Whenever we stumble across a clip that was broadcast in a language we don't understand, we often wonder: would we be enjoying this more if we actually knew what the hell these people were saying, or less? For example, we don't really need to know why these babes are shaking their beautifully bethonged asses on some weird surfboard machine; or who those two dudes are that the girls in the soccer jerseys seem determined to impress; but we suspect that if the reasons were actually revealed, the video would probably lose a lot of its charm. On the other, we are dying to know why a booty-shaking contest is being judged by a character from Mister Rogers' Neighborhood of Make-Believe. We guess some questions just aren't meant to be answered ... even after the jump.