The randy but always well-intentioned folks at World of Wonder sent along this version of the soul-deadening Colin Farrell/Nicole Narain sex video that has been edited for prudish Fleshbot readers general, hopefully lawsuit-free consumption. Narain's smoky voice, full of vocal fry and indifference, is clearly the reason why Farrell wants this video expunged from all memory and probably why the normally-rakish actor seems so passive, as if repressing his inner Covey in a booze-forgotten pub crawl version of "The Plough And the Stars". Thrill as Narain tries to change the channel the way Ian Anderson plays the flute; wonder what the name of the white cat is; and seethe along with us as the (allegedly) mercenary vixen watches television through her fifteen minutes of litigiousness.

Something good may eventually come of these exercises in the form of an "All Your Base Are Belong to Colin Farrell"-style mashup craze circa later this year.- G. Ponante

· "Good Clean Porn" (worldofwonder.net)

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