By Jonnobot, 4:08 PM on Tue Jul 19 2005, 4,506 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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OK, we are so totally jealous: while we sit here playing endless games of Lumines and waiting for our first batch of UMD porn titles to arrive (which would probably get here faster if we actually remembered to order them first, but that's not the point), the folks at Tokyopia got their hands on a copy of "The Palace of a Virgin" and posted a thorough review of the "awesome, feature-packed disc", complete with screenshots. The verdict? Plenty of bang for the buck (or yen), despite the presence of the "Censoring Mosaic of Doom" ubiquitous to Japanese smut and a cheesy game in which "your goal is to press the O button to shoot a SQUIGGLY WHITE LIQUID into these groin-targets to score points". (Actually, that sounds like something we'd gladly pay fifty bucks for along ... but them we have a peculiar fondness for games involving squiggly white liquid and groin targets, and we just don't come across such things as often as we'd like.)

"PSP Porn" (tokyopia.com)

See also: Hikaru Koto (gallery @ hotavmodel.com)

Previously: UMD Videos @ JList, PSP Porn Pinups, "Battle Raper 2", GLAY'z Videos, Playboy Station Portable, PSP Pornpalooza!