So did everyone see the "Simpsons" movie this weekend? We sure did. And so did our dear friend and crush object Dana DeArmond, who took time out of her busy schedule of reading her fan mail, working out, and peeing to go stand in line for it ... only to have her whole experience ruined by a bunch of obnoxious teenagers and screaming babies. Our sympathies go out to Dana, especially since it's a situation we've all found ourselves in at some point. And here you were thinking you couldn't possibly have anything in common with someone who does porn for a living.

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"dana freaks out angrily about the simpsons movie experience" (YouTube)

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