget about the MySpace angles of today's camgirls-come-lately: the true art of the nude self-portrait isn't lost on photographer Sarah Javin Fisher, who manages to take extremely sexy photos of herself that look like she's not the only one in the room. They're creative, polished, and practically wankable in their hotness. But if her self portraits are the highlights of her online portfolio, the rest of her erotic photography is certainly worth a grope or two as well. More »
  • #books

    Bookkake: Where Sticky Pages Are Part Of The Fun

    And speaking of books (if not testicles), the brand new Bookkake is such a good idea that we're paddling ourselves with our copy of "Porn 101" for not thinking of it first. But we're glad someone did: It's an online sex bookshop, and a damn dirty one too. We just hope they remember to wipe down the books before shipping them out. (bookkake.com - thanks Rachel)
  • #fetish

    Hedony Design Masters The Subtle Art Of Product Photography

    It's not enough that the stunning fetish fashion collections at Hedony Design are imaginative, unusual, do things with latex we'd never imagined, and look super-sexy. And it's not just that they're nippletastic across the board, with many designs leaving a breast or two exposed as part of the design. No, it's all in the presentation: put it all together on a bevy of gorgeous models, add fantastic photography and we're customers for life. Think they'd trade us some of our schwag from the last porn expo we attended for some samples? More »
  • #fetish

    Our infatuation with Miss Kittie Klaw began years ago, but just got a fresh boost with her superb (and ginormous) article for the Independent about sexual fetishes. Then again, just ogling Miss Klaw is enough to make us sit up and bark for more. (independent.co.uk)
  • #crushobjectalert

    Fetish Muse: KumiMonster Gets (Even More) Personal

    We've had a serious crush on fetish pinup goddess KumiMonster for years now, and have been known to spontaneously erupt into giddy squeals of lustful glee whenever we stumble across her bald and/or bewigged deliciousness during our online travels. (Seriously—just ask our interns.) There's just something about her that makes us turn into horny human accordions. Fortunately, now we can squeak all we want at Kumi's slick new FetishMuse site, which in addition to its paid membership content also includes plenty of tasty free niblets as well as her blog, where Kumi shares what it's like being a, yes, international Fetish Muse. We're totally going to have to spring for new sets of earplugs for the interns if we expect them to get any work done around here. More »
  • #politics

    SexiestParty Judges The Election Via Erections

    It seems like every time an election rolls around someone ponders the sexiness of Democrats versus Republicans, sometimes with pretty entertaining (or more often, pretty tired) results. Now Red State and Blue State citizens alike can battle out their own version of "Hot or Not?" on the newly launched SexiestParty.com, where anyone who's not already burnt out on faux Palin porn can participate by uploading their own photos or just casting a vote for party hotness. Or notness. Each vote refreshes the page and you won't find out the party affiliation of the babe you're ogling until you cast your vote, which does give a gloss of scientific impartiality to the proceedings. Still, we suppose it will all come down to partisanship instead of actual, objective boinkability in the long run. Maybe each party can add a few hardcore TGP affiliate links to their websites to help shore up the economy in the meantime? More »
  • #art

    Whore Doors and Dirty Birdies: The Art of Ken Keirns

    Painter, illustrator and sculptor Ken Keirns has a bio that's as good as they get, including such nuggets as "He has always wanted to be an artist, except for that short-lived stunt man period when he was nine." We're glad that he ended up being what he (mostly) wanted to be when he grew up, since we're already big fans of the whimsy, attitude, and general boobfulness of his work. Check out his "Whore Doors" full-size portraits of sex workers painted on (surprise!) actual doors; his "art toys", where vintage Fisher Price doodads are turned into porno playthings; and all those paintings of the muse who pops up again and again throughout his portfolio, whose very nice rack is worth a visit in its own right. More »
  • #advertising

    Diesel Knows It's Better To Travel

    We loved that SFW porn video Diesel made for their "Dirty Thirty" ad campaign, and it looks like the naughty fun won't be stopping there: click the thumbnail to enjoy their newest spot advertising their 30th birthday celebrations in Amsterdam. Dutch wives, indeed. More »
  • #publicserviceannouncement

    We may be a few days behind in catching up on worldwide sex-related death news stories, but we'd be remiss if we didn't remind you to be careful where you have sex—that is, unless you want to end up like the South African couple who were killed by a train while doing it on train tracks. Police told the local papers that the couple ignored the driver's shouts and "continued with their business." Remember: sex in the train is a better bet. (news.bbc.co.uk; image via jessie_cooks @ flickr.com)
  • #cars

    The Guardian UK looked at the sexual allure of cars this weekend with a piece by the author of "Cars: Freedom, Style, Sex, Power, Motion, Colour, Everything"—complete with references to the smell of leather and hot oil and a list of "The 10 sexiest cars ever", not a single one of which was made past the year 1968. We're really jealous that we never got to do it in the back seat of a 1951 Lancia Aurelia H20 GT all of a sudden. (guardian.co.uk, image via Car Stuck Girls)
  • #video

    Deeper Inside Carlos Batts (And April Flores Too)

    We're thankful for all the serious fap time we've spent with the fine work of artist and filmmaker Carlos Batts, whose "Kiss Attack" and "Voluptuous Life" left a lasting impression on our porn-addled brains (and some lasting stains on our porn-saturated couches, but that's another story). So we really enjoyed this in-depth video interview with Batts on Fine Art TV, featuring commentary by fetish photographer Eric Kroll and Batts' muse and helpmeet (and perennial Fleshbot Crush Object) April Flores, along with some descriptions of cool props he's made for his films. At least now we have a little something extra to keep our brains and other squishy bits occupied until Batts' next pornic masterpiece hits the streets; hopefully we'll get to enjoy more of his luscious muse Flores when that happens too. More »
  • #crime

    A court ruled this week that a man who sodomized a sheep will not have to register as a sex offender because the sheep cannot be considered a victim of sexual assault under Michigan law. We hope that after the injured livestock gets back on her feet she organizes a protest—or at least buys the dude a box of inflatable sheep sex dolls, or maybe even a ram dildo to beat him with (in an unpleasant way, of course). Hey, sheep are people too! (freep.com, thumbnail by yuridojc @ flickr.com)
  • #youwerethere

    Naughti Gras 2008 Is Not Just About Boobs And Beads

    It's no secret that we're big Mardi Gras fans here at Fleshbot Central, and when we heard that just before St. Louis’ own Mardi Gras celebration earlier this year there was a hyooge erotic art show and event called Naughti Gras to kick off the festivities, we were bummed that we didn't get to see it. That is, until we found out that the good folks at Lo-Fi Saint Louis (finally!) went ahead and posted their footage from the festivities last week, which included full coverage of all the art and performances as well as interviews with artists and promoters alike. Then we were only slightly less bummed that we didn't get to see it for ourselves. So when is Mardi Gras 2009 again ... ? More »
  • #photography

    Emmanuel Poncelet's Lickable Nudes

    We've never been totally clear on the distinction between porn and not-porn, especially when it comes to incredibly arousing photographs of insanely lovely, delightfully diverse, and happily naked girls. So since Belgian photographer Emmanuel Poncelet decidedly presents his work as not-porn, we'll just have to take his word for it. Truthfiully, though, we didn't care what it's called as soon as we started clicking through his galleries and found ourselves trying to lick our cinema displays, because his work is just that darn lickable. And the perfection of each image made sense too once we read his bio and learned that he's an electronics engineer turned erotic photographer. Maybe he'll use his expertise to come up with a drool-proof computer monitor someday? More »
  • #sequoiaredd

    Are the days of the free, public nudity of our favorite hippie Fleshbot Crush Object Sequoia Redd in jeopardy? Well, we think whoever's telling her she's not allowed to dance naked for the Tequesta Drum Circle and that "They probably won’t let you in if they recognize you. (...) as the event has grown in popularity, is open to the public and particuarly that there are children present" is either a prude on the prowl or someone who simply can't handle the kind of jiggly beauty our girl contributes to such an event. But we're still standing behind Redd's right to display her naked yumminess anywhere she wants. Especially if that's where the best view happens to be. (sequoiaredd.net)
  • #crushobjectexclusive

    Sabrina Fox Shares Herself Freely

    Sabrina Fox has all the ingredients we need for a hot serving of Crush Object deliciousness; brains, gorgeousness, and an enthusiasm in all of her thigh-tingling scenes that makes our heads spin (and our other bits warm and tingly). So when we found out she was visiting Fleshbot West for a bit o' bondage and and more than a bit of intense fucking at Kink.com we were delighted to track her down for an exclusive interview ... not to mention a full hardcore gallery of some of her finest Kink.com moments, both of which you'll find after the jump. Who says sharing isn't caring? More »
  • #sexymusicvideowatch

    "6 In The Morning" Is Always The Right Time For Babes Rolling Around In Their Underwear

    Let's face it: as much fun as teasing can be, being told over and over again that you can look but not touch gets pretty frustrating after a while (unless you happen to be into that sort of thing.) But there's a lot to be said for the brand of tease served up by UK techno-pop group Client in their clip for "6 In The Morning", which features just the right amount of fetish-flavored babes rolling around in lacy lingerie and stroking each other to turn an ordinary music video into a softcore drool generator. We're ready for the hardcore extended dance remix version whenever they are. More »
  • #hysteria

    We're just as disappointed as anyone that the "raunchy, topless, bondage ad campaign" for Rock the Vote Declare Yourself, the voter registration site, is merely a nipple-free gussied-up photo of Jessica Alba looking like she's just seen a particulary bad example of fake Palin porn. Would it be too much to ask to take her top off for real next time? It is a really good cause, after all. (worldnetdaily, via scienceblogs)
  • #fetishiswhereyoufindit

    Hot Thigh Crushing Action: The View From Up There

    Sure, one could look at this series of hapless male faces caught between a pair of pretty girl thighs, decide it's nothing more than Yet Another Overly Specific Japanese Fetish™, and move on to the next eel wrangling website. But we prefer to think that there's a naughty schoolgirl named Mimi out there who is stalking the streets of Osaka luring unsuspecting Japanese salarymen into her tender trap, where she straddles and squeezes their smug mugs between her bare thighs until they cry while she takes keepsake Polariods for her own perverse pleasure before she runs away giggling, pigtails flying, into the night. (Which may not be too far from the truth either.) Hey, we can dream, can't we? More »
  • #events

    Amateur Porn @ HUMP-O-Ween 2008: Be Afraid

    Those crazy porn-lovin' kids at Seattle's Stranger are at it again! No, it has nothing to do with their embarrassing get-off-my-leg-in-public habit (well, mostly): turns out they're having another amateur porn festival. Every year HUMP! has been a showcase of superlative indie porn that's shown only during the festival and destroyed afterward—prizes are awarded and everyone comes away with plenty of happy memories and wank material that lives on in their minds (and squishy bits) for years to come. This year they've moved the festivities to the end of October and are promising to scare the pants off all comers with HUMP-O-Ween. The deadline (heh) is October first and all details are on their website. We just hope that the clown porn thing isn't too much of a trend this year. Eek! More »
  • #greatmomentsinviralmarketing

    And speaking of bad videos: if you've been following the so-bad-it's-hilarious series of faux retro porn videos being released to promote Chuck Palahniuk's new book "Snuff", you won't want to miss today's short but sweet final entry "The Twilight Bone". Hey, if you survived "The Wizard of Ass" and "Chitty Chitty Gang Bang" you really have nothing left to lose—except of course, your soul and/or your sex drive. (YouTube)
  • #greatmomentsinmarketing

    "Chitty Chitty Gang Bang": Chuck Palahniuk Goes Deeper Into Cassie Wright

    With the imminent release of "Fight Club" author Chuck Palahniuk's book "Snuff" it's never been more clear to us that (a) his marketeers have some really excellent drug connections, and (b) Palahniuk's obsession with fictional aging porn star Cassie Wright is as surreal as his novels. After the awesome fake retro "Wizard Of Ass" trailer comes "Chitty Chitty Gang Bang", another wacky sendup of classic porn tropes complete with bad dialogue, scary sound effects and ridiculous scenarios. Which is nothing like real porn, of course. (Maybe it's better?) More »
  • #greatmomentsinmasturbation

    "Sticky: The Movie" Will Touch You In New Ways

    While we never exactly understood why there had to be a whole month set aside to raise masturbation awareness when we spend nearly every waking moment devoted to the cause, we nonetheless welcome May's status as a worthwhile excuse to dwell on our favorite national pastime. That's why we found the trailer and teaser for upcoming masturbation documentary "Sticky: The Movie" to be so very entertaining. With a swingin' soundtrack, interviews with everyone from adult booth babes and sex toy manufacturers to controversial pro-masturbation advocate former Surgeon General Dr. Jocelyn Elders, we can't wait to see the final edit. No release date is available, but we'll be, uh, jerking around in Sticky's forums until the impending release. Enjoy Sticky's trailer and teaser after the jump. More »
  • #masturbationcelebration

    Twittergasms: The Real San Francisco Treat

    Cable cars, dot com gazillionaires and Golden Gates aside, San Francisco is known for many things: its values, homegrown institutions like Kink.com, and generally being the object of Sodom-by-the-Bay nightmares for the entire Bible Belt. And let's not forget that everyone's favorite city also midwifed National Masturbation Month, which is getting more tech-savvy every year. This time around the San Francisco Masturbate-A-Thon—a fundraiser for SF's Center for Sex and Culture hosted by Nina Hartley on Sunday, May 25—will not only be doing its customary livecast of the wank-off, but has also launched a snazzy new blog and Facebook page and is promising plenty of Twittergasms to all comers. Read what a Twittergasm is, how to have one, and why masturbatrix extraordinaire Carol Queen says you should never, ever fake one after the jump. More »
  • #crushobjectexclusive

    Ariel X Loves Her Job (And So Do We)

    We've had the hots for Ariel X for quite some time now, so when we heard she was passing through Fleshbot West and leaving her customary trail of broken hearts and handprints on asses in her wake we begged for a chance to ask her a few questions. Turns out, you have to beg really nice-like when you're talking to Ariel, and our knees are pretty bruised as a result. But finding out that her fantasy is being abducted and fucked by 5-10 girls was well worth the obedience lesson ... especially since that is so totally our fantasy too! Weird! More »
  • #thisweekinboobs

    The Nipple Gauge: Getting Our Faces Slapped Has Never Been Easier!

    While the sales copy promises us that "Getting her top off has never been easier!" we think that stopping a pretty girl on the street and asking to see whether her nipples are "Needle Nips" or "Cigarette Butts" is probably only a good idea if you (a) like to get kicked in the nuts a lot, or (b) enjoy that special feeling of being arrested for harassment. Still it's hard not to giggle at The Nipple Gauge, a titty-tip sizer that can be yours for a mere $6.95 and has not ever been Seen On TV&trade. The site's got some amusing amateur GGW-style pics and videos of boob-measuring at—you guessed it—Mardi Gras, once again proving that drunken coeds and boob flashing are like fine wine and good company: two great tastes that go great together, and ones that are always rewarding on their own merits. More »
  • #crushobjectexclusive

    The Bodacious Daphne Rosen: More Than Just Boobs (Though Those Are Amazing Too)

    Once we got past the amazing Daphne Rosen's more obvious attributes, we found ourselves grooving over the fact that the only thing hotter than a gorgeous girl with bra-busting curves is one with brains to match. Rosen's a regular at San Francisco's Kink.com studios, so when we here at Fleshbot West found ourselves with a chance to drool in her general direction ask her a few questions (not to mention grab an exclusive hardcore gallery), we leaped the tallest pair of obstacles for the chance. Feast your eyes on Daphne's talents and enjoy the interview after the jump. More »
  • #seriouslywtf

    Fur TV: Because Watching Puppets Fap Will Never Get Old

    When we first saw the title of MTV UK's new raunchfest "Fur TV" we figured it was either a "Real World" for girls who don't shave or that MTV had decided to update "A Shot At Love" with a cast comprised entirely of furries (which we'd love). No such luck: "Fur TV" is a curious yet hilarious mix of "Meet The Feebles" and "Cribs", with a whole lot of lowbrow sex action and some very cute, underdressed UK babes humping puppets—which we also love, especially when their Paris Hilton sex video sendup gives us a taste of how hot that whole scene could have been, complete with a fluffy comeshot. Puppets hotter than Paris? Who'da thought? More »
  • #hardcore

    The Lickable Lorelei Lee

    When we're not busy licking our monitors every time her picture appears, we're singing the praises of bright rising starlet Lorelei Lee as often as we can to anyone who will listen—especially since this beauty's got brains to match, as evidenced by her recent interview in the San Francisco Chronicle in which she talks about the realities of getting into porn. And now that we got our hands on an exclusive new gallery of lickable Lorelei doing all the nasty things we love to see her do (always with a big sweet smile) ... well, we're crushing on her more than ever. Check out all the hardcore hotness featuring Lorelei's scenes from Fucking Machines, Hogtied and Sex and Submission after the jump ... and try not to get your cinema displays too messy. More »
  • #lolpr0n

    We Haz Ur LOLpr0n Fucking Machines Contest Winnrz!!!1!

    O hai! Last week we asked you to send us your best LOLporn captions for a selection of photos from FuckingMachines.com ... and you splooged us with entries so hilarious that a half-chewed gummi boob actually shot out of an intern's nose while we were going through them. (We swear!) And because we received so many good ones, the LOL voices in our heads made us give away a grand total of five one month Fucking Machines memberships. More »