By Dashiell Bennett, 11:43 AM on Mon Sep 24 2007, 8,764 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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And while we're on the subject of Japanese perversity today, we're wondering if our image of the island nation will ever hold up under scrutiny if we ever manage to make it over there one day ourselves. (They do have islands, right?) For example, based on what we've learned from our internet research Japan's population is mostly barely-legal female sailing cadets and service robots who perform all manner of sexual services while working part-time in anime studios. Also, their entire economy appears to be game show based. But could these just be misconceptions that might lead to a serious cultural faux pas? Imagine if we forgot to vacuum pack our dates or didn't interrupt this news broadcast for an anchor bukkake? Incidentally, we may have just found the answer to Katie Couric's slumping ratings. Foreign cultures have so much to teach us.

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· Vacuum fetish (YouTube, via gamersweb.it)

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· Bukkake Mess (eskimotube.com)

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Previously: Japanese Fetish Video Of The Week: "Crash By Venus 3"